Chris Kendall 👊🇪🇺🧶
@ottocr.at
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Anglo-Schwäbisch eurocrat | maker of EU foreign policy & spätzle | guerrilla knitter | cross-Channel commuter | was once @ottocrat | currently clean on OPSEC
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ottocr.at
In case any recent arrivals are wondering what happened to my long-standing Twitter avatar, here’s why I changed it.
The avatar I’ve always used online in the last - it’s the villager from Animal Crossing with an EU flag photoshopped expertly onto his shirt
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rostaylor.bsky.social
I’m afraid that if you emigrate to Dubai for the tax breaks and 24-hour security, you really should give up your citizenship here for someone who wants it.
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rsthomaspoet.bsky.social
‘The Bright Field’ - #RSThomas
(Laboratories of the Spirit, Macmillan)
ottocr.at
Haha thank you!! I’d actually forgotten about that!
ottocr.at
this high quality gag came from someone who is also here but as he hasn’t posted it himself I assume he doesn’t want to be tagged to share in the glory
Farage is being interviewed. He says “I WAS ABOUT 14 AND IT WAS OVER THE PHOTO OF EVA BRAUN”. The interviewer says “ERM... I ASKED YOU ABOUT THE WEST BANK”
ottocr.at
Nope. New file for me, so learning on the job.
ottocr.at
OK that makes sense but why would they actually spread grit?? Couldn’t they just have driven the routes?
ottocr.at
Can anyone explain to me why gritters are out and about spreading salt in South Buckinghamshire? There’s nothing in the forecast to justify it? ❄️
ottocr.at
Yeah, in hindsight an even worse decision, unless they were playing a very deep game and looking to incentivise a future hypothetical fragile manbaby to advance the cause of peace purely in order to score points against Obama
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twlldun.bsky.social
(I do not think the Nobel Prize Committee are “trolling Trump”, by the way. I think you are all reading across your own opinions and this is a committee of people acting out of - in their eyes - great moral seriousness, they wouldn’t be acting out of spite or malicious glee)
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eddieburfi.bsky.social
Former Head of Comms for the IEA, Annabel Denham, says the super rich will leave if we have a wealth tax.

Yes, the very same IEA that brought us Liz Truss’ disastrous mini budget. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Green Party leader Zack Polanski explains that their taxable assets can’t leave. #bbcqt
ottocr.at
I can’t believe anyone was even seriously entertaining the idea that [gestures at the destroy the world guy] might have been considered for the Nobel Peace Prize. As a former winner of the Nobel Peace Prize myself, I’d have handed mine back. (At least my 450 millionth share of it.)
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to the EU, in a display cabinet in the Berlaymont building.
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ldw1.bsky.social
Fascinating how the inclusion of @zackpolanski.bsky.social on #QuestionTime alters the whole tone and tenor of debate for the better.
And how much the audience like it!
liamthorp.bsky.social
I have to say, it’s great to see Reform being called out for exactly what they are and what they do by Zak Polanski on #questiontime
ottocr.at
I understand why some people might have misgivings or question whether he’d be a good choice for PM - maybe, maybe not - but THAT’S NOT THE POINT. Right now, what we need is someone doing exactly what he does really well, as a communicator.
ottocr.at
Seeing Zack Polanski getting himself on our screens and challenging the mainstream right wing narrative is so refreshing and vindicates the Green Party membership’s choice. This is what we so desperately needed, and nobody else was doing it.
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
ottocr.at
Wait: that kid Euan Blair is ***FORTY-ONE***?!?!
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tk1ng.bsky.social
Cory Doctorow has a word for that kind of 'do less and get less' approach to AI adoption: futurism.com/future-socie...

If it ends up getting fumbled, it'll be myopic money grabs that do it, not the tech itself.
Cory Doctorow Says the AI Industry Is About to Collapse
Famed sci-fi author and tech journalist Cory Doctorow has a spectacularly grim warning about the coming AI-fueled economic disaster.
futurism.com
ottocr.at
Genuinely got that wrong this afternoon in a video call, it was a bit embarrassing. I kept talking about milf. Then the guy said, “so anyway, Em-Eye-Ell-Eff…”
ottocr.at
Sometimes you learn things at work the hard way. For example, when referring to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front by its well known acronym, apparently you should spell it out rather than say it as if it’s a word.
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ottocr.at
I see it’s still not possible to pay for a photo book made in Apple Photos with Apple Pay 🙄