John Ix
frogalapeche.bsky.social
John Ix
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
Even he. ❤s Dr Who, Lit, darkness, 007, Gothic Horror. I teach English. Socialist. Conan-Doyler.
Nibbled to death by an Okapi.
Attempting re-entry.
I invented the term 'Tillblerone'.
Release the Virtual Murder dvd!
"World's most correct man" 2024
Pinned
Escargone.
Strong 'Around about this time of night I like to slip a plum under a viper' energy.
February 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
And her wheelie bins are full of ashes.
i bet she tells people she doesn’t ski
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
1979
Dir: Ernie Wise
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I'll still never get used to the way most (West Riding) Yorkshire people pronounce thirty and forty as THERT-TIH and FORT-TIH with the 'ty' phrased as a separate word.
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Me: Yes, oh my wife, I should definitely adore one of your panned cakes as the sweeter 'afters' section of this coming evening's repast.
February 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I have to wait until everyone in my house is up before I can unwrap my pancakes.

#PancakeDay
February 17, 2026 at 7:51 AM
February 17, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you tears ’em up."
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
She lays a wreath of lilies on his grave
His flame gone, along with the love he never gave
Not to be seduced by those red lips
Two dimensional comic clips
Hollywood babbles on
On and on and on and on and...
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm at a loss for things to watch.

OK, Star Trek V is going on.
two men standing next to each other with the words " please captain not in front of the klingons "
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " please captain not in front of the klingons "
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by John Ix
Rewind TV has started showing 90s sitcom Haggard today, so on Wednesday 9th July you can see Paul Darrow as Mad Jack, in full Darrowing glory.
June 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I watched the first half of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood last night.

1. The editing is rambling, the film is overlong, and self-indulgently directed.

2 Dicaprio + Pitt are 👍. More of that pairing please.

3 The hippy compound sequence is Lynch-level tense.

I'll finish the review tomorrow.
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What do you mean you've never watched the Octopussy jet sequence with the Empire Strikes Back asteroid field music?

Let's fix that oversight.
#JamesBond
#StarWars
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
0/10
HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…

1/46
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
10/10
GROUNDHOG DAY was released 33 years ago today. One of the great fantasy rom-coms, and among the most beloved of Bill Murray’s movies, the story behind the scenes is as magical as the film…

1/43
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Advertise your account with a gif...
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Clearly, this is the work of 'The Stomper'!

#VicAndBob
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by John Ix
I propose making the country-survival monoculture "guillotine all billionaires", now there's something worth fighting for.
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is such a superior version...of a book which I consider irredeemable shit.

#WutheringHeights
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me, whenever any character says 'homunculus'.

#SmallProphets
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM