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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 14h

as an experiment I did a bad tweet on the other website and got no engagement then also did the bad post here and got no engagement, not sure what the science is telling me

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

Zach Polanski chatting to an aloe vera at the next green conference and at least half the audience will claim to hear it speak

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

we need more inanimate object dialectic in our political discourse let's talk to a door next

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

hello mr chair

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

remember when Clint Eastwood went to a party conference and talked to a chair

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

hello mr wig, I hope you're not a whig! this is the tories we can't have whigs here! ha ha no but seriously your goal is to disguise baldness

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

It's the Reddit Rebbit

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

Can I Interest You In GEICO Constitutional Law Legal Insurance

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

Grand Theft Frogger

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

just doing some oboe man makes me feel intense

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

saw your boyfriend vaping, puffing on his little space oboe

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Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 3d

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

come on lads tuck your vinyl boner away and put it in spotify

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

taylor doesn't care about how your honda civic does corners dave

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

huge drama at the dad's taylor swift new album listening party as steve's opened the cellophane with a phillips head screwdriver and scratched the vinyl and all the while dave's telling us how he got here

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

"Gap Has Gone Expensive But He Needs Trousers So We Went For It" says Mother of three

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

Many Have A Costa Not Because It's That Nice But It's Ok And It Was There

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

why can't we have headlines like Extraordinary Scenes In London As People Are Basically Normal

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

trying to fit in here in america and I do so well for a while then blow it with a really loud oops a daisy

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

where are you going to build a cabin to live in fear of civil unrest when the AI bubble bursts, I am moving to West Virginia where the logs are firm and the hills provide good artillery positions

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 4d

arsenal's xg has broken the xg machine to the point it is no longer possible to exaggerate or breathe oxygen, the score remains 1-0

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 5d

they say America is bad but where I live they paint the fire hydrants like little minions so

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 5d

*halfway through toffee apple*
what

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 5d

I spotted a weird otter

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 5d

hearing Pete Davidson has already banged Tilly Norwood

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