lighthouse prince
@historiancole.bsky.social
here on the cusp between fish and tetrapods
Pinned
last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
we've reached the part of rehearsal where all the actors know each others' lines and will just repeat them in ghostly unison while off stage
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
we've reached the part of rehearsal where all the actors know each others' lines and will just repeat them in ghostly unison while off stage
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Good Morning!
Run it!
Run it!
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good Morning!
Run it!
Run it!
shout out to the guy in the bougie grocery store who told me, while restocking a WALL OF LA CROIX and PELLEGRINO, told me "we don't stock that name brand shit" when i asked for gatorade
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
shout out to the guy in the bougie grocery store who told me, while restocking a WALL OF LA CROIX and PELLEGRINO, told me "we don't stock that name brand shit" when i asked for gatorade
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
i think i have a bigger props budget than this hallmark movie we are watching
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i think i have a bigger props budget than this hallmark movie we are watching
being absolutely (more) insufferable in the group chat now that signal has polls
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
being absolutely (more) insufferable in the group chat now that signal has polls
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she’s a hero
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
she’s a hero
"Can you order more mustaches?"- the director
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Can you order more mustaches?"- the director
i begrudgingly trust this PECO man who used happy face emojis to tell me he remade all the taps to my house but if i get home and my lights are still flickering...
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i begrudgingly trust this PECO man who used happy face emojis to tell me he remade all the taps to my house but if i get home and my lights are still flickering...
C: i am seeing wicked for good tomorrow! i won't spoil it for you!
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
C: i am seeing wicked for good tomorrow! i won't spoil it for you!
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
there are so many different ways of putting tuberculosis on a death certificate and all of them are illegible
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
there are so many different ways of putting tuberculosis on a death certificate and all of them are illegible
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AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
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within the first ten minutes of the greatest film of our generation, twisters (2024), one character complains to another that "you've been no fun ever since you got struck by lightning"
July 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
within the first ten minutes of the greatest film of our generation, twisters (2024), one character complains to another that "you've been no fun ever since you got struck by lightning"
the thing about doing a christmas carol for your winter show is that every time the word "bah!" is spoken onstage, everyone backstage starts bleating like a sheep
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the thing about doing a christmas carol for your winter show is that every time the word "bah!" is spoken onstage, everyone backstage starts bleating like a sheep
i love [read: hate] when a documentary is like "Usually, these artifacts are only found in [their country of origin] but ONE OF THEM just *HAPPENS* to be the British Museum." -- OH DOES IT? WEIRD!! HOW DID IT GET THERE?
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i love [read: hate] when a documentary is like "Usually, these artifacts are only found in [their country of origin] but ONE OF THEM just *HAPPENS* to be the British Museum." -- OH DOES IT? WEIRD!! HOW DID IT GET THERE?
god forbid hercule poirot try to go on a single vacation
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
god forbid hercule poirot try to go on a single vacation
can some museum in the philly area book the calvin & hobbes exhibit from osu cause i don't think i'll make it up to cooperstown within the next six weeks cartoons.osu.edu/exhibits/exp...
Exploring Calvin and Hobbes
An exclusive opportunity! This is the first time Bill Watterson’s original Calvin and Hobbes artwork is being offered to museums as a traveling exhibition.
cartoons.osu.edu
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
can some museum in the philly area book the calvin & hobbes exhibit from osu cause i don't think i'll make it up to cooperstown within the next six weeks cartoons.osu.edu/exhibits/exp...
i was at a red light today & a dark suv pulled up next to me & honked. i looked over & the guy had his window down & his badge out. he was yelling at me to "stop driving like that!" i guess i looked so confused that he followed it up with "oh, sorry, a similar white car blew past me at 100mph"
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i was at a red light today & a dark suv pulled up next to me & honked. i looked over & the guy had his window down & his badge out. he was yelling at me to "stop driving like that!" i guess i looked so confused that he followed it up with "oh, sorry, a similar white car blew past me at 100mph"
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on Alice's account over on twitter posted by Sandy Ho
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
on Alice's account over on twitter posted by Sandy Ho
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