Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
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Some scamming git tried to phish me over the phone earlier on about some unusual transactions on my credit card.
Luckily, I didn’t fall for it, and my card has now been blocked.
I can only wish for them things which will get me banned from the internet.
Luckily, I didn’t fall for it, and my card has now been blocked.
I can only wish for them things which will get me banned from the internet.
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Some scamming git tried to phish me over the phone earlier on about some unusual transactions on my credit card.
Luckily, I didn’t fall for it, and my card has now been blocked.
I can only wish for them things which will get me banned from the internet.
Luckily, I didn’t fall for it, and my card has now been blocked.
I can only wish for them things which will get me banned from the internet.
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“I’d give it five minutes if I were you mate…”
February 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
“I’d give it five minutes if I were you mate…”
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Statistically at least one couple will fall in love, get married, and have children after meeting at this event and you can never let anyone know about it
Pitbull & BST Hyde Park are officially hosting a Guinness World Records attempt for the ‘largest gathering of people wearing bald caps’ during his headlining show on July 10th.
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Statistically at least one couple will fall in love, get married, and have children after meeting at this event and you can never let anyone know about it
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I'd like to teach the world to sing, but organising everyone's calendar is a fucking joke
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I'd like to teach the world to sing, but organising everyone's calendar is a fucking joke
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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Can't. Incompetent
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Can't. Incompetent
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my google calendar sleeps in a big bed with my wife
February 18, 2026 at 6:51 AM
my google calendar sleeps in a big bed with my wife
Ouch. That is far too relatable a quote.
Noonan's got monologue in "What Happened Was..." that wrecked me: "It’s like something broke in me a long time ago, and I don’t know what it was and it’s too hard for me to keep trying. There are a lot of things I want to do with my life and I’m so far behind now, I’m never going to catch up."
Tom Noonan (1951–2026)
February 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Ouch. That is far too relatable a quote.
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I think if you 'save' someone's Bluesky post, you should be made to save it to cassette and have to spend three minutes reloading it every time you want to view it again. You're on Gen-X's manor now son, got it?
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I think if you 'save' someone's Bluesky post, you should be made to save it to cassette and have to spend three minutes reloading it every time you want to view it again. You're on Gen-X's manor now son, got it?
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Honestly thought RFK was Ross Kemp at first
February 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Honestly thought RFK was Ross Kemp at first
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Every. Single. Night.
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Every. Single. Night.
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This was Roddenberry's Vision.
I went to a Star Trek burlesque show last night, and I’m still thinking about the Vulcans and Riker. The femme Vulcan was on first, and did a pon farr themed strip, which was incredible. Riker stripped with a chair. Then they closed with a masc Vulcan, and the flower from Naked Time. Incredible.
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
This was Roddenberry's Vision.
“ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
“ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it's hard to see someone else live your dream
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I am not one for hyperbole but this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen with my eyes.
Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I am not one for hyperbole but this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen with my eyes.
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Over on Facebook I've been getting bombarded with Tragic Phil Collins slop, so please enjoy this collage I made of him crying.
February 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Over on Facebook I've been getting bombarded with Tragic Phil Collins slop, so please enjoy this collage I made of him crying.
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That RFK Jr / Kid Rock sauna video (don't go seeking it out, you really don't want that) looks like an advert they'd show in the 90s at 2am during The Hitman & Her with the tagline "Call 0898 DIVORCED DAD now. Liver-spotted men with balls like melting buffalo mozarella are waiting to talk to YOU."
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
That RFK Jr / Kid Rock sauna video (don't go seeking it out, you really don't want that) looks like an advert they'd show in the 90s at 2am during The Hitman & Her with the tagline "Call 0898 DIVORCED DAD now. Liver-spotted men with balls like melting buffalo mozarella are waiting to talk to YOU."
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
February 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
ASS
February 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
ASS
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i actually think rfk & kid rock are looking great
February 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i actually think rfk & kid rock are looking great
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Andy Reddish: the comment hero we need right now
February 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Andy Reddish: the comment hero we need right now
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can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
can’t. I’m pumping up the jam