Mister Alex
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Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
These are gorgeous.
New #sciart! Watercolor brains expressing different states of mind. Original paintings, not prints; one of each. artologica.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These are gorgeous.
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Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
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Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
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The actual context of that quote:
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The actual context of that quote:
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
My wife has come home and my cat is lying to her.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My wife has come home and my cat is lying to her.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
To bargain with Death for the return of Tom you just need three small pieces of wood, a simple incantation, and 4cc of mouse bloo.. oh.
The new uncut Tom and Jerry box set reinstates the numerous cut scenes showing the grim ritual required to bring Tom’s mangled corpse back to life, in order to perform various household pest control chores for Mammy Two Shoes.
they hired me to make new Looney Tunes but I can’t figure out a way to bring Sylvester back from the dead
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
To bargain with Death for the return of Tom you just need three small pieces of wood, a simple incantation, and 4cc of mouse bloo.. oh.
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David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
Good morning to everyone but especially to this perfectly-cooked baguette.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Good morning to everyone but especially to this perfectly-cooked baguette.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Three for #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack - taking the prompt a bit literally; here are three from Tanzania, where animals are crossing the beaten track as they coexist with humans.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Three for #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack - taking the prompt a bit literally; here are three from Tanzania, where animals are crossing the beaten track as they coexist with humans.
When you're finally allowed into the kitchen and you can watch the noisy wet-sounding thing.
*Utterly transfixed*.
*Utterly transfixed*.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When you're finally allowed into the kitchen and you can watch the noisy wet-sounding thing.
*Utterly transfixed*.
*Utterly transfixed*.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Not the Nine O'Clock News - Monty Pythons worshipers
YouTube video by ZuzuzuLooker
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I have prepped ingredients for the omelettes I'm cooking for dinner, including beating the eggs into two mugs.
I am also swigging beer from a can.
I have twice nearly lifted a mug of room temperature egg to my lips.
I need Mrs C to hurry up and be ready for me to cook...
I am also swigging beer from a can.
I have twice nearly lifted a mug of room temperature egg to my lips.
I need Mrs C to hurry up and be ready for me to cook...
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have prepped ingredients for the omelettes I'm cooking for dinner, including beating the eggs into two mugs.
I am also swigging beer from a can.
I have twice nearly lifted a mug of room temperature egg to my lips.
I need Mrs C to hurry up and be ready for me to cook...
I am also swigging beer from a can.
I have twice nearly lifted a mug of room temperature egg to my lips.
I need Mrs C to hurry up and be ready for me to cook...
This isn't test cricket this is some other sport.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This isn't test cricket this is some other sport.
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I have zero tolerance for the “well, I guess we have no choice with immigrants but to deport them or lock them up if the paperwork goes wrong”
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have zero tolerance for the “well, I guess we have no choice with immigrants but to deport them or lock them up if the paperwork goes wrong”
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can't believe the BBC edited Donald Trump's posts to make it seem like he threatened violence against members of Congress
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
can't believe the BBC edited Donald Trump's posts to make it seem like he threatened violence against members of Congress
"This inquiry has seen evidence from multiple sources confirming that ursine defecation primarily occurs in forested areas. On one such occasion they were seen, furry brown cheeks spread, by no fewer than two hundred passing zoologists."
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"This inquiry has seen evidence from multiple sources confirming that ursine defecation primarily occurs in forested areas. On one such occasion they were seen, furry brown cheeks spread, by no fewer than two hundred passing zoologists."
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The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
Amazon.com
mybook.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
THIS CAT HAS FLUFFY LITTLE BOOTS ON 😭😍
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
THIS CAT HAS FLUFFY LITTLE BOOTS ON 😭😍