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Peter Berkes
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1992 NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Beers should cost $3.
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Look at my country dog what the fuck
Me and the fellas getting politely asked to leave Sporto’s
If your town has a kitschy 20th century restaurant with an outstanding aura, I’m taking photos. God bless Batavia, NY.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well that sets my fears aside
Nvidia, $NVDA, has said it is "not Enron."
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Pulling up to the function in my Xcrox and I’ve got the haters choking
Xbox Crocs and accessories is up at Crocs ($80/$20) buff.ly/mEhT14G #ad

Yes, it's an Xbox
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why are you, as a general manager, signing Shaq Lawson to play football in 2025
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Was about to make an Adrian Chiles joke but the big man would never stoop to this level of amateurism
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thinking about what horrors lie within the videos tab at the bottom of the LinkedIn app, and what could cause someone to click on it
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Made a batch of chorizo Mac and cheese for my wife’s work potluck tomorrow and these folks are about to have their tits blown off
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by Peter Berkes
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Colts-Chiefs: how about a tie??
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Doesn’t get much worse than this, narratively speaking. Fuck, man.
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Peter Berkes
Will genuinely never forgive this club for making Ange dead enders feel so good about themselves
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know that coming out to challenge Arsenal is going to get us killed but I think setting up like this to try to grind the game out is going to end up the same way. Both deeply unpleasant and also boring so far, great stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I hate these assholes
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I deeply love Kaytron Allen
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Toting the rock >>>>>>>>>
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE
DOUBLE WHISKEY COKE NO ICE
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My youngest turned 5 today and man how the hell did that happen. Feels like this little hellion was a tiny baby in my arms just yesterday.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Had to pull the ripcord in a fancy resort in Jamaica because I went too hard the night before listening to a Jamaican guy play Billy Joel songs at the bar, no regrets
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Peter Berkes
Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As someone who does not like football and never has, you can imagine how reticent I am to buy more football-related apparel. However, Homefield’s Black Friday deals simply Smoke Too Tough for me to ignore.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Time to clean house, Sean
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Going to see unsuccessful mesh plays in my sleep
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Praying on Joe Brady’s downfall
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM