Joyce Park
@troutgirl.bsky.social
5.3K followers 1.4K following 17K posts
Co-founder/CTO twice. In my heart I'll always be a webdev. Almost died twice (brain aneurysm and adrenal adenoma). Tacoma native living outside Seattle. She/her.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
troutgirl.bsky.social
Without the Blue Jays, it would just be the USA Series! ;)
troutgirl.bsky.social
Apparently it cost a lot of money to provide security for the palace AND the humble guesthouse that Francis lived in. Even the Pope has cash flow problems!
troutgirl.bsky.social
I love this for you both!!!
troutgirl.bsky.social
I once had an interview at MySpace, and they put me up in the Beverly Wilshire. First place I ever stayed with a phone in the bathroom.
troutgirl.bsky.social
It's hard out there for a relief pitcher.
troutgirl.bsky.social
It was nice to see Andre Dawson on TV tonight. I'll never forget his face on the bench at the end of the NLCS in 1989.
troutgirl.bsky.social
I would like to get your tips for making square biscuits! I did it this past week and they rose a lot more on one side than the other :(
troutgirl.bsky.social
I read once that it's essentially impossible for musical artists to remain relevant for more than 3 albums, so she and Beyonce are in rare air!!!
troutgirl.bsky.social
She's 35, has been working nonstop since she was like 14, and is a demi-billionaire. If she wants to take a break and make cookies all day, it's nobody's business. Also her fiance will retire soon and nobody is ascribing any particular ideology to him, trad or otherwise.
troutgirl.bsky.social
Had to have the wisdom to realize I was not going to fix this giant ugly bug tonight, especially on an empty stomach.
troutgirl.bsky.social
I once was in an airport wine bar with three women on the same delayed flight, who quickly learned they had all simultaneously dated the same guy -- who they then proceeded to call. So, women aren't exactly defenseless.
troutgirl.bsky.social
I don't really care about BASE jumpers or whatever. They're choosing to risk their lives and if they die, they die. But there are still tourists, many from overseas, staying in the park's hotels -- if one of them gets taken out by a a a scofflaw while obeying all the rules themselves, it will suck.
troutgirl.bsky.social
A lot of Americans seem eager to go back to that. :(
troutgirl.bsky.social
It's hilarious because a LOT of devs I know don't even like CSS because it's not deterministic enough for them!!!
troutgirl.bsky.social
When are we going to learn that trying to shut down national parks just doesn't work at all? Yosemite is apparently overrun with squatters and thrill seekers right now, and it's not clear if there are any rangers outside the Valley :(

www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Squatters, illegal BASE jumpers invade Yosemite amid federal shutdown
"It's the Wild Wild West."
www.sfgate.com
troutgirl.bsky.social
What are the odds there will be a small riot in Philly tonight?
troutgirl.bsky.social
Hahaha it didn't have a name when I lived there!
troutgirl.bsky.social
I used to live in that building!
troutgirl.bsky.social
And their population at the time was incredibly united in their policy goals: security, modernization, opportunity. They also almost all agreed who their friends and enemies were. America today is SO FAR from being this united towards any goal.
troutgirl.bsky.social
Huh, I thought he famously didn't even like to use CG and made everyone go through hell to do practical effects instead!!!
troutgirl.bsky.social
South Korea had one of the best dictatorships of all time, one that actually delivered prosperity and opportunity -- and it STILL resulted in decades of torture and repression. It's a GIGANTIC risk to think the American people will learn the right lesson from a lil taste of authoritarianism.
troutgirl.bsky.social
With Stephen A. Smith!!!
troutgirl.bsky.social
Plus it's a fact that we are advised to take fewer painkillers for the same or worse maladies. Less Tylenol should mean less autism if this theory were born of logic instead of some kind of motivated reasoning I entirely fail to grasp.