Emily
@jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
I'm a crossword lover who wears glasses and plays catcher. I'm basically a female Danny Jansen.
If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.
If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.
Since we moved in together, my boyfriend's scared-of-everything cat has taught herself to parrot perch on my shoulder and lays on my chest/side purring as I fall asleep most nights.
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Since we moved in together, my boyfriend's scared-of-everything cat has taught herself to parrot perch on my shoulder and lays on my chest/side purring as I fall asleep most nights.
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
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Blue Jays meeting:
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Blue Jays meeting:
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
If you can't be alone in an elevator with a woman without sexually assaulting her, do everyone a favour and don't even be in a crowded room with women.
Try the middle (or bottom) of the sea instead
Try the middle (or bottom) of the sea instead
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you can't be alone in an elevator with a woman without sexually assaulting her, do everyone a favour and don't even be in a crowded room with women.
Try the middle (or bottom) of the sea instead
Try the middle (or bottom) of the sea instead
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
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To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
SCOOP: The Trump administration is providing the names of all travelers passing through U.S. airports to immigration officials in search of people with deportation orders, a substantial expansion of government efforts to draw on data to hunt down immigrants.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
Immigration Agents Are Using Air Passenger Data for Deportation Effort
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
To give you a sense of how big a departure this year, the government doesn't do this for wanted criminals.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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If you're wondering "what sponsors are funding the Gathering of the Chuddalos", it's all your standard usual suspects (Bible charities, gun groups, grifters, unaccredited Christian community colleges) and...
Oh!
Facebook/Instagram. Right there. The #3 listed sponsor.
Oh!
Facebook/Instagram. Right there. The #3 listed sponsor.
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you're wondering "what sponsors are funding the Gathering of the Chuddalos", it's all your standard usual suspects (Bible charities, gun groups, grifters, unaccredited Christian community colleges) and...
Oh!
Facebook/Instagram. Right there. The #3 listed sponsor.
Oh!
Facebook/Instagram. Right there. The #3 listed sponsor.
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think it's great we're allowing Sam Altman to harm kids in exchange for millions of dollars everyday so that he doesnt have to get a real job
“She participated in a TikTok "Devil trend" on Saturday, Dec. 6, in which she asked ChatGPT to reveal her biggest flaws and insecurities.
On Sunday, Dec. 7, Tracy was found dead by local authorities in her apartment.”
On Sunday, Dec. 7, Tracy was found dead by local authorities in her apartment.”
The 19-year-old sophomore was found dead in her off-campus apartment.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
think it's great we're allowing Sam Altman to harm kids in exchange for millions of dollars everyday so that he doesnt have to get a real job
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Do I love that Pierre Poilievre is bleeding members? Heck yes.
Do I hate that the Liberals are so conservative that it's enticing Conservatives to join them? Heck yes.
Do I hate that the Liberals are so conservative that it's enticing Conservatives to join them? Heck yes.
Another MP leaves Conservatives, crosses floor to Liberals | CBC News
Ontario MP Michael Ma announced Thursday that he is leaving the Conservative Caucus and joining the Liberals.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do I love that Pierre Poilievre is bleeding members? Heck yes.
Do I hate that the Liberals are so conservative that it's enticing Conservatives to join them? Heck yes.
Do I hate that the Liberals are so conservative that it's enticing Conservatives to join them? Heck yes.
I hate it here
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hate it here
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We're like three days from the n-word
TRUMP: “I said why is it we only take people from shithole countries? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark… But we always take people from Somalia— places that are filthy, dirty, disgusting.”
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We're like three days from the n-word
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
Florida, a state with two MLB teams, when asked to care about either of the two MLB teams in their state:
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Florida, a state with two MLB teams, when asked to care about either of the two MLB teams in their state:
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I don't care if you think that AI can do some really nifty things. It's being rammed down our throats by obscenely wealthy men who are also, obviously, both dangerously right-wing and mentally unstable, and no rational society should be allowing that to happen. End of discussion.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don't care if you think that AI can do some really nifty things. It's being rammed down our throats by obscenely wealthy men who are also, obviously, both dangerously right-wing and mentally unstable, and no rational society should be allowing that to happen. End of discussion.
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My favourite subtle Christmas decoration: swapping out this photo of Gregory Peck in the courtroom in To Kill a Mockingbird, which hangs in my spare room/office, with this photo of Jimmy Stewart from the end of It's a Wonderful Life
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favourite subtle Christmas decoration: swapping out this photo of Gregory Peck in the courtroom in To Kill a Mockingbird, which hangs in my spare room/office, with this photo of Jimmy Stewart from the end of It's a Wonderful Life
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this is the thread ranking all the outfits of rosemary clooney wears in white christmas. thank you for your time
December 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
this is the thread ranking all the outfits of rosemary clooney wears in white christmas. thank you for your time
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We know this isn’t true because if the EU was Nazi-like, Musk wouldn’t be fighting it. He’d be saluting it.
The EU was created in by people who lived through WWII and saw political and economic integration as a means to bringing peace and stability to the continent.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
It is being opposed by Putin, Musk and the others who support Neo Nazis in Europe.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We know this isn’t true because if the EU was Nazi-like, Musk wouldn’t be fighting it. He’d be saluting it.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
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AI is a climate issue. AI is a climate crisis.
A few important points here
- Generative AI supercharged data centre growth: lobbyist and substacker lines pretending like this is just streaming are false
- Even when you consider much of the projected growth is speculative, the *likely* projects are still MASSIVE
media.licdn.com/dms/document...
- Generative AI supercharged data centre growth: lobbyist and substacker lines pretending like this is just streaming are false
- Even when you consider much of the projected growth is speculative, the *likely* projects are still MASSIVE
media.licdn.com/dms/document...
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
AI is a climate issue. AI is a climate crisis.
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Honestly, every left-wing group should create the tackiest cheapest ugliest trophy they can imagine and make a big show of presenting it to Trump with some obnoxious name like the Greenpeace Award for Big Beautiful Excellence in Body Odors or the ACLU Trophy for Presidential Strongly Napping.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Honestly, every left-wing group should create the tackiest cheapest ugliest trophy they can imagine and make a big show of presenting it to Trump with some obnoxious name like the Greenpeace Award for Big Beautiful Excellence in Body Odors or the ACLU Trophy for Presidential Strongly Napping.
So I need to wait an extra day for my team to play baseball? Unbelievable, I will not stand for this.
It appears that the Athletics-Blue Jays Opening Day game has been moved to from Thursday, March 26 to Friday, March 27.
The Friday had been an off day in case of inclement weather, but I guess some one remembered that Toronto has a domed stadium.
The Friday had been an off day in case of inclement weather, but I guess some one remembered that Toronto has a domed stadium.
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
So I need to wait an extra day for my team to play baseball? Unbelievable, I will not stand for this.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”