Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
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can't believe the BBC edited Donald Trump's posts to make it seem like he threatened violence against members of Congress
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
can't believe the BBC edited Donald Trump's posts to make it seem like he threatened violence against members of Congress
"This inquiry has seen evidence from multiple sources confirming that ursine defecation primarily occurs in forested areas. On one such occasion they were seen, furry brown cheeks spread, by no fewer than two hundred passing zoologists."
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"This inquiry has seen evidence from multiple sources confirming that ursine defecation primarily occurs in forested areas. On one such occasion they were seen, furry brown cheeks spread, by no fewer than two hundred passing zoologists."
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The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
Amazon.com
mybook.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here.
mybook.to/SRAgents
mybook.to/SRAgents
THIS CAT HAS FLUFFY LITTLE BOOTS ON 😭😍
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
THIS CAT HAS FLUFFY LITTLE BOOTS ON 😭😍
Huge wet flakes of snow landing on warm, wet soil here. It was raining ten minutes ago, even.
Not a hope in hell of any of it laying but still, it's impressive.
Not a hope in hell of any of it laying but still, it's impressive.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Huge wet flakes of snow landing on warm, wet soil here. It was raining ten minutes ago, even.
Not a hope in hell of any of it laying but still, it's impressive.
Not a hope in hell of any of it laying but still, it's impressive.
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I know I have a lot of people on here who have completed PhDs so I would appreciate the input from you if I may. A lil thread...
When I started there was an understanding with work that if I worked duty weekends I would get days back in lieu from my day job. These would be PhD days but
When I started there was an understanding with work that if I worked duty weekends I would get days back in lieu from my day job. These would be PhD days but
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I know I have a lot of people on here who have completed PhDs so I would appreciate the input from you if I may. A lil thread...
When I started there was an understanding with work that if I worked duty weekends I would get days back in lieu from my day job. These would be PhD days but
When I started there was an understanding with work that if I worked duty weekends I would get days back in lieu from my day job. These would be PhD days but
Good LORD but these are stunning. Knowing what I do of making cyanotypes - which is a little, as I make a handful every summer - please take it from me that to get these prints is an absolute labour of love and skill and deserves a few moments of your time.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Good LORD but these are stunning. Knowing what I do of making cyanotypes - which is a little, as I make a handful every summer - please take it from me that to get these prints is an absolute labour of love and skill and deserves a few moments of your time.
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I will be performing a solo show at Colchester Art Centre at 11am this SUNDAY - it is in aid of @samaritans.bsky.social - please spread the word - tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I will be performing a solo show at Colchester Art Centre at 11am this SUNDAY - it is in aid of @samaritans.bsky.social - please spread the word - tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
The guardian is inciting violence against fascists again. I mean look at this, how can they put this out and not expect people to want to cover the smug bastard in milkshake *at the very least*.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The guardian is inciting violence against fascists again. I mean look at this, how can they put this out and not expect people to want to cover the smug bastard in milkshake *at the very least*.
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Brb stocking up on dreamies
Once-extinct wildcats to make a comeback in England. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Once-extinct European wildcats set to make a comeback in England
Fifty wildcats could be reintroduced to the countryside in south west England, conservationists say.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Brb stocking up on dreamies
Guess I'm using the desk in the standing configuration for my first few calls then.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Guess I'm using the desk in the standing configuration for my first few calls then.
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
Cat keeps burping in my general direction and it is a fucking hate crime.
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Cat keeps burping in my general direction and it is a fucking hate crime.
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god remember when that person said that Romans didn't know about sharks? just remembered suddenly and can't stop giggling
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
god remember when that person said that Romans didn't know about sharks? just remembered suddenly and can't stop giggling
POV: you are my keyboard
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
POV: you are my keyboard
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“…and we want to assure those dark forces: we hear you, you have our full attention, we’ve got your backs. You can count on us.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“…and we want to assure those dark forces: we hear you, you have our full attention, we’ve got your backs. You can count on us.”
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Mrs C has given Xan the fish pouch for breakfast that is *incredibly* olfactorily overpowering, and has thus ensured that I do not spend today working from the living room with a little cat on my lap.
Well played love, well played. 😤
Well played love, well played. 😤
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Mrs C has given Xan the fish pouch for breakfast that is *incredibly* olfactorily overpowering, and has thus ensured that I do not spend today working from the living room with a little cat on my lap.
Well played love, well played. 😤
Well played love, well played. 😤
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A renascent Britain MUST deploy panzerbjorn: me for UnHerd
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A renascent Britain MUST deploy panzerbjorn: me for UnHerd
My brother: "we'll swing round at about eleven. See you then!"
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My brother: "we'll swing round at about eleven. See you then!"
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
My brother, at five to eleven: "we've had a slow start to the day, are you around later?"
Every. Time.
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
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Just committing assault out here
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just committing assault out here
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My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.