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Ricardo Autobahn
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From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others.

ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social

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Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.

*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
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Opening of Love Actually:

"When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge – they were all messages from people stopping to think about the font they'd seen used in the airport..."
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
He's also pleaded guilty to being a guitarist in the Fall at some point by the looks of him
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
We've got enough films and dont need any more, so I'd demand the Jeremiah Chechik Director's Cut of The Avengers (1998).
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Happy Ambiguous Poems About Death Day to all who celebrate.

spray.bandcamp.com/album/ambigu...
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Is Badgerline an animal protection phone number or vaseline made with badgers?
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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We were the ones who they voted most likely to fail
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hang on a minute
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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One first class dank please
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Homeless man Flakey Pete who we meet this week is a man of science, deducing interesting facts about Melmac:

ALF's fur indicates it's a cold planet, his big feet suggest a muddy terrain, with a thin atmosphere that doesn't transmit soundwaves very well (big ears) and a scarcity of oxygen (big nose)
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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There, I corrected it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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With some help from @hawaiiworms.bsky.social and hindrance from @benbaker.bsky.social we look back at our tour and review some high-end restaurants in the new edition of our podcast, the Spray Synthpop Masterclass.

We also play a brand new song if you listen in...

open.spotify.com/episode/4zOm...
Episode 6 - How Do We Tell Erasure Fans About Spray?
open.spotify.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fuggeddaboutit!
They Might Be Giants? On Noisebox Radio?! Shocking affair! Best call for "(She Was A) Hotel Detective" and hope she has one of those blue light things for the muck.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Couldn't afford REM so instead here's a Discount. Luckily "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)". Wait, no I don't...
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Ehhh, about fifty, fifty. No refunds.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Today's Peterborough Telegraph guest editor is Pam Ayres
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Listen to this you fuckers, noiseboxradio.com at 8pm and you will be entertained (I haven't checked with Ben to see if you *will* be entertained but he usually pulls it out of the bag (not that))
Starting at 8pm. It will finish at 9pm. It would be great if you listened.

(Dont retweet after 9pm, votes will not count and you will still be charged.)
We're going up the brackets tomorrow at 8pm with music from The Wedding Present, Elliott Smith, The Soft Boys, Mo-Ho-Bish-O-Pi, The Supernaturals, Gorkys, The B-52s, Sponge, MCR and lots more (plus me inbetween.) noiseboxradio.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Spray - live and extremely direct with what can best be described as "a showreel of clips to a) raise awareness of Spray's live experience and b) encourage bookings".

Drop us a line here or visit
linktr.ee/spraypopmusic
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It sounds like those adverts you get around the World Cup, from brands who aren't official partners. "Great discounts on 4k TVs, perfect for watching 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘉𝘐𝘎 𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 😉"
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Berlin, 1997, artist Hans Hemmert held the “Same Height Party,” giving guests blue foam lifts so everyone stood at 2 meters. By equalizing height, the piece dissolved a subtle social barrier and let people meet on truly level ground.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I just went to see ours as I know it has an EastEnder in it and.....same!!! Hashtag conspiracy theory
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The BBC clearly threatened menace if you said EastEnders.
Having literally just seen her as Alan Carr's auntie in that sitcom of his, that was some weird synchronicity to say the least.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
"From Your Favourite TV Soap"? What's all that coyness about?
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM