Mutable Joe
@mutablejoe.bsky.social
this is a low flying panic attack
british people making fun of americans for thanksgiving ... guys that was you
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
british people making fun of americans for thanksgiving ... guys that was you
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
nothing more proudly american than trying to deep fry a turkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsU...
Best Of Thanksgiving Turkey Fire Fails!
YouTube video by Dusty Gamer
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
nothing more proudly american than trying to deep fry a turkey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MsU...
he will go down in history as the Sir This Is A Wendys president
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
he will go down in history as the Sir This Is A Wendys president
ozymandias: my name is ozymandias, king of kings; look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
therapist: that's very interesting, do you feel you value yourself by your possessions
ozymandias: ozymandias needs to work on valuing what's inside
therapist: that's very interesting, do you feel you value yourself by your possessions
ozymandias: ozymandias needs to work on valuing what's inside
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ozymandias: my name is ozymandias, king of kings; look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
therapist: that's very interesting, do you feel you value yourself by your possessions
ozymandias: ozymandias needs to work on valuing what's inside
therapist: that's very interesting, do you feel you value yourself by your possessions
ozymandias: ozymandias needs to work on valuing what's inside
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
amazing that charlie chaplin conceived his last child at the age of 73
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
amazing that charlie chaplin conceived his last child at the age of 73
and a happy thanksgiving to you
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
and a happy thanksgiving to you
one of us needs to bite the bullet and go and be nice friends with elon musk
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
one of us needs to bite the bullet and go and be nice friends with elon musk
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
all of AI is a footnote to plato
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
all of AI is a footnote to plato
notification on my phone telling me to turn my headphone volume down needs a phil collins detector
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
notification on my phone telling me to turn my headphone volume down needs a phil collins detector
TV Show Idea: CARROT AND STICK
Phil Carrot, an orange cop, must work with a new partner, the wooden Dave Stick, in a good cop / bad cop relationship interviewing criminal donkeys that only Phil can see and Dave finds adhesive
Phil Carrot, an orange cop, must work with a new partner, the wooden Dave Stick, in a good cop / bad cop relationship interviewing criminal donkeys that only Phil can see and Dave finds adhesive
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
TV Show Idea: CARROT AND STICK
Phil Carrot, an orange cop, must work with a new partner, the wooden Dave Stick, in a good cop / bad cop relationship interviewing criminal donkeys that only Phil can see and Dave finds adhesive
Phil Carrot, an orange cop, must work with a new partner, the wooden Dave Stick, in a good cop / bad cop relationship interviewing criminal donkeys that only Phil can see and Dave finds adhesive
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as the ancient greeks understood it there are three principles to writing (or "rhetoric") - pathos, the appeal to the audience's emotions, bathos, the shift from the sublime to the ridiculous and macos, restarting your laptop every tuesday
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
as the ancient greeks understood it there are three principles to writing (or "rhetoric") - pathos, the appeal to the audience's emotions, bathos, the shift from the sublime to the ridiculous and macos, restarting your laptop every tuesday
as the ancient greeks understood it there are three principles to writing (or "rhetoric") - pathos, the appeal to the audience's emotions, bathos, the shift from the sublime to the ridiculous and macos, restarting your laptop every tuesday
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
as the ancient greeks understood it there are three principles to writing (or "rhetoric") - pathos, the appeal to the audience's emotions, bathos, the shift from the sublime to the ridiculous and macos, restarting your laptop every tuesday
some teens in my house having fun with the "6 7" meme phenomena so I tried to dad join in with the joke "why was 6 afraid? because 7 8 9" and man I died in that room, murdered by a void of nothing
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
some teens in my house having fun with the "6 7" meme phenomena so I tried to dad join in with the joke "why was 6 afraid? because 7 8 9" and man I died in that room, murdered by a void of nothing
finally something worthy of my manliness
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
finally something worthy of my manliness
Donald Trump emerging from his office dabbing his lips with a moist towelette followed by Zohran Mamdani wearing a suspiciously Clintonesque grin
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Donald Trump emerging from his office dabbing his lips with a moist towelette followed by Zohran Mamdani wearing a suspiciously Clintonesque grin
big lack of chomsky being friends with Epstein content on bluesky, I suppose that really isn't a bluesky topic
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
big lack of chomsky being friends with Epstein content on bluesky, I suppose that really isn't a bluesky topic
cricket is a brilliantly british sport because it's 80% about weather and gardening
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
cricket is a brilliantly british sport because it's 80% about weather and gardening
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they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well
people were mad at biden for appearing mentally unwell because, i suppose, at some point earlier he was mentally well
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
people were mad at biden for appearing mentally unwell because, i suppose, at some point earlier he was mentally well
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
August 1, 2024 at 10:40 AM
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o”
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'
it is fun to think that an infinite number of monkeys could write Shakespeare but bear in mind you would be crushed to the death by the presence of infinite monkeys as they consumed the universe
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
it is fun to think that an infinite number of monkeys could write Shakespeare but bear in mind you would be crushed to the death by the presence of infinite monkeys as they consumed the universe