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Tracey No™️
@traceyno.bsky.social
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“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.”
- BoJack Horseman

Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy
Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar
She/her 🏳️‍🌈
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debbie downer grimacing with text “disappointing sound of sad trombone.
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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lucy the calico cat stretched out on the sofa. i’ve added “HBD” in a speech bubble.
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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goob morning. lucy is here for your morning judgements
lucy the calico cat leaning against my hip on the sofa and looking disappointed.
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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roses are red
violets have flair
Should hair cuts be cheaper if you have less hair? (from bbc website).
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
we’ve had a very cuddly day
lucy the calico cat lounging on the sofa with a cute head tilt and kind of smile-grimacing at the camera. i’m lying behind her with my nose pressed against her ear.
January 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
how this looks in profile:
lucy the calico cat sitting on my lap on the sofa. her head is in profile, chin lifted, as she silently pleads for head scritches.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 AM
traceyno.bsky.social
it’s a box of 16 tablets, that seems unlikely
screengrab of evri delivery status page. Your parcel from LloydsPharmacy • Update on your parcel This parcel is bigger than we expected, so a specialist Evri courier will need to deliver it. We're sorting this now and We'll update your tracking as soon as it's on its way.
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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yesss. gonna eat it on my bed as a further fuck you to society
chips, mushy peas and a piece of battered cod on a white dish, covered with lemon, vinegar and lots of salt.
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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fish and chips for dinner lxds
me ambrose from bob’s burgers saying “everyone quiet! i have a dramatic announcement “.
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
look we’re touching finger tips
lucy the calico cat curled up on my bed like a prawn. her front paw is touching my thumb.
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
i had routine bloods yesterday and they’ve managed to test my blood and put the results on the nhs app in less time than i need to take the tape off my arm
my elbow crook with a bit of cotton wool taped on it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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a dark haired doll pulling a disgusted face.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
she has a very distinctive “scritch my head, pleeease” face
close up of lucy the calico cat on my bed. she’s looking towards me and her mouth is downturned in her classic “please” expression. her chin is raised to invite scritches and a little bit of lower gum? or lip? is showing. lucy pulling the same face at me, this time on the sofa.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
the lagoon:
a very standard lake with some ducks in it. there are trees too. wiltshire hills in the distance
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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repost with your home river
a water filled pothole in a swindon road. a barbie doll is in the hole up to her chest, with her hands together under her chin .
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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tiny snoot
lucy the calico cat lying on her side with her face pressed against my gloves. her nose is pointing up in the air.
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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she’s having a snürr
lucy the calico cat lying with her head on my forearm. her front leg is stretched towards me and she’s snoring.
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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i got this earlier and it’s really messing with how i mentally think of you as colihull
my phone’s attempt to transcribe a voicemail. tldr the fun bit is where it says “birmingham and philly hall” instead of birmingham and solihull.
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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no new pictures, where are you mentally
a very round white cat is sat on their butt with front paws braced on the ground. they’re wearing a red pointy hat with white trim. text reads “almost crimbus”.
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
the FO part of my FAFO is approaching quickly
email from college reads “26th January. I am attaching the timetable for your first week, which is an introduction to the course. Some of the timings of these activities may change, but this gives you an idea of our activities for the first week. I am also attaching a reminder of your course timetable and term dates.”
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
traceyno.bsky.social
but also
lucy the calico cat lying on her side with her front legs stretched out and straight. one eye is slightly closed. she’s looking at camera this time with a small pitying smile (i assume).
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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lucy considers some life choices
lucy the calico cat sitting on a pile of blankets on the sofa. she’s looking down with a pensive , maybe slightly regretful, expression .
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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we’re on part 3 of the Wickiverse and someone has no stamina
lucy the calico cat curled up asleep like a thicc shrimp.
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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we’re watching john wick. i forgot johnny legs is in it, i love johnny legs
view from my sofa. lucy the calico cat is next to me with her back to me. John Leguizamo is on the tv screen.
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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respect is also hot
my tweet reads “Respect your butthole. You can quote me on this.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM