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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10
Sunday night. Mebbe a lil bit pissed. Bought a bunch of bodysuits, some v sassy. Will be surviving on storecupboard and freezer for the rest of the month..
Worth it
Worth it
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sunday night. Mebbe a lil bit pissed. Bought a bunch of bodysuits, some v sassy. Will be surviving on storecupboard and freezer for the rest of the month..
Worth it
Worth it
Got some beef cheeks in the fridge for dinner. Herself has modified The Wonder Stuff's 'Welcome to the cheap seats' to 'Welcome to the beef cheeks' and it has obliterated my brain for the last 48 hours. Still, there's a lyric of a chap wearing a dress, and I'm totally on board with that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Got some beef cheeks in the fridge for dinner. Herself has modified The Wonder Stuff's 'Welcome to the cheap seats' to 'Welcome to the beef cheeks' and it has obliterated my brain for the last 48 hours. Still, there's a lyric of a chap wearing a dress, and I'm totally on board with that.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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Wednesday is saved.
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Wednesday is saved.
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TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MAGPIE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW:
Dear sir,
As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak.
However, some of us live *inside* the house with him.
Sincerely,
The lady who provides you roasted nuts
Dear sir,
As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak.
However, some of us live *inside* the house with him.
Sincerely,
The lady who provides you roasted nuts
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MAGPIE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW:
Dear sir,
As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak.
However, some of us live *inside* the house with him.
Sincerely,
The lady who provides you roasted nuts
Dear sir,
As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak.
However, some of us live *inside* the house with him.
Sincerely,
The lady who provides you roasted nuts
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Queen
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queen
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It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
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one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
September 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
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"That's me, that is."
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"That's me, that is."
Just (humanely) chucked a sodding massive spider out of the bathroom. Second night in a row. We might have a homing spider. Which pleases my other half no end...
August 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just (humanely) chucked a sodding massive spider out of the bathroom. Second night in a row. We might have a homing spider. Which pleases my other half no end...
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While away we encountered this fine tuxedo cat just outside Zandvoort station. Emerged from the long grass mewing for fusses then followed us all the way up the footpath. +10 for welcoming travellers, -5 for getting a bit stalky, still an overall score of 25/10. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
While away we encountered this fine tuxedo cat just outside Zandvoort station. Emerged from the long grass mewing for fusses then followed us all the way up the footpath. +10 for welcoming travellers, -5 for getting a bit stalky, still an overall score of 25/10. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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Gorgeous cat with her own book nook. Very attentive with varied selection of reading materials. 12/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gorgeous cat with her own book nook. Very attentive with varied selection of reading materials. 12/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is "muttermuttercantrememberhername"
Totally cute, endlessly curious, here seen burglarising my car. Again.
11/10, me an the better half adore her
Totally cute, endlessly curious, here seen burglarising my car. Again.
11/10, me an the better half adore her
April 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is "muttermuttercantrememberhername"
Totally cute, endlessly curious, here seen burglarising my car. Again.
11/10, me an the better half adore her
Totally cute, endlessly curious, here seen burglarising my car. Again.
11/10, me an the better half adore her
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I buy expensive fancy nuts in the weekly shop and tell the wife they're for snacks at work. I actually feed them to a family of Jackdaws and crows who I've befriended over recent months. She'd go mad if she knew.
April 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I buy expensive fancy nuts in the weekly shop and tell the wife they're for snacks at work. I actually feed them to a family of Jackdaws and crows who I've befriended over recent months. She'd go mad if she knew.
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If there's still anyone around.
In fifty years' time, people will read the history of these days and ask, "Why did nobody stop that cunt?"
March 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
If there's still anyone around.
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Word of the day is ‘erumpent’ (17th century), which describes buds and blossom that are bursting forth with vigour. Can also be used of energetic humans.
March 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Word of the day is ‘erumpent’ (17th century), which describes buds and blossom that are bursting forth with vigour. Can also be used of energetic humans.
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🪶 it's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
🪶 it's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is Daisy, who came rushing over for fussing when she spotted a kindred spirit. 10/10 for floofy-friendly-old-ladyness. 100% would scritch again.
March 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is Daisy, who came rushing over for fussing when she spotted a kindred spirit. 10/10 for floofy-friendly-old-ladyness. 100% would scritch again.
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You know how it is…you have a huge “to do” list so you end up listening to This Mortal Coil and sketching a Capybara because you’ve never drawn one and they’re cool..and it’s procrastinating at its most Capybaraist.
March 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You know how it is…you have a huge “to do” list so you end up listening to This Mortal Coil and sketching a Capybara because you’ve never drawn one and they’re cool..and it’s procrastinating at its most Capybaraist.
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Day 54 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Adorable little piggies!
Adorable little piggies!
February 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Day 54 of #365DaysOfSmiles
Adorable little piggies!
Adorable little piggies!
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A little worried that Colin the House Dalek is getting too many invasion and tactic tips from this excellently researched book from @almurray.bsky.social
February 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A little worried that Colin the House Dalek is getting too many invasion and tactic tips from this excellently researched book from @almurray.bsky.social
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It would play hell with the parquet but still Want (not sure if it's alt texted, but it is a shiny black stiletto shoe that doubles as ice pick/murder weapon with knuckle dusters).
Weird shoe, no. 437
Saturday special: A shoe can be used like an ice pick.
Saturday special: A shoe can be used like an ice pick.
February 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It would play hell with the parquet but still Want (not sure if it's alt texted, but it is a shiny black stiletto shoe that doubles as ice pick/murder weapon with knuckle dusters).
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Who else loves crows.
#Crows #birds #ukbirds #birdphotography #ukwildlife #wildlifephotography #naturephotography
#Crows #birds #ukbirds #birdphotography #ukwildlife #wildlifephotography #naturephotography
February 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Who else loves crows.
#Crows #birds #ukbirds #birdphotography #ukwildlife #wildlifephotography #naturephotography
#Crows #birds #ukbirds #birdphotography #ukwildlife #wildlifephotography #naturephotography