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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
Bit frosty on the morning commute
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Bit frosty on the morning commute
I have done a day working “somewhere else” they were all really nice and they have a snacks table…
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have done a day working “somewhere else” they were all really nice and they have a snacks table…
Today I have wrapped some Christmas presents. This is probably the earliest I have EVER done this
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Today I have wrapped some Christmas presents. This is probably the earliest I have EVER done this
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**Looking in the mirror
-Blink twice if you need help
-Blink twice if you need help
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
**Looking in the mirror
-Blink twice if you need help
-Blink twice if you need help
I may have cracked open the Christmas Baileys. Which is completely different from the “leaving present” Baileys
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I may have cracked open the Christmas Baileys. Which is completely different from the “leaving present” Baileys
Other half and I were discussing stuffs (as you do). Turns out when he’s reading, there’s NO VOICE in his head reading the words. How, how does that work?
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Other half and I were discussing stuffs (as you do). Turns out when he’s reading, there’s NO VOICE in his head reading the words. How, how does that work?
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Terrifying if literal: I've got you under my skin
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Terrifying if literal: I've got you under my skin
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Got some beef cheeks in the fridge for dinner. Herself has modified The Wonder Stuff's 'Welcome to the cheap seats' to 'Welcome to the beef cheeks' and it has obliterated my brain for the last 48 hours. Still, there's a lyric of a chap wearing a dress, and I'm totally on board with that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got some beef cheeks in the fridge for dinner. Herself has modified The Wonder Stuff's 'Welcome to the cheap seats' to 'Welcome to the beef cheeks' and it has obliterated my brain for the last 48 hours. Still, there's a lyric of a chap wearing a dress, and I'm totally on board with that.
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I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Ok so new job starts Tuesday. I’m getting nervous at the idea of not knowing “all the stuff”
I’m really used to knowing all the stuff.
I’m really used to knowing all the stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ok so new job starts Tuesday. I’m getting nervous at the idea of not knowing “all the stuff”
I’m really used to knowing all the stuff.
I’m really used to knowing all the stuff.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a day spent reading Agatha Christie in a Scottish Highlands Cottage in front of a crackling fireplace whilst indulging in a plate of emotional support scones will indeed fix you.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Anyone who tells you otherwise is not worthy of your friendship.
Wearing a lower cut dress than usual and remembering what happens when you drop crisps down your cleavage. Bloody crumbs…
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wearing a lower cut dress than usual and remembering what happens when you drop crisps down your cleavage. Bloody crumbs…
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
December 2, 2024 at 11:04 AM
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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When you see a reel where someone uses kefir to paint their mothers window every year and @sneezy7324567.bsky.social says go on then.
I went there.
I went there.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When you see a reel where someone uses kefir to paint their mothers window every year and @sneezy7324567.bsky.social says go on then.
I went there.
I went there.
In between times. Neither here nor there. New starts on Tuesday.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In between times. Neither here nor there. New starts on Tuesday.
All these adverts for weight loss medication, saying you’ll lose bloat fast.
I’m not bloated, it’s fat.
I’m not bloated, it’s fat.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
All these adverts for weight loss medication, saying you’ll lose bloat fast.
I’m not bloated, it’s fat.
I’m not bloated, it’s fat.
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There's no such thing as "illegal asylum seekers".
If you arrive in the UK, then fail to declare your presence & stay beyond 3 months without permission then yes, that's unlawful.
But arriving in the UK via small boats is not illegal, no matter how many times Farage & Co tell you otherwise.
If you arrive in the UK, then fail to declare your presence & stay beyond 3 months without permission then yes, that's unlawful.
But arriving in the UK via small boats is not illegal, no matter how many times Farage & Co tell you otherwise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There's no such thing as "illegal asylum seekers".
If you arrive in the UK, then fail to declare your presence & stay beyond 3 months without permission then yes, that's unlawful.
But arriving in the UK via small boats is not illegal, no matter how many times Farage & Co tell you otherwise.
If you arrive in the UK, then fail to declare your presence & stay beyond 3 months without permission then yes, that's unlawful.
But arriving in the UK via small boats is not illegal, no matter how many times Farage & Co tell you otherwise.
My youngest is having a sleepover with me and I’m sitting drinking a limoncello spritz. Youngest is making dinner.
I never had a vision of this when they were small.
I never had a vision of this when they were small.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My youngest is having a sleepover with me and I’m sitting drinking a limoncello spritz. Youngest is making dinner.
I never had a vision of this when they were small.
I never had a vision of this when they were small.
Woke up after yet more weird dreams, Terry Hall was in this one, and now the song that was on repeat in my head all night, has gone…
Ooh and there was a magical object that could make letters of the alphabet disappear and subsequently change objects that had that letter in their name.
Yep, weird.
Ooh and there was a magical object that could make letters of the alphabet disappear and subsequently change objects that had that letter in their name.
Yep, weird.
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Woke up after yet more weird dreams, Terry Hall was in this one, and now the song that was on repeat in my head all night, has gone…
Ooh and there was a magical object that could make letters of the alphabet disappear and subsequently change objects that had that letter in their name.
Yep, weird.
Ooh and there was a magical object that could make letters of the alphabet disappear and subsequently change objects that had that letter in their name.
Yep, weird.
I have no intention of putting him in the machine, he however looks like he thinks that’s an option.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have no intention of putting him in the machine, he however looks like he thinks that’s an option.