Emily
@jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
I'm a crossword lover who wears glasses and plays catcher. I'm basically a female Danny Jansen.
If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.
If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.
Since we moved in together, my boyfriend's scared-of-everything cat has taught herself to parrot perch on my shoulder and lays on my chest/side purring as I fall asleep most nights.
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Since we moved in together, my boyfriend's scared-of-everything cat has taught herself to parrot perch on my shoulder and lays on my chest/side purring as I fall asleep most nights.
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
Thinking about the absolute trust and comfort this tiny creature has placed in me is sweet enough to make me cry
My favourite subtle Christmas decoration: swapping out this photo of Gregory Peck in the courtroom in To Kill a Mockingbird, which hangs in my spare room/office, with this photo of Jimmy Stewart from the end of It's a Wonderful Life
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favourite subtle Christmas decoration: swapping out this photo of Gregory Peck in the courtroom in To Kill a Mockingbird, which hangs in my spare room/office, with this photo of Jimmy Stewart from the end of It's a Wonderful Life
AND IT WAS A MASSIVE SUCCESS
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
AND IT WAS A MASSIVE SUCCESS
So Canadian Tire has these cute ornament garlands and I really wanted one. But they're expensive and with the length of our railing we'd have to get 2.
Cue Emily Getting Overly Ambitious
Cue Emily Getting Overly Ambitious
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So Canadian Tire has these cute ornament garlands and I really wanted one. But they're expensive and with the length of our railing we'd have to get 2.
Cue Emily Getting Overly Ambitious
Cue Emily Getting Overly Ambitious
I saw that lmao and it reminded me, I also saw this at a thrift store which might be the most hyper-specific book I've ever seen
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I saw that lmao and it reminded me, I also saw this at a thrift store which might be the most hyper-specific book I've ever seen
Rutabaga has discovered the joys of the heated blanket, but she keeps laying on it when it's folded up so then I can't use it
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Rutabaga has discovered the joys of the heated blanket, but she keeps laying on it when it's folded up so then I can't use it
Ooh, get her Jade!
They're doing her no favours with their choice of photo, either 😆
They're doing her no favours with their choice of photo, either 😆
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ooh, get her Jade!
They're doing her no favours with their choice of photo, either 😆
They're doing her no favours with their choice of photo, either 😆
In what world does this make sense as a comeback lmao
One of these things is allowed, the other is supposedly not allowed!
One of these things is allowed, the other is supposedly not allowed!
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In what world does this make sense as a comeback lmao
One of these things is allowed, the other is supposedly not allowed!
One of these things is allowed, the other is supposedly not allowed!
Yes, there's literally a rule for that. You only get a ground rule double if you stop looking for it immediately and throw your arms up. This ball wasn't lost, and Dean had a good moment of indecisiveness before throwing his arms up, a mistake the Jays should have been allowed to take advantage of.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yes, there's literally a rule for that. You only get a ground rule double if you stop looking for it immediately and throw your arms up. This ball wasn't lost, and Dean had a good moment of indecisiveness before throwing his arms up, a mistake the Jays should have been allowed to take advantage of.
Fun fact, I have a 1992 World Series troll doll wearing Devon White's number and I got him to sign it at Winterfest 🤣🤣
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fun fact, I have a 1992 World Series troll doll wearing Devon White's number and I got him to sign it at Winterfest 🤣🤣
Once again, Fox framing their coverage like the entire point of baseball is to "stop the Blue Jays from winning a series". Very original.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Once again, Fox framing their coverage like the entire point of baseball is to "stop the Blue Jays from winning a series". Very original.
stupid fucking posts breaking fucking containment ffs
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
stupid fucking posts breaking fucking containment ffs
They're selling these at the cafeteria at my work 😊💙⚾️
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They're selling these at the cafeteria at my work 😊💙⚾️
I owe my wonderful boyfriend's wonderful parents an eternal debt of gratitude for making this possible ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I owe my wonderful boyfriend's wonderful parents an eternal debt of gratitude for making this possible ❤️
I kept looking back at this painted on the ground to remind myself it was real 😭😭
And I'm not saying I approve of the Dome's all-navy makeover, but it sure goes nicely with this logo and the #WantItAll graphics
And I'm not saying I approve of the Dome's all-navy makeover, but it sure goes nicely with this logo and the #WantItAll graphics
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I kept looking back at this painted on the ground to remind myself it was real 😭😭
And I'm not saying I approve of the Dome's all-navy makeover, but it sure goes nicely with this logo and the #WantItAll graphics
And I'm not saying I approve of the Dome's all-navy makeover, but it sure goes nicely with this logo and the #WantItAll graphics
About last night: my phone battery was dangerously low for most of the game so I took minimal photos
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
About last night: my phone battery was dangerously low for most of the game so I took minimal photos
From my dad, who never swears
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
From my dad, who never swears
The main reason I remember this is a bit from this excellent, hilarious Grantland piece (the embedded pics are now broken but I found the relevant pic on Google)
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October 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The main reason I remember this is a bit from this excellent, hilarious Grantland piece (the embedded pics are now broken but I found the relevant pic on Google)
share.google/LvHoDhpqpkJJ...
share.google/LvHoDhpqpkJJ...
The patient is home!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The patient is home!!
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This little black kitty was once so skittish that she ran away because i tried to pet her and I moved my arm too fast. Now she greets me at the door and curls up on top of me in bed
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This little black kitty was once so skittish that she ran away because i tried to pet her and I moved my arm too fast. Now she greets me at the door and curls up on top of me in bed
The best thing about 2002 is it was the year we got my family cat
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The best thing about 2002 is it was the year we got my family cat