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Me, reading other Spurs fans’ takes
“Yeah Dusty was gonna be Baron Harrkonen, but they didn’t have phones on planes back then so he missed Lynch’s call.”
timothee chalamet is on cody rhodes' podcast this week?????
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Today is a good day to sign Dylan Cease
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Spurs spent the Pochettino era flirting with being elite, never entirely fell off thanks to some elite players, and now don’t even have a vision to hang their hats on. It’s bad.
Don't think yesterday could realistically have gone any worse for Frank (other than things really unravelling at 3-0). To go in with that approach in that fixture and for it fail so badly is an instant deal-breaker for a lot of fans. Esp as the players looked so uncommitted.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tottenham are so poorly run they’re going to sign Trevor Lawrence
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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*tap*
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
The camo pants are coming out and they’re staying on
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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You’ve heard of the Madden Curse and the SI cover jinx

Get ready for the Hallmark Holiday Movie Curse
Words cannot express my love of the entire concept or the Bespoke Sports Team-Specific Hallmark Christmas Movie, one of the most American things that could ever exist
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Online football fans, particularly Americans, like to hypothesize scenarios where they break up with their team.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is the most correct take you’ll read
Caveat: be sure to know, as much as I hate Arsenal, you wont find a football club I hate more than Tottenham.

💀
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It should have been mandated upon them. They should have been given the death penalty
Penn State didn't clean house the way they should have in 2012, imo. Obviously it would have pissed off the boosters, but I think having a clean break then rather than letting shit like this go on forever probably would have been better in the long term.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Honestly Spurs have been mismanaged for years and the only bit of luck we’ve had was Champions League teams getting banned from Europa so Atalanta didn’t blow our back out last year.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The Angeophiles will be the death of me. We are awful today, we were also awful last season. Show some of the patience you did last year with injuries.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Funny watching the official team of online hipsters struggle this year
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The thing would actually make Blue Sky better is if the snowflakes who ran this site didn’t hide the Tommy Shelby puts a gun to his head gif in the gif search.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Think I might do something less painful with my spare time. Like root for hibs or start sawing off toes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Will genuinely never forgive this club for making Ange dead enders feel so good about themselves
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Very annoying how early every season it becomes clear that we’re playing out the string.
I predicted that this would be unwatchable stop-start football - it was very obvious - but even then this is beyond what I expected.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A little annoying how much every sports team I follow is committed to making me spend time with my family.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You generally want to be patient with a new manager but you can’t even seen the hint of an idea of what they’re working towards
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This club hasn’t had a clue for almost nine years. Really hope they clean house this summer but ha ha ha
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Will genuinely never forgive this club for making Ange dead enders feel so good about themselves
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
So which manager should we hire in June
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now can I get an encore, do you want more
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
So for one last time I need y'all to roar

Now what the hell are you waitin for
After me, there shall be no more
So for one last time, make some noise
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Got an idea for a new club anthem for Spurs youtu.be/zgUKQCVieWM?...
You Stupid Bitch (feat. Rachel Bloom) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
YouTube video by racheldoesstuff
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM