Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape. Bluesky’s foremost Biggles: Adventures In Time aficionado.
Pinned
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Delighted to see the 1975 BBC "Legend of Robin Hood" is still up in full on YouTube, hosted by the "True History of Robin Hood" channel. Martin Potter, Richard Speight, Conrad Asquith, Diane Keen and - wonder of wonders - Paul Darrow as the Sheriff of Nottingham.
The Legend of Robin Hood | All Episodes, BBC, 1975 - YouTube
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November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Delighted to see the 1975 BBC "Legend of Robin Hood" is still up in full on YouTube, hosted by the "True History of Robin Hood" channel. Martin Potter, Richard Speight, Conrad Asquith, Diane Keen and - wonder of wonders - Paul Darrow as the Sheriff of Nottingham.
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Pastor Randy Ponce
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Pastors testify to the power of God throughout three-day tent revival in Conrad
CONRAD – Under a white tent and in the company of almost 100 people, Alice Church of God Pastor Randy Ponce shared his personal testimony during the Saturday Conrad tent revival. The event was held in...
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November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pastor Randy Ponce
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www.timesrepublican.com/news/todays-...
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“The 61-year-old man has been given the all-clear, with the only lasting side effect being that he no longer likes to be referred to as ‘a fun guy’.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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“The 61-year-old man has been given the all-clear, with the only lasting side effect being that he no longer likes to be referred to as ‘a fun guy’.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“The 61-year-old man has been given the all-clear, with the only lasting side effect being that he no longer likes to be referred to as ‘a fun guy’.”
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me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
Now I can honestly say I’ve seen Barry Howard’s Twankey.
Bit of Barry in his second to last panto doing a strip routine? I'd aspect ratio correct it and GIF it but no way would it get past the prudes at Tenor.
In the comments its said he commissioned all the band parts himself years before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQRT...
In the comments its said he commissioned all the band parts himself years before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQRT...
From The Archives - Barry Howard - Widow Twankey - 1999
YouTube video by The Pantomime Dame
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Now I can honestly say I’ve seen Barry Howard’s Twankey.
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calmly explaining to the TSA that my gallon of ketchup is not a liquid but a non-Newtonian fluid as I'm tackled to the ground
March 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
calmly explaining to the TSA that my gallon of ketchup is not a liquid but a non-Newtonian fluid as I'm tackled to the ground
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I remember going to the local cinema (The Futurist in Birmingham) and seeing adverts for a local restaurant just around the corner.
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I remember going to the local cinema (The Futurist in Birmingham) and seeing adverts for a local restaurant just around the corner.
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
Or late night TV adverts for this, the legendary
DON AMOTT KING OF CARAVANS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNDG...
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If you can't watch Planes, Trains & Automobiles as it was meant to be watched, then tonight on BBC Two is a close second.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you can't watch Planes, Trains & Automobiles as it was meant to be watched, then tonight on BBC Two is a close second.
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BBC Two. 10pm.
Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
ALT: Happy Thanksgiving Walking GIF
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November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
BBC Two. 10pm.
This is a veritable ‘who’s that’ of light entertainment figures.
#WhoDoYouDo
#WhoDoYouDo
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is a veritable ‘who’s that’ of light entertainment figures.
#WhoDoYouDo
#WhoDoYouDo
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Was sent this on Instagram and I now want to see this version of An Inspector Calls with René from 'Allo, 'Allo! The only thing that would make this better is if the inspector calling was Crabtree the policeman! 😂
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Was sent this on Instagram and I now want to see this version of An Inspector Calls with René from 'Allo, 'Allo! The only thing that would make this better is if the inspector calling was Crabtree the policeman! 😂
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🎵My lovely, lovely, lovely horse🎵
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🎵My lovely, lovely, lovely horse🎵
Happy 62nd birthday to Doctor Who
And what a great 26 years it’s been.
And what a great 26 years it’s been.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy 62nd birthday to Doctor Who
And what a great 26 years it’s been.
And what a great 26 years it’s been.
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I would like to wish my fellow Doctor Who fans a very happy 43rd anniversary of the Young Ones episode 'Boring'.
RIK: [to Madness] Do any of you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?
SUGGS: You hum it, and I'll smash your face in.
💙💙
RIK: [to Madness] Do any of you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?
SUGGS: You hum it, and I'll smash your face in.
💙💙
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I would like to wish my fellow Doctor Who fans a very happy 43rd anniversary of the Young Ones episode 'Boring'.
RIK: [to Madness] Do any of you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?
SUGGS: You hum it, and I'll smash your face in.
💙💙
RIK: [to Madness] Do any of you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?
SUGGS: You hum it, and I'll smash your face in.
💙💙
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Current mood:
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Current mood:
More @smershpod.com goodness. 🖖🏻
Smersh Pod - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
YouTube video by Toddits
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November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
More @smershpod.com goodness. 🖖🏻
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL