Vitamin Bee 🐝
@vitaminpac1.bsky.social
Woke suburban coastal elite & serial hobbyist with the audacity. According to Tom, an Ohio 11
I swear he’s fine
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I swear he’s fine
“Am I getting sick or am I just really cold” - a wintertime tale
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Am I getting sick or am I just really cold” - a wintertime tale
I feel like I’m winning some sort of New England transplant badge of honor, running errands wearing my workout shorts and a parka
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I feel like I’m winning some sort of New England transplant badge of honor, running errands wearing my workout shorts and a parka
The fact that the Pantone color of the year for next year is just white can’t mean anything good is coming for us. 2026 is already ruined, let’s just call it a day
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that the Pantone color of the year for next year is just white can’t mean anything good is coming for us. 2026 is already ruined, let’s just call it a day
I just told my husband “this is the first time I’ve sat down all day” and, while true, the second that phrase was uttered I realized I am Old
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just told my husband “this is the first time I’ve sat down all day” and, while true, the second that phrase was uttered I realized I am Old
12 hour urgent care shift while we get 3-5 inches of snow. Do I bring monopoly or…
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
12 hour urgent care shift while we get 3-5 inches of snow. Do I bring monopoly or…
It never ceases to amaze me when someone comes into urgent care and I think something serious might be happening, like a stroke, and they are SO reluctant to go to the hospital
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It never ceases to amaze me when someone comes into urgent care and I think something serious might be happening, like a stroke, and they are SO reluctant to go to the hospital
Just realized 85% of the gifts I got my husband are just replacing things he ruined, ripped, lost, or broke over the past year lol
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just realized 85% of the gifts I got my husband are just replacing things he ruined, ripped, lost, or broke over the past year lol
Conservative men love to talk about natural selection and eugenics but when nobody wants to fuck them it’s “male loneliness”
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Conservative men love to talk about natural selection and eugenics but when nobody wants to fuck them it’s “male loneliness”
The government heard you miss the 2000s so it’s bringing back recessions, wars with oil rich countries, and low rise jeans
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The government heard you miss the 2000s so it’s bringing back recessions, wars with oil rich countries, and low rise jeans
We watched Jack the Giant Slayer and the movie could have been greatly improved if they planted an additional beanstalk in the giants’ land to see if they can go up an additional level for even larger giants
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We watched Jack the Giant Slayer and the movie could have been greatly improved if they planted an additional beanstalk in the giants’ land to see if they can go up an additional level for even larger giants
Some people have asked me, “How do you get that natural dewy look?”
Well I start with a mattifying primer and a powder foundation and follow with a mattifying setting spray but my skin makes more oil than the top layer of unshaken bottled Italian dressing so here we are
Well I start with a mattifying primer and a powder foundation and follow with a mattifying setting spray but my skin makes more oil than the top layer of unshaken bottled Italian dressing so here we are
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Some people have asked me, “How do you get that natural dewy look?”
Well I start with a mattifying primer and a powder foundation and follow with a mattifying setting spray but my skin makes more oil than the top layer of unshaken bottled Italian dressing so here we are
Well I start with a mattifying primer and a powder foundation and follow with a mattifying setting spray but my skin makes more oil than the top layer of unshaken bottled Italian dressing so here we are
Every time my husband watches Mad Max I tell him the Vanessa Carlton Driving Piano would be my crazy bad guy war rig and he’s just like ok shut up my show is on
a woman is playing a piano on a street with the words " making my way downtown " below her
Alt: A clip of Vanessa Carlton’s “a thousand miles” music video in which she played on a baby grand piano getting driven down the street
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November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Every time my husband watches Mad Max I tell him the Vanessa Carlton Driving Piano would be my crazy bad guy war rig and he’s just like ok shut up my show is on
Let’s play “how many times can I lose the scissors in the time it takes to wrap 2 Christmas gifts”
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Let’s play “how many times can I lose the scissors in the time it takes to wrap 2 Christmas gifts”
My husband: you’re like your dad in that you both have a hard time being affectionate
Me: it’s the trauma
Husband: what’s his excuse?
Me: the trauma
Me: it’s the trauma
Husband: what’s his excuse?
Me: the trauma
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My husband: you’re like your dad in that you both have a hard time being affectionate
Me: it’s the trauma
Husband: what’s his excuse?
Me: the trauma
Me: it’s the trauma
Husband: what’s his excuse?
Me: the trauma
Has anyone thought about how our entire economy is just debt in a trenchcoat
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Has anyone thought about how our entire economy is just debt in a trenchcoat
Annual reminder that if you didn’t already need it, you don’t need to buy it just cause it’s on sale
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Annual reminder that if you didn’t already need it, you don’t need to buy it just cause it’s on sale
Ok guys today I need you to remember:
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ok guys today I need you to remember:
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
Belly ache: stay home
Nauseous and need some Zofran: urgent care
Bent over with sharp abdominal pain: emergency room
I think it’s safe to say that the 90s, as a decade, saw the release of 100% of movies where a bad guy turns to slime
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think it’s safe to say that the 90s, as a decade, saw the release of 100% of movies where a bad guy turns to slime
Did anyone play the Grindr notification at dinner to see which conservative relatives jump
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did anyone play the Grindr notification at dinner to see which conservative relatives jump
What if we named people like show dogs
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What if we named people like show dogs
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Your buddy Mike has a legal name that’s like “Ch All the Small Things Jr”
Just tryna watch the dog show and MIL is turning it into a list of all the dogs she’s known that are dead or were treated badly by their owner
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just tryna watch the dog show and MIL is turning it into a list of all the dogs she’s known that are dead or were treated badly by their owner
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Men are socialized to hate women. They are told from a small age the worst thing they can do is “cry like a girl, or throw like a girl or act like a girl.” Then they grow up associating women & girls with shame. And that is how this misogyny breeds. It is patriarchal conditioning from the get-go.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Men are socialized to hate women. They are told from a small age the worst thing they can do is “cry like a girl, or throw like a girl or act like a girl.” Then they grow up associating women & girls with shame. And that is how this misogyny breeds. It is patriarchal conditioning from the get-go.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I hope all these kids in marching bands from Alabama etc go home and tell their families that actually NYC is not a crime ridden hell hole and Fox News is wrong
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I hope all these kids in marching bands from Alabama etc go home and tell their families that actually NYC is not a crime ridden hell hole and Fox News is wrong