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kit spooks 👻

@kitsparks.bsky.social

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I am 1.89 Stanley Cups tall. I’ll take whatever pronouns you got (they/them probably most accurate, he/him most likely to delight, she/her in the gay way).

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · Nov 4

📌 pinned post to find my sporadically-posted artwork! 🖼️

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1h

man

do i? hate sports??? actually?????

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · Feb 8

Fast forward to 2026 and we're all calling measles "the meezies"

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 1h

to everyone else complaining about the 78th inning of tonight’s baseball, please understand that I live in the Atlantic time zone and my suffering is immense

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h

5 is a lot of nose rings, but if you’ve got the real estate it seems fun to decorate!!!

blue hair is super pretty on people of all ages and genders! I’ve had the best luck with Pulp Riot dye!

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 3h

makes sense

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

all i’m saying is i would look cool in that jacket and i have good opinions on college girls with blue hair and nose rings

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

the real problem for me with Kid Rock saying this shit while wearing a Detroit Tigers jacket is it’s a really fucking cool Detroit Tigers jacket

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

honestly I think this would fix them

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

we erred in sending Jesuits first

they think we’re cool now

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

this is the essence of its greatness

it invites you to deep read the religious symbolism at every turn and then is like “PSYCH I JUST THINK THIS SHIT LOOKS COOL” but in a way where you’re like Lucille Bluth being tricked by Gene Parmesan

we love it

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

BIG SAME

(but go tigers 🐯)

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

it was made by a mad genius pervert who is a weeb for the aesthetics of Catholicism, but only the depressing aspects

is this helping

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 4h

lol

Cropped Bluesky screenshot

SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social • 1h
so if you show up to protest in an inflatable frog suit, is it allowed to be a pepe inflatable trog suit or is that verboten

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Rachel Lazerus @rachellazerus.bsky... • 20m
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I like that the answer to "is Gendo a robot-fucker" is "technically no, spiritually yes."

XaiaX (spooky) @xaiax.net •now
Greatest thread locked after 12,000 posts etc.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 4h

the word “puny” is a respelling of the Anglo-Norman “puisné” meaning later born, junior

in Commonwealth countries, judges that are not the Chief Justice of a given court are sometimes called puisne judges, pronounced “puny judges” 👌

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

Everyone’s saying they’re the same but at different levels of ripeness and it’s not true! Yellow, orange and red peppers are all different cultivars that are green before they turn yellow, orange or red. A yellow pepper will never turn red.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

The only romance options I thought were really well done in DA:I were the two they did last minute (Cullen and Solas)

embarrassing!

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

also he does a whole thing about how you have to be sure because he’s a big scary Dom top and then he’s just into a little bondage and edging

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

since they wrote him as kinky, they wanted to make sure no one could stumble into his romance by any kind of accident, so you have to hit the flirt option 3 times while he pretends he does not see it

humiliating

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

I mean I think he’s into a wide variety of people shapes but were it not a videogame where I knew he was a romance option the message I would have received was “no thank you, and I’d say it stronger if you weren’t my boss”

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

I’m sorry Iron Bull, I think I actually sexually harrassed you 🙇

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t mind the rigid orientations as much as I mind Bioware taking the feedback that straight boys found having to turn down Anders scary and making it so you can’t do a romance in DA:I without throwing yourself at characters who don’t seem remotely interested

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 9h

I’d even be okay with max 1 T4

that’s still a fuck of a lot of people

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 9h

[points at door]

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 10h

I get while British people get upset about “obligated” instead of “obliged” now

kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 10h

You’re correct but occasionally I have to register a small objection

I love when people invent new inflected irregular verb forms to replace existing regular ones

I do not like this specific thing!!!