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The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!
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The Seattle Star
Saturday, January 17,1914
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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The Evening Telegram
Superior Wisconsin
January 10,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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The Bay City Times
Bay City,Michigan
January 05,1919
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- , EVERETT IS SPEAKING TO A MAN, THAT WAS VERY RUDE TO ANOTHER MAN WHO HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF THE PANEL… EVERETT:IT STRIKES ME, SIR, THAT IT D YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CIVIL TO THAT FELLOW! RUDE MAN: IT DOESN'T STRIKE ME THAT WAY — HE'S ONLY AN IGNORANT DAGO —- P2- EVERETT : WELL, IT'S GOING TO STRIKE YOU THAT WAY IF I CAN BRING ENOUGH PRESSURE TO BEAR !!! EVERETT STRIKES THE RUDE MAN WITH A POWERFUL ROUND HOUSE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OF HIS HAT, AND KNOCKING THE RUDE MAN OFF OF HIS FEET
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Los Angeles Record
Wednesday, January 03,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE, HOOKED TO A WAGON, WITH IT’S HEAD DOWN, ON A VERY COLD AND WINDY DAY P2-EVERETT FINDS THE OWNER OF THE HORSE IN A SALOON, PLAYING CARDS EVERETT: AS I SUSPECTED LOAFING IN THE SALOON WHILE THE HORSE STANDS IN THE STREET TILL HE'S CHILLED TO THE MARROW... EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE SALOON, TURNING OVER THE CARD TABLE AND CHAIRS
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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Battle Creek Enquirer
January 01.1919
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A MENS CLUB SITTING IN A EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER WHEN A MAN WALKS UP TO HIM WITH SOME CIGARS MAN: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERETT! SO YOU HAVE SWORN OFF SMOKING, HA - HA, THINK OF WHAT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING - SMELL THIS! P2- EVERETT DIDN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THE MAN TRYING TO TEMPT HIM WITH CIGARS , EVERETT ACTED SWIFTLY SWINGING AND HITTING THE MAN WITH A MASSIVE LEFT ROUNDHOUSE TO THE MAN’S FACE, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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The Times
Shreveport Louisiana
December 31,1909
Outbursts Of Everett True BY A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS ADDRESSING US THE READERS, HE IS STANDING, HOLDING HIS LIT CIGAR IN HIS LEFT HAND , AND POUNDS THE TABLE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AS HE SPEAKS… EVERETT TRUE: THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN IT'S CUSTOMARY TO GRAB HOLD OF THE HIGH RESOLVE, REFORM, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, SWEAR OFF, AND THAT SORT OF THING, SO THAT'S JUST WHAT IM GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW -NOT!!
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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The Atlantic City Sunday Gazette
December 30,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- THE MAN WORKING NEXT TO EVERETT: HEY EVERETT! ( THEN PROCEEDS TO MUMBLE SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE,THEN FINISHED WITH YESTERDAY!) EVERETT: WHAT? ( HOLDING A HAND TO HIS EAR) P2-MAN: "WHAT?" DO I LOOK LIKE A "WHAT"? P3- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN TIRED OF THIS AND ANSWERED THE MAN BY THROWING A CHAIR AND HITTING THE MAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT.
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The Atlantic City Review
December 29,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT RUNS INTO A MAN DOWNTOWN EVERETT: I JUDGE FROM THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS THAT THIS IS MR. OILUM, COUNSEL FOR GRAB & CO. MR. OILUM : YeS, I AM HE. WITH WHOM HAVE I THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING! P2- EVERETT: MY NAME IS EVERETT TRUE. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE! WHENEVER I MEET A CORPORATION LAWYER I LIKE TO CLEAN HIM!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK AND SHAKES LIKE A PERSON WOULD SHAKE A BLANKET
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS ASKING TWO CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CHRISTMAS EVERETT :GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN - WHAT DID SANTA CLAUS BRING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS? CHILDREN: OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN SANDY, MISTER GREEN TELLED US THEY ISN'T NO SANDY CLAUS P2- EVERETT IS VERY DISTURBED BY WHAT THE CHILDREN HAVE TOLD HIM. EVERETT: THERE'S THAT FELLOW GREEN I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL-MORNING!! EVERETT IS GOING TO HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION WITH MR. GREEN. EVERETT APPEARS TO BE REACHING DOWN TO PICK UP A WOOD 2x4 OFF OF THE GROUND…
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The Spokane Press
December 26,1910
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- ITS A COLD MORNING AT THE EVERETT HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE STILL IN BED, MRS. TRUE WAKES UP AND TAPS MR. TRUE ON HIS SHOULDER. MRS. TRUE: EVERETT! TIME TO GET UP AND MAKE THE FIRE! MR.TRUE: IT’S TOO COLD!! P2- MRS. TRUE HAS KICKED EVERETT OUT OF THE BED, HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OVER THE NIGHT STAND AND CHAIR THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BED
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, HE BECOMING VERY ANNOYED BY A MAN SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM… THE MAN IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE AS HE IS EATING PEANUTS… SNAP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRUNCH— P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH… EVERETT : I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO YOUR SATISFYING THE PANGS OF HUNGER, BUT A MOVING PICTURE AUDIENCE IS NOT THE PROPER PLACE! I WON'T SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE NOISE OF FEEDING AND INHALE YOUR PEANUT-LADEN BREATH!! EVERETT UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKS THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER ,WHERE HE LANDS ON THE CURB
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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The Oklahoma News
December 22,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MRS. TRUE STOPS MR.TRUE JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: EVERETT BEFORE YOU GO LEAVE ME SOME MONEY. I WANT TO GET A FEW CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS. MR. TRUE: DON'T YOU THINK OUR FRIENDS CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT BLOWING OURSELVES ON THEM FOR A LOT OF FOOL KNICK-KNACKS! P2- WE SEE EVERETT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FORLORN AND SAD AT HIS OPEN AND EMPTY POCKETBOOK…
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The Salina Daily Union
Salina Kansas
December 20,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN THE LINE AT THE THEATER WHEN THE MAN BEHIND HIM BEGINS TO COUGH WITHOUT COVERING HIS FACE… KAW HAW! KAW HOOP! P2- EVERETT : SO YOU WOULD GO INTO THIS THEATER WITH YOUR BAD COLD AND SPREAD THE INFECTION, AND SPOIL THE ENTERTAINMENT WITH YOUR COUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BARKING OF A SEA LION!! THE OPEN AIR FOR YOU!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND ESCORTS HIM OUT OF THE THEATER, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THE MANS MASHED HAT, EVERETT MUST HAVE KNOCKED HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BEFORE SHOWING HIM TO THE STREET
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The San Diego Sun
Thursday, December 19,1918
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST ENTERED THE OFFICE OF THE MAN WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE HE RENTS FROM EVERETT PROMPTLY GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM OVER HIS DESK EVERETT: GOOD MORNING SiR! I WON'T WASTE MUCH OF YOUR TIME! YOU've PROMISED SEVERAL TIMES TO HAVE THOSE REPAIRS MADE ON THE HOUSE WE RENT OF YOU, AND P2- EVERETT : I WAS GOING TO WRITE YOU A LETTER ABOUT IT TODAY, BUT I DECIDED THAT A PERSONAL INTERVIEW WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO GET SOME ACTION!!! EVERETT LEAVES THE OFFICE, THE MANS DESK IS TURNED OVER AND HE IS ON THE FLOOR ,STARS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD.
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS READING WHEN HE HEARS MRS.TRUE WHO IS IN THE KITCHEN CRY OUT IN PAIN…OUCH!!! MR. TRUE IS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED P2- MRS.TRUE: YOU LEFT THE STOVE LID LIFTER IN THE LID AGAIN TO GET HOTTER THAN BLAZES!.. MRS. TRUE THROWS THE STOVE. LID LIFTER AND IT HIT EVERETT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING UP THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN BLOCKING HIS WAY… ONE OF THE MEN IS TALKING TO THE OTHER ONE…. SAY, BO, TALK ABOUT YOUR SWELL TIME! THE LID WAS OFF, AND— EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT, P2- EVERETT HAS ALREADY WALKED OUT OF OUR VIEW, BUT WE SEE THE AFTERMATH OF EVERETT WALKING THROUGH THE PANEL, BOTH MEN ARE OFF THEIR FEET, ONE IS ON HIS HEAD WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS SITTING UP WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The Pittsburgh Press
December 16,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.B.Condo P1- MR. TRUE IS IN HIS CHAIR READING HIS NEWSPAPER, MRS TRUE IS IN THE ROOM… MR.TRUE: HOW CAN A MAN WRITE SUCH SILLY SLUSH AS THESE LETTERS IN THIS DIVORCE CASE!! MRS.TRUE: THAT REMINDS ME. MRS. TRUE GOES OUT OF THE ROOM P2- MRS. TRUE: LISTEN — DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS? DEAREST DARLING: EVERY MOMENT IS A THOUSAND YEARS WHEN I AM NOT WITH You. THE BRIGHTEST STARS ARE DULL COMPARED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL eYES, AND YOUR VOICE IS HEAVENLY MUSIC. A MILLION KISSES! WITH UNDYING AFPECTION YOUR EVERETT. MR TRUE HAS SLUMPED OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND INTO THE FLOOR, HIS COUNTENANCE HAS FELL WITH THE RECOGNITION OF THE LETTER MRS TRUE HAS JUST READ
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The Topeka Daily Herald
December 15,1906
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN BREAKING IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE STAMP WINDOW MAN: HEY' TWO CENTS WORTH OF ONE-CENT STAMPS PLEASE' P2- EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT EVERETT: BUTT IN AHEAD OF THE LINE, WILL YOU? COULDN'T SEE THE SIGN "THIS WAY IN." COULD YOU? WELL, ILL SHOW YOU THE WAY OUT!!!! EVERETT ADMINISTERS A RIGHT UPCUT SENDING THE MAN BACKWARDS, HIS HAT FLYING
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The Spokane Press
Saturday, December 14,1907
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR TRUE IS AT HIS READING TABLE SMOKING A CIGAR MR. TRUE: MRS. TRUE !!! WHAT IN THUNDER ARE YOU BURNING OUT THERE IN THE KITCHEN?!!!!!! P2- MRS. TRUE ANSWERS FROM THE KITCHEN… MRS. TRUE: IS IT ANY WORSE THAN THOSE PUTRID STOGIES YOU PERFUME THE HOUSE WITH?!!!! AND SHE THROWS A LARGE KETTLE, HITTING MR.TRUE ON THE HEAD,KNOCKING HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND CAIUSING THE TABLE TO TURN OVER.
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The Cincinnati Post
Friday, December 13,1907
Outbursts of Everett True By A.D.Condo Mr AND MRS TRUE ARE HAVING DINNER MR. TRUE : BY GEORGE, THESE BISCUITS AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO BAKE - - MRS TRUE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERETT DON'T DODGE, YOU NEVER TOLD A GREATER TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE. HER B/SCUITS WERE THE BEST EVER!
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The Daily Review
Decatur Illinois,December 12,1925
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1-MR TRUE IS SITTING ON THE TOP BLEACHER AT THE BALLGAME WHEN HE SEES A POLICEMAN CHASING AWAY TWO BOYS ,WHO WERE WATCHING THE GAME THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE BALLPARK FENCE P2- MR. TRUE WAS VERY ANNOYED BY THIS AND SWATTED THE POLICEMAN ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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The Seattle Star
Thursday,December 11,1913
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT THE THEATER AND THERE IS A MAN BEHIND HIM SPOILING THE STORY BY TELLING WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT… MAN BEHIND EVERETT: NO, IT'S NOT IN THIS SCENE THAT HE SHOOTS THE DETECTIVE. HE COMES IN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE, AND JUST AS HE TURN3 AROUND -- P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS… EVERETT: I DO NOT WISH TO APPEAR RUDE, MY DEAR SIR, BUT I FIND IT NECESSARY TO CHOKE YOU INTO INSENSIBILITY !!!! EVERETT HAS HIS HANDS AROUND THE MANS THROAT, EVERYONE AROUND THEM SEEMS TO APPROVE OF MR TRUE’S ACTION, EXCEPT FOR THE MAN OF COURSE…
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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The Muskogee Times Democrat
December 10,1907
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- IT’S AFTER DARK AND WHILE OUT WALKING A MASKED GUN MAN ATTEMPTS TO HOLD UP EVERETT GUN MAN:THROW UP YER HANDS! EVERETT RAISES HIS HANDS AND SAYS… EVERETT: YES, I’LLTHROW THEM UP, BUT - P2- EVERETT KNOCKS THE MAN OFF HIS FEET AND HAS HIM BY ONE LEG AS HE ADMINISTERS SOME HARD KNOCKS ON THE MANS HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: I’LL BRING THEM DOWN AGAIN! AND- I - THINK- THIS - THE- LAST- JOB - YOU’LL - EVER - ATTEMPT!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Grand Rapids Press
Grand Rapids Michigan
Tuesday, December 9,1913
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A.D.CONDO P1-EVERETT TRUE: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT-YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT HAS THROWN SEVERAL MEN INTO A HEAP AND KNOCKING THEIR HEADS WITH HIS BIG UMBRELLA
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM