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Tracey No™️
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“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman

Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️‍🌈
Pinned
Lucy got that Tuesday feeling
friends fear she’s volunteered for medical research again 🧪🔬
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
updated to ios 26 and may i be the first to say eww
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
fish and chips for dinner lxds
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i had routine bloods yesterday and they’ve managed to test my blood and put the results on the nhs app in less time than i need to take the tape off my arm
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Major Tom to Ground Control, is anyone out there listening?

i no longer like the canned food that i liked last week. unacceptable. please immediately send a cargo ship with suitable replacement food supplies
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
i called them and cancelled, pls clap. also the inevitable revenge arson that takes down their hq is nothing to do with me
my system failed me 😭 and the company only takes cancellation requests via phone call 😭😭😭😭
my calendar is 30% reminders to cancel subscriptions when the free trial expires
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 AM
she has a very distinctive “scritch my head, pleeease” face
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
my system failed me 😭 and the company only takes cancellation requests via phone call 😭😭😭😭
my calendar is 30% reminders to cancel subscriptions when the free trial expires
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 AM
repost with your home river
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
she’s having a snürr
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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HELP FLOOR SHARK HAS GOT ME
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
maybe i shouldn’t have followed it with tiramisu. my stomach just made a noise that woke up lucy
making a sausage casserole lxds
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
no new pictures, where are you mentally
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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anyway shouldn't it be "the smurves"
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
the FO part of my FAFO is approaching quickly
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
making a sausage casserole lxds
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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(Chef, body low to ground, eyes darting from side to side)

(He thinks he spies a chicken ahead in the biscuits & fried goods aisle)

(He advances on it, rotisserie rod in hand)

(Another much larger chicken suddenly pokes its head out of nearby pile of wotsits)

“Clever girl” are chefs last words
Waitrose chefs? I have questions
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
lucy considers some life choices
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 AM
the explosion of ai “companions” happening at the same time as mental health services disintegrate feels bad no?
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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me and lucy when someone asks how we bring meaning to our childless existence
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
being squid gamed would fix me
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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were beanie babies the proto cryptocurrency? in this essay i will
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 AM