Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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I can only offer thoughts and this small exemplary cat, Sorrel x
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I can only offer thoughts and this small exemplary cat, Sorrel x
The guardian is inciting violence against fascists again. I mean look at this, how can they put this out and not expect people to want to cover the smug bastard in milkshake *at the very least*.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The guardian is inciting violence against fascists again. I mean look at this, how can they put this out and not expect people to want to cover the smug bastard in milkshake *at the very least*.
Guess I'm using the desk in the standing configuration for my first few calls then.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Guess I'm using the desk in the standing configuration for my first few calls then.
Another glorious Norfolk dawn.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Another glorious Norfolk dawn.
Right?! So worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Right?! So worth it.
He's lying like this (also something of an issue tbh) and every so often he just tilts his head up, stares at me with his beautiful eyes, like he's letting me know how grateful he is for his life with us - and then lets out a guff of the most unholy scent that has ever graced the air.
11/10 awful.
11/10 awful.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He's lying like this (also something of an issue tbh) and every so often he just tilts his head up, stares at me with his beautiful eyes, like he's letting me know how grateful he is for his life with us - and then lets out a guff of the most unholy scent that has ever graced the air.
11/10 awful.
11/10 awful.
POV: you are my keyboard
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
POV: you are my keyboard
Good morning this is yesterday's best photo of our new boy
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Good morning this is yesterday's best photo of our new boy
The comments section needs copies of this evergreen tome handing out.
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The comments section needs copies of this evergreen tome handing out.
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"Father I shall not look at you until you have finished guitar practice"
It's so hard to know if he's settled here.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's so hard to know if he's settled here.
Norwich is so pretty tho.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Norwich is so pretty tho.
I know. I'm ashamed. He's ashamed of me too.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I know. I'm ashamed. He's ashamed of me too.
Don't forget to go feed the t-rex in the library!
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Don't forget to go feed the t-rex in the library!
MANY HAVE ASKED WHETHER THERE IS ANYTHING MORE REWARDING IN LIFE THAN EARNING THE TRUST OF A TINY KITTY AND THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY A NO.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
MANY HAVE ASKED WHETHER THERE IS ANYTHING MORE REWARDING IN LIFE THAN EARNING THE TRUST OF A TINY KITTY AND THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY A NO.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS CAT
BUT READING IS SO SCENIC!
The scenes:
The scenes:
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BUT READING IS SO SCENIC!
The scenes:
The scenes:
SIR IF YOU MUST SIT ON ME PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR OWN SELF
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
SIR IF YOU MUST SIT ON ME PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR OWN SELF
Oh yes Xander this is very practical, absolutely ideal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Oh yes Xander this is very practical, absolutely ideal.
My absolute all time favourite of the genre; the USCG interviewed an anonymous member of the public about the Oceangate implosion, and released the transcript with the expert's name and that of the lieutenant commander interviewing them, redacted.
*Impossible* to know who the interviewee was...
*Impossible* to know who the interviewee was...
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My absolute all time favourite of the genre; the USCG interviewed an anonymous member of the public about the Oceangate implosion, and released the transcript with the expert's name and that of the lieutenant commander interviewing them, redacted.
*Impossible* to know who the interviewee was...
*Impossible* to know who the interviewee was...
Joined us for episode 7 of the last taskmaster series.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Joined us for episode 7 of the last taskmaster series.
Finally exhausted himself and crashed out for a little nap... Did he sleep in either of the two cat beds, armchairs, the couch or the sunny windowsill for his afternoon snooze?
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Finally exhausted himself and crashed out for a little nap... Did he sleep in either of the two cat beds, armchairs, the couch or the sunny windowsill for his afternoon snooze?
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍
Nope. On the floor, next to my chair... 🥰😍