Mutable Joe
@mutablejoe.bsky.social
this is a low flying panic attack
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I am the great Ozymandias! Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! But please don't scroll past. Ozymandias needs your help. If you can donate $5 to keep Ozymandias independent he can continue to build statues magnifying his greatness without interference.
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am the great Ozymandias! Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! But please don't scroll past. Ozymandias needs your help. If you can donate $5 to keep Ozymandias independent he can continue to build statues magnifying his greatness without interference.
I am the great Ozymandias! Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! But please don't scroll past. Ozymandias needs your help. If you can donate $5 to keep Ozymandias independent he can continue to build statues magnifying his greatness without interference.
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am the great Ozymandias! Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! But please don't scroll past. Ozymandias needs your help. If you can donate $5 to keep Ozymandias independent he can continue to build statues magnifying his greatness without interference.
asked AI for a summary of your posts and it said "their posts are distinctly passive aggressive yet needy, prone to overstating their existing biases to appeal to the outgroup they wish to belong to"
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
asked AI for a summary of your posts and it said "their posts are distinctly passive aggressive yet needy, prone to overstating their existing biases to appeal to the outgroup they wish to belong to"
*Donald Trump landing at airport*
I have in my hand a piece of paper that will bring peace in our time
*it is a black and white youtube screenshot of a cat falling over*
I have in my hand a piece of paper that will bring peace in our time
*it is a black and white youtube screenshot of a cat falling over*
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*Donald Trump landing at airport*
I have in my hand a piece of paper that will bring peace in our time
*it is a black and white youtube screenshot of a cat falling over*
I have in my hand a piece of paper that will bring peace in our time
*it is a black and white youtube screenshot of a cat falling over*
tried having a serious conversation with my children about how it feels going through chemotherapy and was saying things like "it makes me sleepy, i can be grumpy sometimes and a bit dopey" and they laughed at me and said I was the seven dwarves
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
tried having a serious conversation with my children about how it feels going through chemotherapy and was saying things like "it makes me sleepy, i can be grumpy sometimes and a bit dopey" and they laughed at me and said I was the seven dwarves
how do you even invade greenland
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
how do you even invade greenland
listening to the tom waits period where he sounds like a cocaine bear being unwillingly forced through a tuba
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
listening to the tom waits period where he sounds like a cocaine bear being unwillingly forced through a tuba
general: we've invaded greenland and it turns out it's not green
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
general: we've invaded greenland and it turns out it's not green
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
sec of defense: how can it not be green
general: we're as confused as you
sec of defense: get me the president
president: how can it not be green
sec of defense: i'm as confused as you
president: white is now green
fox news: yes sir
I'm like Oedipus but with your mum
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I'm like Oedipus but with your mum
dropped my back ache tablet i take because i'm struggling to bend over on the floor and now we are staring at each other in our paradox
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
dropped my back ache tablet i take because i'm struggling to bend over on the floor and now we are staring at each other in our paradox
hearing some more incredibly positive stories about AI from *checks articles* people who stand to make a lot of money from AI
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
hearing some more incredibly positive stories about AI from *checks articles* people who stand to make a lot of money from AI
reading that nicholas maduro is a big fan of john lennon and enough is enough, jail him
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
reading that nicholas maduro is a big fan of john lennon and enough is enough, jail him
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
back to work so it's time for nice christmas? yeah good thanks, you? yeah good thanks, good new year? yeah good thanks, you? yeah good new year thanks, kids enjoy? yeah thanks kids enjoyed, your kids enjoy? yeah thanks kids enjoyed
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
back to work so it's time for nice christmas? yeah good thanks, you? yeah good thanks, good new year? yeah good thanks, you? yeah good new year thanks, kids enjoy? yeah thanks kids enjoyed, your kids enjoy? yeah thanks kids enjoyed
lots of speculation online about why they captured the Venezuelan president but let's not rule out the option that they really haven't got a clue
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
lots of speculation online about why they captured the Venezuelan president but let's not rule out the option that they really haven't got a clue
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
we should call things that aren't AI "nonbinary"
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
we should call things that aren't AI "nonbinary"
he's absolutely caracas
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
he's absolutely caracas
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It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
It’s as if the FIFA Peace Prize means nothing.
grok's apology reminds me of the time I apologized for drinking an entire bottle of ribena in one day
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
grok's apology reminds me of the time I apologized for drinking an entire bottle of ribena in one day
explained to my wife that I met an evil clown in the sewer and he gave me a terrible blowjob, it didn't go down well
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
explained to my wife that I met an evil clown in the sewer and he gave me a terrible blowjob, it didn't go down well
if you think posting on twitter or bluesky isn't influential, bad bunny released a song with this on the cover
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
if you think posting on twitter or bluesky isn't influential, bad bunny released a song with this on the cover
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i had all the qualifications to be a professional contradictor, but it’s all who you no.
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i had all the qualifications to be a professional contradictor, but it’s all who you no.
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT:
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT:
to fill the gap between 7 and 8 until stranger things starts I will be replying to all British people claiming it's a new year to say "not yet it isn't"
December 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
to fill the gap between 7 and 8 until stranger things starts I will be replying to all British people claiming it's a new year to say "not yet it isn't"