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Ricardo Autobahn
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From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others.

ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · Nov 12
Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.

*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgG...
JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
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James' Two Tribes is monumental, but it's not a patch on

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February 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Opinion Ignore the smears. I was never a close friend of Wes Streeting. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn Teste Swinger I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in our political culture. It was not just failed vetting: there was a failure of moral seriousness
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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All excellent choices, sure, but I think the inclusion of James Last's Two Tribes is what's persuaded me to give this a listen.
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Me, Simon Love *and* the Official Colourbox World Cup Theme? What a show.
benbaker.bsky.social Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 3h
On the last Ben Baker Vs. Monday, I played all this stuff. Sound like your sort of thing? Find it on the Noisebox Mixcloud or my personal Patreon now, along with tons more programming from my mouth and mind. www.patreon.com/BenBaker2000
Ricardo Autobahn – The Golden Age Of Video (Original Mix) goo – FOMO (2026 Version) Colourbox – Official Colourbox World Cup Theme (7" Mix) Simon Love – (Feels Funny) But I’m Getting Used To It Sheila E – The Belle of St. Mark Kevin Kennedy – Bulldog Nation Brian Bennett – Chase Side Shoot Up The Shadows – Shazam Holly Johnson – Heaven’s Here Bratakus – Tonight James Last – Two Tribes Tanya Donelly – The Bright Light The Beatles – I Saw Her Standing There Rampage – The Monkees Suzanne Vega – No Cheap Thrill House of Splain ft. Ricardo Autobahn and The Ben Baker Sound – (Noisebox Is) Good For You The Beautiful South – Song For Whoever (Mark Goodier 10/6/89) The Wannadies – Shorty Count Indigo – My Unknown Love The Twilight Singers – Teenage Wristband The Helmholtz Resonators – Hold My Hand Very Tightly (Very Tightly) Partners In Kryme – Turtle Power
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Tomorrow, on PantoSplaining
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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Has Thomas Frank been sacked? Remains unclear
A photo of a TV showing Sky Sports News, with an aston, a rolling ticker and a graphic letting you know Thomas Frank and his lovely hair have been sacked
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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A man just walked into this coffee shop mid conversation and said to his mate "Someone doesn't know the length of their car" which came across like a perfect punchline or double entendre far more than the parking criticism it no doubt was.
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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This might be the wisest thing I've ever seen on the internet
bmhughes.bsky.social Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · Dec 1
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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"Get Britain Growing Again"
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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iandunt.bsky.social
It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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pantosplaining.bsky.social
PantoSplaining is a year-round thing but did *you* ever see a panto that wasn't at Christmas? Anything from Easter to summer season to the half term holidays. Let us know for future episodes!
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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If you've seen What About Bob? then this excellent mini documentary (which is full of spoilers of course) about just how much Murray and Dreyfuss loathed each other is fascinating.

youtu.be/hqvQwgGf0Gs?...
What About Bob? — The Most Tense Film Production of the '90s
YouTube video by Hats Off Entertainment
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February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Hang on a minute
A character with a big triangular nose who is so cold that the ground beneath them freezes The Groke
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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I want to see an Ian Beale directed pantomime ngl
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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dougsloane.bsky.social
I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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pantosplaining.bsky.social
Coming up this Thursday... episode 5
Poster for ALADDIN at the Victoria Theatre Halifax in 1995
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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transsexual.bsky.social
the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Saturday gig in Leeds. @alfsplaining.bsky.social and @thecubanboys.bsky.social
The space alien ALF sits on stage ready for a gig. Moody lighting and smoke machine add to the atmosphere.
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
Remarkably easy to trick the elderly
melstefaniuk.bsky.social Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 23h
Found a whole subgenre
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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A fake Guardian opinion page from Yogi Bear. The headline is "Ignore the smears: I was never going to steal that pic-a-nic basket and eat the delicious food Ranger Smith had made for lunch." the subheading is "Quite frankly it is insulting to suggest that Boo-Boo and I would do such a thing." A follow-on link goes to news stating "WhatsApp messages reveal that Yogi Bear messaged Boo-Boo to say "are you ready to steal the absolute fuck out of that pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo?"
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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jimmeruk.bsky.social
A parody of Wes Streeting's Guardian article with the headline changed to "Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Dick Dastardly. And I never wanted to stop the pigeon - Wes Muttley" "I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in the Vulture Squadron. It was not just failed vetting: there was a failure of moral seriousness." Streeting has been photoshopped with an aviator cap and goggles, along with a red aviator scarf.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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sundersays.bsky.social
Leo Kearse of GB News believe a Bangor politics society putting out a statement about why they weren't interested in Sarah Pochin MP's request to be invited to a student Q & A could well now (& in his view, infers it shoould?) lead to Troubles-style firebombing campaigns in Wales & beyond
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Ignore the smears, I was never a close friend of Mr Blobby.
Me and Mr Bobby. Which taken out of context could make it look like we're friends. Which we're not.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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benbaker.bsky.social
Myself and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk have made a novelty pop song covering a TV favourite to try raise a few quid for the running costs of community station @noiseboxradio.com which have doubled recently. Just dont tell Chisholm!

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Noisebox is Good For You front cover featuring Arthur Daley's real hat.
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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goingmedieval.bsky.social
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM