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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 5h

And now the first in a series I like to call ‘How The Fuck Did That Happen?’

I’ve just managed to cut my heel whilst trying to wiggle my foot into my shoe. There are no sharp bits anywhere on said shoe or the surrounding area. There’s now a substantial bit of skin flappage and it bled profusely.

a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 14h

“This is not what I meant when I said you needed to pony up the dough”

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

Pwahahaha 😂

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve just come out of a very intense training session. There’s a lot to unpack and process here, isn’t there?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

This ghost’s ghoulies light up.

Video features extra special guest star: Middledaught’s hand.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 1d

Erm, no.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not sure if they thought I was Mike, they were informing me they are Mike or asking me if I had a microphone.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

I can lend him thirteen quid but that’s it.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 2d

I have had two calls today from an unknown number, which naturally I refused to answer whilst feeling anxious and slightly violated. Then about an hour ago, I received a text from the same number which just said ‘Mike’. I’m assuming it’s a scam and not Greg Davies using a pseudonym.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

I’m *far too young to understand that reference.

*I’m not

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

Janet Brown and Pam Ayres!

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

What’s wrong with Lidl, exactly?

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

Benny Hill
Richard O’Sullivan
Leonard Parkin
Rod, Jane and Roger
Geoffrey Bayldon
Anna Karen
Dustin Gee
Robin Nedwell
Helen Worth
Mrs Meakin off of Rentaghost

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

A stalwart of Amicus films. He’s amazing in ‘The Monster Club’.

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

I’m fed up of shops constantly gaslighting consumers. These are WHITE BAGS, NOT GREEN!

Also, fruit and veg isn’t really reusable, IS IT?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

I saw Crushed Cocoa Nibs play Glasto in ‘93.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? Greg is the most handsome beast in existence.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

Absolute FILTH!

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 3d

Hershey’s is bleugh. I have very strong opinions on chocolate.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

As in, you pretended?

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

Were they having a ‘tree course meal’?

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 4d

'We were having dinner when a tree crashed into our house'

A mum said it was "miraculous" that nobody was injured in the incident during an Amber weather alert in Scotland.

www.bbc.com

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve never been able to look at Tom Baker the same way since watching it.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

Due to The Feral Loin Fruit™️ having the audacity to have social lives, I find myself alone this evening. I plan to make the most of the time by eating some Milky Bar Buttons and watching YouTube videos of tartar being blasted off with a water pick before falling asleep before *10pm.

*9.15pm

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

I KNOW!

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4d

I miss salt.