Topher Florence
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NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
the two highest forms of porn game are either a sprawling ancient text parser written in a dead programming language with one zillion words and in jokes from a 30 year old MUD or a series of elaborate buggy duct taped together mods for the sims that vibrate on a frequency only aunties can percieve
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
the two highest forms of porn game are either a sprawling ancient text parser written in a dead programming language with one zillion words and in jokes from a 30 year old MUD or a series of elaborate buggy duct taped together mods for the sims that vibrate on a frequency only aunties can percieve
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Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
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one of the greatest oral storytelling traditions in human civilization is a child on the playground at recess explaining to his friends the plot of total recall beat for beat
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
one of the greatest oral storytelling traditions in human civilization is a child on the playground at recess explaining to his friends the plot of total recall beat for beat
I geuinely dreamt watching this entire cartoon for six straight minutes constantly asking myself if the BBL was invented in 1941 and was famed animator Richard Williams even alive to animate this and woke up and immediately posted this
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I geuinely dreamt watching this entire cartoon for six straight minutes constantly asking myself if the BBL was invented in 1941 and was famed animator Richard Williams even alive to animate this and woke up and immediately posted this
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Duff Bluff (1941) - When Tom cant afford the same fancy Brazilian Butt Lift that the other cats are getting, he goes to a "back alley" clinic to fill his bum with old accordion parts. His ass is gorgeous, but can the feisty feline manage to catch Jerry despite sounding like a three piece polka band?
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soul of sovereignty chapter 3 is out now! #soulsov gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
soul of sovereignty chapter 3 is out now! #soulsov gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
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Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...
store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
Who else up honing their nasal yet baritone impression of actor, producer, and director William Conrad by reciting the opening monologue to the hit 1963 television series "The Fugitive" to find a specific distinction from their personal Paul Frees or Orson Wells impressions?
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Who else up honing their nasal yet baritone impression of actor, producer, and director William Conrad by reciting the opening monologue to the hit 1963 television series "The Fugitive" to find a specific distinction from their personal Paul Frees or Orson Wells impressions?
i start my day by doing dailies on a free to play game through my steam account through geforce now so "logging into my computer to login to a computer to login to a computer to login to a computer " and i picture a little tron man opening a series of doors like the intro to get smart or mst3k
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i start my day by doing dailies on a free to play game through my steam account through geforce now so "logging into my computer to login to a computer to login to a computer to login to a computer " and i picture a little tron man opening a series of doors like the intro to get smart or mst3k
if you have hit the vtuber fan threshold of reading the word "liver" as "lye-ver" by default, there's still time to turn back and remind yourself of the simple pleasures of a delicious plate of old fashioned liver and onions with a side of mashed potatoes and extra gravy
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
if you have hit the vtuber fan threshold of reading the word "liver" as "lye-ver" by default, there's still time to turn back and remind yourself of the simple pleasures of a delicious plate of old fashioned liver and onions with a side of mashed potatoes and extra gravy
guy with a linguistics degree who creates a complex theoretical future history etymological timeline of the dialect drift needed to end up at the mandarin they speak in the hit tv series "firefly"
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
guy with a linguistics degree who creates a complex theoretical future history etymological timeline of the dialect drift needed to end up at the mandarin they speak in the hit tv series "firefly"
If you need reference art for drawing, painting, or 3D modeling, don't forget that your local library card can connect you with apps such as "Libby" or "OverDrive" which give you access to a variety of magazines for free which can be read on your smart device or personal computer. Welp, see ya later
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you need reference art for drawing, painting, or 3D modeling, don't forget that your local library card can connect you with apps such as "Libby" or "OverDrive" which give you access to a variety of magazines for free which can be read on your smart device or personal computer. Welp, see ya later
why are people so concerned with pointless stuff like whether the zelda movie will be "good" or "bad" or when you could simply be getting excited to see what new zealand actors from power rangers or xena warrior princess you might see as hyrule castle handmaiden #4 or whatever.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
why are people so concerned with pointless stuff like whether the zelda movie will be "good" or "bad" or when you could simply be getting excited to see what new zealand actors from power rangers or xena warrior princess you might see as hyrule castle handmaiden #4 or whatever.
do i believe all of society's problems would have been fixed if google reader had been wildly popular? look...it's not really important what i technically might "believe" per se...RSS is a kind of mindset
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
do i believe all of society's problems would have been fixed if google reader had been wildly popular? look...it's not really important what i technically might "believe" per se...RSS is a kind of mindset
Learning about the Popeye character "Tuna Salad", a mermaid who could cause storms by being sad so Wimpy and Olive Oyl start a moneymaking scheme where they would fix droughts by talking shit to her and making her cry until it rained.
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Learning about the Popeye character "Tuna Salad", a mermaid who could cause storms by being sad so Wimpy and Olive Oyl start a moneymaking scheme where they would fix droughts by talking shit to her and making her cry until it rained.
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at this point i'm basically that one guy on the island still fighting world war ii because i still think it's a bad idea that super mario and sonic the hedgehog have voices in the games
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
at this point i'm basically that one guy on the island still fighting world war ii because i still think it's a bad idea that super mario and sonic the hedgehog have voices in the games
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In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG