John Ix
frogalapeche.bsky.social
John Ix
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
Even he. ❤s Dr Who, Lit, darkness, 007, Gothic Horror. I teach English. Socialist. Conan-Doyler.
Nibbled to death by an Okapi.
Attempting re-entry.
I invented the term 'Tillblerone'.
Release the Virtual Murder dvd!
"World's most correct man" 2024
Pinned
Escargone.
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I propose making the country-survival monoculture "guillotine all billionaires", now there's something worth fighting for.
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is such a superior version...of a book which I consider irredeemable shit.

#WutheringHeights
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me, whenever any character says 'homunculus'.

#SmallProphets
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
'Heated curlers' was right there!
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Why is she dressed like an Austrian tavern wench?
Why Wuthering Heights ending is different from the book bit.ly/3MItaVO
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Also Anthropic's chief:...
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Well, I stayed silent during #WutheringHeights (that I just saw) so as not to annoy Mrs FrogAlaPeche.

Clunes =👍
Adolescence lad =👍

The script was a piece of art-free, edgelord-for-edgelord's sake shit.

An egg could have directed better

Joint worst film I've ever seen since Suspiria (2018).
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
RC
"The officer in charge of renovation, a Mr Hai Ball, said he would be transparent with the public, but the centre was at breaking point, and all sides may come to blows."

RB
"He added that he was no mug...and it gave him great pane to see the place half empty."
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
You're welcome.
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Scratches on older films are beautiful.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day! What’s your favorite sitcom romance?
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
For #ValentinesDay, post something red from your gallery
February 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Incidentally, a Valentine's Day to all of you at home!
February 14, 2024 at 9:04 AM
*Exhales*
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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The signature of Guy Fawkes before and after the BBC finally get around to releasing the full series of #VirtualMurder on dvd.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Did someone say beveragino?

#VirtualMurder
#CollegeDisinfectant
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Merry Christmas from The Virtual Murder Book! Looks like 2026 is shaping up to be a good year to be a fan!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The only Valentine you should care about.

#VirtualMurder
#ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Me:...
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
UK tomorrow.
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
No, wages are too low.
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM