Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Clinical informatician by day, woodworker/maker by night.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
It's almost like the purpose of having a large organisation is to distribute decision-making.
Elon: "naaaah"
Elon: "naaaah"
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It's almost like the purpose of having a large organisation is to distribute decision-making.
Elon: "naaaah"
Elon: "naaaah"
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Oh sure and killing the king of Scotland doesn't resolve all their conflicts. But we're not out here analysing the text deeply we're just crapping on Romeo & Juliet 😁
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Oh sure and killing the king of Scotland doesn't resolve all their conflicts. But we're not out here analysing the text deeply we're just crapping on Romeo & Juliet 😁
This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Mrs M: strong, capable woman willing to put in the elbow grease when tidying up the family mess.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Mrs M: strong, capable woman willing to put in the elbow grease when tidying up the family mess.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Mr M: unafraid of the paranormal, supports his local coven.
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Roses are red
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Pretty sure that's a copy of something etched into the walls at Pompeii
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Pretty sure that's a copy of something etched into the walls at Pompeii
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Better hope they don't croak in custody.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Better hope they don't croak in custody.
Someone should arrest them for gross indecency.
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Someone should arrest them for gross indecency.
If it makes you feel any better about your #fairyitis here, my friend once made the typo the other way around.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
If it makes you feel any better about your #fairyitis here, my friend once made the typo the other way around.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Naturally I screenshotted it immediately.
Your art is awesome. It'll be waiting for you when you feel up to it. Or doing just a tiny bit of art might help you feel up to doing more.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Your art is awesome. It'll be waiting for you when you feel up to it. Or doing just a tiny bit of art might help you feel up to doing more.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
But either way, dead parent month is officially a shit month to be in, so be kind to yourself.
Who are you calling a distraction?!
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Who are you calling a distraction?!
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
Now *that's* a pothole.
CCTV video captured the moment a huge sinkhole swallowed part of a busy road in Shanghai, China on Wednesday. Authorities said the cause was a leak at a subway construction site.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
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When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
What's that? Can't hear you. I'm on a shed.
February 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
What's that? Can't hear you. I'm on a shed.
Hate to rub it in but it's an inset day and I've taken A/L, so I've been in scruffs alllll morning 🥰
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Hate to rub it in but it's an inset day and I've taken A/L, so I've been in scruffs alllll morning 🥰
My worry with a trailer sailer is that any additional steps to Going Sailing (unchock, check tyres, hitch up, tow down, etc) then become more of a barrier. Plus our front garden is quite nice as a play area for kiddo... 😬
Grew up sailing on muddy creeks so don't mind a drying mooring (too much)
Grew up sailing on muddy creeks so don't mind a drying mooring (too much)
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM
My worry with a trailer sailer is that any additional steps to Going Sailing (unchock, check tyres, hitch up, tow down, etc) then become more of a barrier. Plus our front garden is quite nice as a play area for kiddo... 😬
Grew up sailing on muddy creeks so don't mind a drying mooring (too much)
Grew up sailing on muddy creeks so don't mind a drying mooring (too much)
Scratch that; his annual berth is over three times the purchase budget 🤣
...it's another world.
...it's another world.
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Scratch that; his annual berth is over three times the purchase budget 🤣
...it's another world.
...it's another world.
And one which can be replaced with "turn shower to coldest setting, get inside it fully clothed, proceed to shove fistfuls of cash down the drainhole", for almost no loss in the experience of ownership, yes.
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 AM
And one which can be replaced with "turn shower to coldest setting, get inside it fully clothed, proceed to shove fistfuls of cash down the drainhole", for almost no loss in the experience of ownership, yes.
Whereas I'm looking at this sort of a thing:
www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/micro-c...
(Which is of course a mouse with a coke problem.)
www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/micro-c...
(Which is of course a mouse with a coke problem.)
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February 13, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Whereas I'm looking at this sort of a thing:
www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/micro-c...
(Which is of course a mouse with a coke problem.)
www.apolloduck.co.uk/boat/micro-c...
(Which is of course a mouse with a coke problem.)
What a snoot. What an expression 😍
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
What a snoot. What an expression 😍