Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Clinical informatician by day, woodworker/maker by night.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
www.redkitecraft.co.uk
I have a cat, he might get mentioned occasionally.
Was once @awpchristie on Twitter.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Sink Laundry works for me, but then, this is a house with a "Cold Cupboard" (fridge) and a "Hot box" (combi microwave/oven) due to similar fuzzy brain moments...
My brain couldn't come up with the phrase "wash the dishes" so I just told my wife I needed to "do the sink laundry"
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Sink Laundry works for me, but then, this is a house with a "Cold Cupboard" (fridge) and a "Hot box" (combi microwave/oven) due to similar fuzzy brain moments...
I suddenly feel much better about the fact that as a toddler, my daughter used to point at the picture of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on the front of River Cottage recipe books and say "Daddy ona book!"
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I suddenly feel much better about the fact that as a toddler, my daughter used to point at the picture of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall on the front of River Cottage recipe books and say "Daddy ona book!"
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I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
not quite as funny as the british rowing strategy which afaict is literally just going up to tall women and saying "wanna row?"
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
I wish to sit at my desk chair 😭
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I wish to sit at my desk chair 😭
Good morning to nobody except this spectacular brown lad, who deserves all the best things today.
That is all.
That is all.
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Good morning to nobody except this spectacular brown lad, who deserves all the best things today.
That is all.
That is all.
Is there anything nicer than a purring cat? Really tho?
February 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Is there anything nicer than a purring cat? Really tho?
"Cat's new ladder", a story in two acts
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"Cat's new ladder", a story in two acts
Oh dear lord. Thank you for the memory, social media, but you weren't even invented when this was taken and it certainly wasn't seventeen years ago... More like 25!
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Oh dear lord. Thank you for the memory, social media, but you weren't even invented when this was taken and it certainly wasn't seventeen years ago... More like 25!
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“Lick your partner, not store windows!
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
“Lick your partner, not store windows!
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
Valentines Day is a commercial festival.
Resist the aggressive advertising!”
Poster seen in Besancon, France
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY BATTLE OF CAPE ST VINCENT DAY!
a poster for murdoch mysteries features a sailboat in the water
Alt: A wooden sailing ship is bobbing in some water.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY BATTLE OF CAPE ST VINCENT DAY!
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This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This juxtaposition provides fantastic insights into the duality of humankind.
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
1. "I shall out this object into my holes"
2. "I shall put my body into these holes"
@stansaidairport.bsky.social @fetishdirector.bsky.social
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Roses are red
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
I'm dumber than shit
It's just a big chatbot
But I really loved it
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Roses are red
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
My prompt history's blue
ChatGPT no longer
Writes odes to my kazoo
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Roses are red
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
My lover was a bot
It used to serenade me
But now it cannot
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
Now *that's* a pothole.
CCTV video captured the moment a huge sinkhole swallowed part of a busy road in Shanghai, China on Wednesday. Authorities said the cause was a leak at a subway construction site.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Highways England: "Your claim for damages has been rejected on the following grounds: there is no road present at the location specified".
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When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 AM
When Dusty Springfield had a look around the Chapati factory x
I've seen the abomination and now you must too. Rules is rules.
wouldn't mind trying a "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken -- but how do i fit it into my car's cup holder? any ideas from you kurachino lovers out there?
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I've seen the abomination and now you must too. Rules is rules.
When you've had two bedtime snacks already but just *maybe* if you hope hard enough you'll be blessed with a third.
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
When you've had two bedtime snacks already but just *maybe* if you hope hard enough you'll be blessed with a third.
FFS I do *not* need this encouragement in my life.
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
FFS I do *not* need this encouragement in my life.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
This is the video that makes me rethink my position on the monarchy.
Screw abolition, that's old hat, we need to make this guy the king.
Screw abolition, that's old hat, we need to make this guy the king.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
This is the video that makes me rethink my position on the monarchy.
Screw abolition, that's old hat, we need to make this guy the king.
Screw abolition, that's old hat, we need to make this guy the king.
Snort laughed.
God announcing true artificial intelligence: Remember that time I gave a monkey anxiety? I figured out a way to do that to sand.
Concerned Angel: Hey, man. Are you okay?
Concerned Angel: Hey, man. Are you okay?
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Snort laughed.
Someone's ten-pack of new balls arrived this afternoon.
LOOK AT HIM ZOOOOOOOOM!
LOOK AT HIM ZOOOOOOOOM!
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Someone's ten-pack of new balls arrived this afternoon.
LOOK AT HIM ZOOOOOOOOM!
LOOK AT HIM ZOOOOOOOOM!
What's particularly telling is the responses of the reform MPs. A couple laugh but Farage looks livid - he can dish it out but god forbid someone makes a joke at his expense.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
What's particularly telling is the responses of the reform MPs. A couple laugh but Farage looks livid - he can dish it out but god forbid someone makes a joke at his expense.