Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Clinical informatician by day, woodworker/maker by night.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Oh dear lord. Thank you for the memory, social media, but you weren't even invented when this was taken and it certainly wasn't seventeen years ago... More like 25!
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Oh dear lord. Thank you for the memory, social media, but you weren't even invented when this was taken and it certainly wasn't seventeen years ago... More like 25!
Course it's a school. Completely normal school. Every school looks like that Neil.
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Course it's a school. Completely normal school. Every school looks like that Neil.
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“Lick your partner, not store windows!
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
“Lick your partner, not store windows!
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
Sounds like the answers an Argentinian with a very strong German accent might give.
two men in suits and ties are looking at each other in a room .
Alt: two men in suits and ties are looking at each other in a room . One thinks the other is suspicious
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Sounds like the answers an Argentinian with a very strong German accent might give.
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY BATTLE OF CAPE ST VINCENT DAY!
a poster for murdoch mysteries features a sailboat in the water
Alt: A wooden sailing ship is bobbing in some water.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY BATTLE OF CAPE ST VINCENT DAY!
Number of terrorists caught by that question remains in negative numbers, I'd imagine.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Number of terrorists caught by that question remains in negative numbers, I'd imagine.
Comes up allllll the time in therapy. It's why it's so important to ask The Question:
"Forgive me for asking, but have either of you contemplated regicide recently?"
"Forgive me for asking, but have either of you contemplated regicide recently?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Comes up allllll the time in therapy. It's why it's so important to ask The Question:
"Forgive me for asking, but have either of you contemplated regicide recently?"
"Forgive me for asking, but have either of you contemplated regicide recently?"
It's almost like the purpose of having a large organisation is to distribute decision-making.
Elon: "naaaah"
Elon: "naaaah"
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It's almost like the purpose of having a large organisation is to distribute decision-making.
Elon: "naaaah"
Elon: "naaaah"
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Oh sure and killing the king of Scotland doesn't resolve all their conflicts. But we're not out here analysing the text deeply we're just crapping on Romeo & Juliet 😁
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Oh sure and killing the king of Scotland doesn't resolve all their conflicts. But we're not out here analysing the text deeply we're just crapping on Romeo & Juliet 😁
This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Mrs M: strong, capable woman willing to put in the elbow grease when tidying up the family mess.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Mrs M: strong, capable woman willing to put in the elbow grease when tidying up the family mess.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Roses are red
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Pretty sure that's a copy of something etched into the walls at Pompeii
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Pretty sure that's a copy of something etched into the walls at Pompeii
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Better hope they don't croak in custody.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Better hope they don't croak in custody.
Someone should arrest them for gross indecency.
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Someone should arrest them for gross indecency.
If it makes you feel any better about your #fairyitis here, my friend once made the typo the other way around.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
If it makes you feel any better about your #fairyitis here, my friend once made the typo the other way around.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Your art is awesome. It'll be waiting for you when you feel up to it. Or doing just a tiny bit of art might help you feel up to doing more.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Your art is awesome. It'll be waiting for you when you feel up to it. Or doing just a tiny bit of art might help you feel up to doing more.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
Who are you calling a distraction?!
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Who are you calling a distraction?!
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
Now *that's* a pothole.
CCTV video captured the moment a huge sinkhole swallowed part of a busy road in Shanghai, China on Wednesday. Authorities said the cause was a leak at a subway construction site.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
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When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
What's that? Can't hear you. I'm on a shed.
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
What's that? Can't hear you. I'm on a shed.