Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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Listening to the TV Movie soundtrack for NO REASON.
February 19, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Listening to the TV Movie soundtrack for NO REASON.
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I was just making a joke about this and now it's happened.
They've found the original negative of the TV movie
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I was just making a joke about this and now it's happened.
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365 days from now, our wealth will be far greater.
Vernacular, Timothy!
Avoid all reference to the major conflict.
I have a wily scheme.
Vernacular, Timothy!
Avoid all reference to the major conflict.
I have a wily scheme.
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
365 days from now, our wealth will be far greater.
Vernacular, Timothy!
Avoid all reference to the major conflict.
I have a wily scheme.
Vernacular, Timothy!
Avoid all reference to the major conflict.
I have a wily scheme.
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"Four forks, please."
February 19, 2026 at 8:23 AM
"Four forks, please."
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“You chicken-brained biological disaster”
February 19, 2026 at 7:09 AM
“You chicken-brained biological disaster”
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Who wants some STAR WARS?
No; me neither ;)
So, let's have a cheesy STAR WARS rip-off from Roger Corman! JOIN US! this Friday, the 20th of Feb at 9pm GMT, as #TheFilmCrowd fights a BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS!
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD0t...
No; me neither ;)
So, let's have a cheesy STAR WARS rip-off from Roger Corman! JOIN US! this Friday, the 20th of Feb at 9pm GMT, as #TheFilmCrowd fights a BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS!
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD0t...
Battle Beyond the Stars. 1980. 4K Restore and Upscale. Adventure Sci-fi Full Movie.
YouTube video by Bazooka Bunny
www.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Who wants some STAR WARS?
No; me neither ;)
So, let's have a cheesy STAR WARS rip-off from Roger Corman! JOIN US! this Friday, the 20th of Feb at 9pm GMT, as #TheFilmCrowd fights a BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS!
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD0t...
No; me neither ;)
So, let's have a cheesy STAR WARS rip-off from Roger Corman! JOIN US! this Friday, the 20th of Feb at 9pm GMT, as #TheFilmCrowd fights a BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS!
Link👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD0t...
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"Let's Go F***ing Lental" would be a great promotional slogan for churches at this time of year.
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"Let's Go F***ing Lental" would be a great promotional slogan for churches at this time of year.
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"Hello-Di-Hello, Holidaymakers"
February 19, 2026 at 7:15 AM
"Hello-Di-Hello, Holidaymakers"
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"You unclean old man"
February 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
"You unclean old man"
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"Wuthering Heights" is actually the first part of a trilogy that continues with "Wuthering Widths" and "Wuthering Lengths". In fact Warner Brothers is hoping to expand the IP into a whole Wuthering Dimensions cinematic universe, which they've planned up to the eleventh film, "Wuthering Superstring".
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
"Wuthering Heights" is actually the first part of a trilogy that continues with "Wuthering Widths" and "Wuthering Lengths". In fact Warner Brothers is hoping to expand the IP into a whole Wuthering Dimensions cinematic universe, which they've planned up to the eleventh film, "Wuthering Superstring".
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Rory, have you got that headshot for your byline?
Sure boss, real rock n roll sleaze, just like you asked
What?
Sure boss, real rock n roll sleaze, just like you asked
What?
February 19, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Rory, have you got that headshot for your byline?
Sure boss, real rock n roll sleaze, just like you asked
What?
Sure boss, real rock n roll sleaze, just like you asked
What?
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I disbelieve it.
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I disbelieve it.
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I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.
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"I can't urinate into one of those containers from here!"
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
"I can't urinate into one of those containers from here!"
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Is there a technology the left is excited about?
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Is there a technology the left is excited about?
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U2 have released some new music.
February 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
U2 have released some new music.
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Awww no I think Gambit died
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Awww no I think Gambit died
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Just watched what Letterboxd tells me is my 30th Jason Statham movie, which has created this pleasing little grouping when I look at my stats.
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Just watched what Letterboxd tells me is my 30th Jason Statham movie, which has created this pleasing little grouping when I look at my stats.
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Me: I’m terrified of all the furniture in Ikea stores.
Therapist: There’s a lot to unpack there.
Me: [screams]
Therapist: There’s a lot to unpack there.
Me: [screams]
February 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Me: I’m terrified of all the furniture in Ikea stores.
Therapist: There’s a lot to unpack there.
Me: [screams]
Therapist: There’s a lot to unpack there.
Me: [screams]
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lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
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“Cook me some fish tomorrow morning. I’ll have returned by then.”
February 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“Cook me some fish tomorrow morning. I’ll have returned by then.”
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Nicodemus and Pious
Let us now praise one of the great figures of the Bible, Nicodemus, one of the first documented That Guys in history
![3 Jesus replied, “Very truly I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless they are born again.[a]”
4 “How can someone be born when they are old?” Nicodemus asked. “Surely they cannot enter a second time into their mother’s womb to be born!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2xmyrlbajfevm6xebndvbyu4/bafkreidg3wbob2erbhedydbyg5hxvvzxtoiu5zqugguiwwwyxluioaptl4@jpeg)
February 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Nicodemus and Pious