Flups
@flups.bsky.social
Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
I’ve just bitten the bullet and checked my bank balance. Nothing at all to cause chest pains, oh no, absolutely not.
Completely unrelated, if anyone wants to buy a relatively decent kidney or some photos of rather unpleasant feet, please get in touch.
Completely unrelated, if anyone wants to buy a relatively decent kidney or some photos of rather unpleasant feet, please get in touch.
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I’ve just bitten the bullet and checked my bank balance. Nothing at all to cause chest pains, oh no, absolutely not.
Completely unrelated, if anyone wants to buy a relatively decent kidney or some photos of rather unpleasant feet, please get in touch.
Completely unrelated, if anyone wants to buy a relatively decent kidney or some photos of rather unpleasant feet, please get in touch.
If Ike Turner married Brian Cant, divorced him to marry David Icke, remarried Cant, then Icke, then Cant, divorced him to marry Seb Stan, divorced him to marry Moritz Leu, divorced him to marry Dharmander Singh then settled down with Raugi Yu he’d be Ike Cant Icke Cant Icke Cant Stan Leu Singh Yu.
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
If Ike Turner married Brian Cant, divorced him to marry David Icke, remarried Cant, then Icke, then Cant, divorced him to marry Seb Stan, divorced him to marry Moritz Leu, divorced him to marry Dharmander Singh then settled down with Raugi Yu he’d be Ike Cant Icke Cant Icke Cant Stan Leu Singh Yu.
I’m not doing ‘Dry January’ or ‘Veganuary’, I’m doing ‘Banuary’ and ‘Be Gone-uary’ both of which involve consistent, lengthy whinging about how bastard long and depressing the month of January is.
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I’m not doing ‘Dry January’ or ‘Veganuary’, I’m doing ‘Banuary’ and ‘Be Gone-uary’ both of which involve consistent, lengthy whinging about how bastard long and depressing the month of January is.
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🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
March 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
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THREE more orders and I’ll have made 5000 orders! That’s not a big deal for a company but for a little farty like me it feels like quite an achievement. Thanks so much to all who support my work!
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
THREE more orders and I’ll have made 5000 orders! That’s not a big deal for a company but for a little farty like me it feels like quite an achievement. Thanks so much to all who support my work!
Trump tariffs? Taxing farts is a brilliant way to increase revenue.
Trump tariffs were supposed to save manufacturing jobs – but they’re still declining
Trump tariffs were supposed to save manufacturing jobs – but they’re still declining
Trump tariffs were supposed to save manufacturing jobs – but they’re still declining
www.independent.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Trump tariffs? Taxing farts is a brilliant way to increase revenue.
Due to several reasons, today has caused me catastrophic levels of stress. I have stress-induced heartburn and am currently in the chip shop awaiting stress-relieving chips which I do appreciate will exacerbate the stress-induced heartburn.
Please arrange for Greg Davies to administer hugs asap.
Please arrange for Greg Davies to administer hugs asap.
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Due to several reasons, today has caused me catastrophic levels of stress. I have stress-induced heartburn and am currently in the chip shop awaiting stress-relieving chips which I do appreciate will exacerbate the stress-induced heartburn.
Please arrange for Greg Davies to administer hugs asap.
Please arrange for Greg Davies to administer hugs asap.
My ‘Live. Laugh. Love.’ is ‘Leave. Me. Alone.’.
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
My ‘Live. Laugh. Love.’ is ‘Leave. Me. Alone.’.
The fact that Muthk is now having to block this surely indicates that it must have been allowed in the first place?
Is this *gestures wildly at the world* all a horrendous fever dream?
Is this *gestures wildly at the world* all a horrendous fever dream?
Musk’s X to block Grok AI tool from creating sexualized images of real people
Musk’s X to block Grok AI tool from creating sexualized images of real people
Amid global backlash, billionaire had only hours earlier said he was not aware of any ‘naked underage images’
Elon Musk’s xAI has announced it will block the ability of its Grok AI tool to alter images of real people to put them in “revealing clothing such as bikinis”, amid a global backlash over the tool being used to generate explicit imagery.
The move came just hours after the billionaire said he was was not aware of any “naked underage images” made by Grok. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
The fact that Muthk is now having to block this surely indicates that it must have been allowed in the first place?
Is this *gestures wildly at the world* all a horrendous fever dream?
Is this *gestures wildly at the world* all a horrendous fever dream?
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Two goldfish swim into a bar, and the barman says, why the long faeces?
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Two goldfish swim into a bar, and the barman says, why the long faeces?
I wonder what Ratty, Mole and Badger think?
David Hockney says moving Bayeux Tapestry to UK is 'madness'
David Hockney says moving Bayeux Tapestry to UK is 'madness'
The artist claims it is too much of a risk to transport the centuries-old artwork from France.
www.bbc.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I wonder what Ratty, Mole and Badger think?
🎶Maybe she’s got an uneven piece of furniture with a flat top and one or more legs, providing a surface for eating, writing, or working at, maybe it’s table lean🎶
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
🎶Maybe she’s got an uneven piece of furniture with a flat top and one or more legs, providing a surface for eating, writing, or working at, maybe it’s table lean🎶
Yungdaught (16) has found out what utter dicks hormonal teenage boys can be. She ended things with a young ‘man’ due to him pressuring her to have sex and he’s now telling mutuals that he never actually liked her. She’s been very pragmatic about it, I’m very proud of her for standing her ground.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Yungdaught (16) has found out what utter dicks hormonal teenage boys can be. She ended things with a young ‘man’ due to him pressuring her to have sex and he’s now telling mutuals that he never actually liked her. She’s been very pragmatic about it, I’m very proud of her for standing her ground.
Why ‘ignore the reply guys’ and not ‘interact shun’?
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Why ‘ignore the reply guys’ and not ‘interact shun’?
Xwitter hasn’t worked since it was taken over by the world’s biggest sociopath.
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
X down: Twitter not working amid major outage
www.independent.co.uk
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Xwitter hasn’t worked since it was taken over by the world’s biggest sociopath.
Yes, I did laugh way harder than an adult should at ‘felt balls’.
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Yes, I did laugh way harder than an adult should at ‘felt balls’.
@thexstitcher.bsky.social Well, well, well, look who’s finally decided to show up! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Also, love you xx
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
@thexstitcher.bsky.social Well, well, well, look who’s finally decided to show up! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Also, love you xx
MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY.
The American artist best known for the song ‘Regulate’ came up with his rap name after seeing a classic eighties advert for ‘Kia-Ora’ and thinking the tagline was ‘it’s too Warren G for crows’.
The American artist best known for the song ‘Regulate’ came up with his rap name after seeing a classic eighties advert for ‘Kia-Ora’ and thinking the tagline was ‘it’s too Warren G for crows’.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY.
The American artist best known for the song ‘Regulate’ came up with his rap name after seeing a classic eighties advert for ‘Kia-Ora’ and thinking the tagline was ‘it’s too Warren G for crows’.
The American artist best known for the song ‘Regulate’ came up with his rap name after seeing a classic eighties advert for ‘Kia-Ora’ and thinking the tagline was ‘it’s too Warren G for crows’.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
*Queen brainstorming session*
Freddie: “I’m struggling to think of a title for our next single…What’s the one feature you look for in a partner?”
John: “Have at least one ‘peeper’
Brian: “To be an Amazon goddess”
Roger: “To be over 6ft”
Freddie: “Eye, one tit, tall…thanks guys”
Freddie: “I’m struggling to think of a title for our next single…What’s the one feature you look for in a partner?”
John: “Have at least one ‘peeper’
Brian: “To be an Amazon goddess”
Roger: “To be over 6ft”
Freddie: “Eye, one tit, tall…thanks guys”
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
*Queen brainstorming session*
Freddie: “I’m struggling to think of a title for our next single…What’s the one feature you look for in a partner?”
John: “Have at least one ‘peeper’
Brian: “To be an Amazon goddess”
Roger: “To be over 6ft”
Freddie: “Eye, one tit, tall…thanks guys”
Freddie: “I’m struggling to think of a title for our next single…What’s the one feature you look for in a partner?”
John: “Have at least one ‘peeper’
Brian: “To be an Amazon goddess”
Roger: “To be over 6ft”
Freddie: “Eye, one tit, tall…thanks guys”
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Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.
I’ve just read an article on ‘professional huggers’! Apparently, they can earn between £60 - £100 an hour! Now, I don’t wish to boast but I give damn good hugs, where do I apply for this job?
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I’ve just read an article on ‘professional huggers’! Apparently, they can earn between £60 - £100 an hour! Now, I don’t wish to boast but I give damn good hugs, where do I apply for this job?