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Ricardo Autobahn
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From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others.

ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg0GIhxvZitldPsZKvgmbIylxanx9rLP1&si=b7B6AM8jfRI_Xar6
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Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.

*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
www.youtube.com
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It's not just middle-aged showbiz stars of yesteryear we make fun of on PantoSplaining, teen stars of the 90s aren't immune.

Watch episode 5 at Linktr.ee/PantoSplaining
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Popbitch nailing their colours to the TERF mast this week, I see.
This is the popbitch thing shared with me by Themdarncats - who deleted it when I replied and indeed their account seems to have vanished too
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Construction of the statue of Jimmy Hill. Rio de Janeiro 1922-31.
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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This month on PantoSplaining we investigate - Richard Cadell or Billy The Fish from @vizcomic.bsky.social?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ks...
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The definitive version of Computer Games by MI Sex was the lavish opening ceremony for S3 of the Micallef P(r)ogram(me), when it was performed by Julie Anthony as a small dog pulled around a plastic cart with a single orange in it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hcx...
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Willie Thompson knows you need cash and BJs to survive in this industry. While Stan Boardman watches.
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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The Cuban Boys kicking it live again, with Flossie's Alarming Clock and The Vinyl Countdown for those nostalgic for the millennium.

For those with disposable income too, we are available for bookings.

Peel Session vinyl 10" EP available as well! cubanboys.bandcamp.com/album/pre-03...
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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For all those asking in disbelief, Ian Beale *did* indeed direct James Whale's only panto appearance in Halifax in 1995.

Linktr.ee/PantoSplaining
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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I am sorry that my choice of language (calling Jim Ratcliffe a cunt) has offended some people in Monaco (Jim Ratcliffe) but it is important to raise the issue of Jim Ratcliffe being a cunt and maintain an open debate on the challenges of Jim Ratcliffe being a cunt.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
"Call me Lem, Lemuel Nade was my father"
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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I have written to Wes Streeting, following his private admission that Israel has been committing war crimes.

History will shame those who could have spoken out against the genocide in Gaza, but chose to serve in governments that aided and abetted it instead.
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Lovely stuff
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
It's no Towels World in Blackpool
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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The hope in Threads is ‘I hope I die immediately in the nuclear blast rather than be around for the aftermath’
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”

“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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After seeing old videos of James Whale, he looks and sounds like Stuart Ashen from an alternate universe where he used his powers for evil.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I'm contractually obliged to never get wet
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I think she counts as the most famous tbh but I didn't want to tell her until I'd confirmed it
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Hell yeah
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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This is one of the oddest panto posters we've looked at yet but perhaps the most entertaining. Ian Beale's short-lived spiv moustache demands you subscribe!
It's here! Episode 5 of PantoSplaining sees us only a few minutes down the road from Episode 4 but when we saw the stars and director in Halifax in 1995 we couldn't resist.

Watch us investigate James Whale, Donna Air and Sooty at
youtu.be/C4ksnHeGRIQ?...

Or you can visit linktr.ee/PantoSplaining
PantoSplaining: Episode 5 - Halifax 1995
YouTube video by PantoSplaining - the Panto Poster Podcast
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Wow! I remember this
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM