Baby Boy Monaghan
@babyboymonaghan.bsky.social
Arts editor for MPR as Max Sparber. Award-winning cultural critic & Jewish Studies writer. 3X illegitimate. He/him.
Please do, because no such organization ever existed
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Please do, because no such organization ever existed
Reposted by Baby Boy Monaghan
Forget it, Jake
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Forget it, Jake
Doobie Brothers: Minute by minute ...
(Sees producer making gesture to stall for time)
by minute by minute by minute by
(Sees producer making gesture to stall for time)
by minute by minute by minute by
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Doobie Brothers: Minute by minute ...
(Sees producer making gesture to stall for time)
by minute by minute by minute by
(Sees producer making gesture to stall for time)
by minute by minute by minute by
Perhaps my least favorite Tennessee Williams play
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Perhaps my least favorite Tennessee Williams play
It's related to the Esquirita phenomenon, where I sometimes ask, "Who is the Esquirta of Minneapolis?" and then remember that there are no other Esqueritas; we only got one.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's related to the Esquirita phenomenon, where I sometimes ask, "Who is the Esquirta of Minneapolis?" and then remember that there are no other Esqueritas; we only got one.
I have something I call the "Jaan Pehchan Ho" phenomenon, where you see the ecstatic Bollywood masked dance number "Jaan Pehchan Ho" from the film "Gumnaam" and you spend years looking for something like it, only to discover that there is nothing like it, even in the rest of the original film.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I have something I call the "Jaan Pehchan Ho" phenomenon, where you see the ecstatic Bollywood masked dance number "Jaan Pehchan Ho" from the film "Gumnaam" and you spend years looking for something like it, only to discover that there is nothing like it, even in the rest of the original film.
Horrible little imp: (Tears off the wrapping for a new pair of stilts, balls them up to throw away.)
Witch: You will be cursed with the name of your last action!
Horrible little imp, now named Rumplestiltskin: Aw.
Witch: You will be cursed with the name of your last action!
Horrible little imp, now named Rumplestiltskin: Aw.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Horrible little imp: (Tears off the wrapping for a new pair of stilts, balls them up to throw away.)
Witch: You will be cursed with the name of your last action!
Horrible little imp, now named Rumplestiltskin: Aw.
Witch: You will be cursed with the name of your last action!
Horrible little imp, now named Rumplestiltskin: Aw.
Tomorrow is the next day of the last day of today
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tomorrow is the next day of the last day of today
Today is the current day of the right now of your life
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Today is the current day of the right now of your life
Today is the last day of the previous of your life
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today is the last day of the previous of your life
I heard there was a miner cord
It went down the hole
To where the gems were stored
But you don't really dig up Mellite
Do ya
It went down the hole
To where the gems were stored
But you don't really dig up Mellite
Do ya
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I heard there was a miner cord
It went down the hole
To where the gems were stored
But you don't really dig up Mellite
Do ya
It went down the hole
To where the gems were stored
But you don't really dig up Mellite
Do ya
I don't know, I've been following the catsup news.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't know, I've been following the catsup news.
Your annual reminder that these are stills from the Thanksgiving horror films Blood Rage, which isn't good, per se, but is preposterously entertaining
Some savvy weed grower better have a strain named Cranberry Sauce with this ad on the bottle.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Your annual reminder that these are stills from the Thanksgiving horror films Blood Rage, which isn't good, per se, but is preposterously entertaining
And literally nobody was white in the first century. The concept of whiteness wasn't invented until the 17th century.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And literally nobody was white in the first century. The concept of whiteness wasn't invented until the 17th century.
Can mayors pardon? I don't know how bird law works.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can mayors pardon? I don't know how bird law works.
In another failure of bleeding-heart politics, the mayor pardoned a tukey who immediately went out and killed again
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In another failure of bleeding-heart politics, the mayor pardoned a tukey who immediately went out and killed again
AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
Sometimes I think about how for much of history everyone was medicated on booze, nicotine, cocaine, hasish, opiates, amphetamines, etc., and now we're all expected to just be out here raw-dogging life
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
AKA: Why does everybody have ADHD now
Hi! I see you've wandered in from Stormfront!
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hi! I see you've wandered in from Stormfront!
"Fake semitic" and "goblins," really showing you cards there.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Fake semitic" and "goblins," really showing you cards there.
No, they are Abrahamic religions. Semitic is a language family.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No, they are Abrahamic religions. Semitic is a language family.
Somebody check on John Waters and Tim Curry RIGHT NOW
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Somebody check on John Waters and Tim Curry RIGHT NOW
Between David Lynch, Udo Kier and Jimmy Cliff, the world is rapidly emptying of the superstars of midnight cinema.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Between David Lynch, Udo Kier and Jimmy Cliff, the world is rapidly emptying of the superstars of midnight cinema.
Dune Hard With a Vengeance
Denis Villeneuve’s final #Dune movie is officially titled ‘Dune: Part 3’
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Dune Hard With a Vengeance