Mister Alex
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Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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Ball is 5 pence.
Bat is £1.05
Bat is £1.05
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ball is 5 pence.
Bat is £1.05
Bat is £1.05
Just play it safe and have a nice cup of tea with you.
A nice medium brown, the sort of colour one gets from washing out bru... Oh.
A nice medium brown, the sort of colour one gets from washing out bru... Oh.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just play it safe and have a nice cup of tea with you.
A nice medium brown, the sort of colour one gets from washing out bru... Oh.
A nice medium brown, the sort of colour one gets from washing out bru... Oh.
Day 47.
(Assuming there's one pad on day one, on day 48 the pond contains 2.81474x10^14 lily pads. That's rather a big pond.)
(Assuming there's one pad on day one, on day 48 the pond contains 2.81474x10^14 lily pads. That's rather a big pond.)
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Day 47.
(Assuming there's one pad on day one, on day 48 the pond contains 2.81474x10^14 lily pads. That's rather a big pond.)
(Assuming there's one pad on day one, on day 48 the pond contains 2.81474x10^14 lily pads. That's rather a big pond.)
Oh good (that she's fine). No pressure for her return obviously but let her know she's in the thoughts. 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh good (that she's fine). No pressure for her return obviously but let her know she's in the thoughts. 🥰
Might swap out the omelette for green eggs and ham for tea.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Might swap out the omelette for green eggs and ham for tea.
I am very very jealous!
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I am very very jealous!
Same, she's a good egg.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Same, she's a good egg.
If you've got contact outside the platform, please pass on my best wishes. Hope she's doing ok.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you've got contact outside the platform, please pass on my best wishes. Hope she's doing ok.
Entirely fair.
I still remember then awful awful scenes that ensued when the student union had a deal on the Mudshake dairy-based alcopops.
That was a bad bad week to be staffing the first aid post.
I still remember then awful awful scenes that ensued when the student union had a deal on the Mudshake dairy-based alcopops.
That was a bad bad week to be staffing the first aid post.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Entirely fair.
I still remember then awful awful scenes that ensued when the student union had a deal on the Mudshake dairy-based alcopops.
That was a bad bad week to be staffing the first aid post.
I still remember then awful awful scenes that ensued when the student union had a deal on the Mudshake dairy-based alcopops.
That was a bad bad week to be staffing the first aid post.
The machines are being operated by zebras. How much slower does the process proceed?
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The machines are being operated by zebras. How much slower does the process proceed?
Seems earlier than usual. Oh well.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Seems earlier than usual. Oh well.
Different brains have different wiring. The key to solving riddles and logic puzzles is accepting the boundaries of the puzzle.
You have a brain that unpicks where the boundaries are set. That's not a bad thing.
You have a brain that unpicks where the boundaries are set. That's not a bad thing.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Different brains have different wiring. The key to solving riddles and logic puzzles is accepting the boundaries of the puzzle.
You have a brain that unpicks where the boundaries are set. That's not a bad thing.
You have a brain that unpicks where the boundaries are set. That's not a bad thing.
*someone* likes the sound of mugs of raw egg just sitting around on the worktop tho.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*someone* likes the sound of mugs of raw egg just sitting around on the worktop tho.
I quite like advocaat. I draw the line at eggnog...
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I quite like advocaat. I draw the line at eggnog...
I cannot stress enough how little I want to take a big sip of warm egg.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I cannot stress enough how little I want to take a big sip of warm egg.
Doesn't matter. The first part of the puzzle states that five machines can make five of them in five minutes.
The only assumption we need to make is that the Time per Thing scales in proportion to the number of Machines available.
The only assumption we need to make is that the Time per Thing scales in proportion to the number of Machines available.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Doesn't matter. The first part of the puzzle states that five machines can make five of them in five minutes.
The only assumption we need to make is that the Time per Thing scales in proportion to the number of Machines available.
The only assumption we need to make is that the Time per Thing scales in proportion to the number of Machines available.
How many minutes do they take to complete? And if there was a hundred Mindles...
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How many minutes do they take to complete? And if there was a hundred Mindles...
Sir please don't cause existential dread in the programming.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sir please don't cause existential dread in the programming.
Aww and his owner wasn't willing to buy a suppressor for every gun at the shoot?! Rude.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Aww and his owner wasn't willing to buy a suppressor for every gun at the shoot?! Rude.
Middle stump standing proud is it?
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Middle stump standing proud is it?
Will they get the tenth? Naaaah.... Surely not.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Will they get the tenth? Naaaah.... Surely not.