Flups
@flups.bsky.social
56% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
WORD OF THE DAY.
Napalm.
How a gentleman of Scottish heritage dining in an Italian restaurant responds to a waiter who asks whether he’d like Parmesan cheese on his pasta.
Napalm.
How a gentleman of Scottish heritage dining in an Italian restaurant responds to a waiter who asks whether he’d like Parmesan cheese on his pasta.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Napalm.
How a gentleman of Scottish heritage dining in an Italian restaurant responds to a waiter who asks whether he’d like Parmesan cheese on his pasta.
Napalm.
How a gentleman of Scottish heritage dining in an Italian restaurant responds to a waiter who asks whether he’d like Parmesan cheese on his pasta.
I had no idea French snails could be farmers.
Did the thieves get into their getaway vehicle and shout “ES-CAR-GO”? Are their girlfriends known as gangsters molluscs?
Did the thieves get into their getaway vehicle and shout “ES-CAR-GO”? Are their girlfriends known as gangsters molluscs?
More than $100,000 worth of escargots were stolen from a French snail farmer earlier this week, French media reported, leaving the supplier scrambling to replenish its stock in time for the holiday season.
More than $100,000 worth of escargots stolen from French snail farmer with Michelin clientele | CNN
In total, the thieves stole nearly 450 kilograms (roughly 990lbs) of snails destined for fine-dining, France Info reported.
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I had no idea French snails could be farmers.
Did the thieves get into their getaway vehicle and shout “ES-CAR-GO”? Are their girlfriends known as gangsters molluscs?
Did the thieves get into their getaway vehicle and shout “ES-CAR-GO”? Are their girlfriends known as gangsters molluscs?
Does my bum look big in this?
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
“I’m a celebrity, get…”
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“I’m a celebrity, get…”
Drop your new wave album cover…
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Drop your new wave album cover…
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Introducing “It was Never About That” acrylic on canvas (100cm x 80cm).
Available on the website soon along with various reprint options.
Available on the website soon along with various reprint options.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Introducing “It was Never About That” acrylic on canvas (100cm x 80cm).
Available on the website soon along with various reprint options.
Available on the website soon along with various reprint options.
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
An advert came on the radio as I drove to work this morning during which the sentence “Danny Dyer ‘ere” was said. It sounded very much as if he was saying “Danny diarrhoea”, a phrase which has not left my thoughts all day.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
An advert came on the radio as I drove to work this morning during which the sentence “Danny Dyer ‘ere” was said. It sounded very much as if he was saying “Danny diarrhoea”, a phrase which has not left my thoughts all day.
Everyone: “It must be so lovely and peaceful being an all girl household”
Yungdaught: “I did a fart earlier which lasted about thirty seconds. The only reason it stopped was because I ran out of breath…”
Yungdaught: “I did a fart earlier which lasted about thirty seconds. The only reason it stopped was because I ran out of breath…”
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Everyone: “It must be so lovely and peaceful being an all girl household”
Yungdaught: “I did a fart earlier which lasted about thirty seconds. The only reason it stopped was because I ran out of breath…”
Yungdaught: “I did a fart earlier which lasted about thirty seconds. The only reason it stopped was because I ran out of breath…”
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I am returning to that beautiful Scotland in two weeks with The Feral Loin Fruit™️. I’ve just booked for us to go to this wonderful looking place. GET IN MAH BELLY!
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am returning to that beautiful Scotland in two weeks with The Feral Loin Fruit™️. I’ve just booked for us to go to this wonderful looking place. GET IN MAH BELLY!
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
🎶Lip up Vatican, lip up fatty for the reggae🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
🎶Lip up Vatican, lip up fatty for the reggae🎶
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I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
The reason broccoli tastes of fart is because it has a bumhole.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The reason broccoli tastes of fart is because it has a bumhole.
Excuse me, barkeep, am I waiting in the correct place to order one of your finest undercooked burgers in a bun?”
“This is the line for ‘Bar A.’ we only serve alcohol, madam. If you go around the corner you’ll find the ‘Bar B.’ queue”
“This is the line for ‘Bar A.’ we only serve alcohol, madam. If you go around the corner you’ll find the ‘Bar B.’ queue”
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Excuse me, barkeep, am I waiting in the correct place to order one of your finest undercooked burgers in a bun?”
“This is the line for ‘Bar A.’ we only serve alcohol, madam. If you go around the corner you’ll find the ‘Bar B.’ queue”
“This is the line for ‘Bar A.’ we only serve alcohol, madam. If you go around the corner you’ll find the ‘Bar B.’ queue”
Last night as I was on my way home from another long day at work, an entitled, arrogant penis in a huge Bentley behind me repeatedly blasted his horn (not a euphemism) and flashed his lights because I stopped at a roundabout. If that’s the type of person having money makes you, I’m glad I’m skint.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Last night as I was on my way home from another long day at work, an entitled, arrogant penis in a huge Bentley behind me repeatedly blasted his horn (not a euphemism) and flashed his lights because I stopped at a roundabout. If that’s the type of person having money makes you, I’m glad I’m skint.
That’s the vicar’s Christmas present sorted.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That’s the vicar’s Christmas present sorted.
Making a large pond for wild pigs seemed easy but it turned out to be a massive boar lake.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Making a large pond for wild pigs seemed easy but it turned out to be a massive boar lake.
🎶…let me rock you, let me rock you…🎶
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🎶…let me rock you, let me rock you…🎶