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Patrick Claybon
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Here for when Elon kills the bird.
I forgot to celebrate a decade of the article that started it all!
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Hmmmm

Height 6'5" 6'5"

Number 17 17

Arm Right Right
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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If you want to know what people mean when they say Democrats are "controlled opposition," rather than whipping votes against ICE funding, Hakeem Jeffries struck a deal with Republicans to allow Democrats to feign outrage at ICE while still funding the spending package.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The Mike McDaniel job search may be confusing... but not if you consult this Princeton Review article on selecting your Dream, Target, and Safety Schools
January 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Body camera video released Thursday shows that a 20-year-old man “posed no threat” before he was fatally shot in the head last month by a Chicago police officer in West Ridge, according to lawyers for the man’s family.
Video shows man fatally shot in head by Chicago police 'posed no threat,' family's lawyers say
chicago.suntimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Phrasing had me feeling hopeful for a second
Elon’s plane captured in Zurich. Elon will be attending the World Economic Forum, in Davos.
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
He's doing a bit here but this will ABSOLUTLEY work on Tom Brady
The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Cops $7,338,600,3921
Utility $150
someone who is good at the cost of living please help me budget this. my family is dying
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
They can only give money to cops. That's it, the end result of everything is somehow giving money to cops.
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.

That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Absolutely massive turnout at the ICE Rapid Response training in Pittsburgh tonight, hosted by Frontline Dignity. Over 500 people showed up, including dozens from out of county & out of state.
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Former Federal employee here- thanks for noting that…unlike the goon squads- these folks were doctors, scientists and specialists- doing work that likely isn’t funded outside of public money.
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Notice how none of the vibes scolds ask what happens to all these people, but sprint to ask what "the plan" is for the racist goon squads once they lose their official capacity
This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Perceived slight HOF opportunity!
Saleh vs Coen twice a year let’s rock and roll
BREAKING: The Tennessee Titans are hiring San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh to be their next head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Now that Indiana has won a title, a nation that lives and dies by helmet scouting will stop doing it and usher in a new *puts finger to ear* oh nvm it's still going to happen.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Time for the Parity Era folks, i hear an 8-5 team with two players drafted is going to get a transfer from Blinn college and win the National championship
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
They're lifting a trophy tonight
But those dude's could've been on any other team willing to spend the money
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Time to win the National Championship and have precisely one (1) beer
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Folks calling it a "Parity Era" because a team loaded with dudes that make plays kicked ass for 16 games.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The need to score a TD might've been a factor!
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Would it help if we phrase it as Cignetti is not afraid to be up 6
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Canes take a break from the run game to have Beck send the TE on a mission
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Mark Cuban jumpscare to torpedo any available joy
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"Letting them play" is a little phrase that we use to remind ourselves that we're just making it all up as we go!
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Kirk fired up for Royal in Riyadh baby
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM