John Ix
frogalapeche.bsky.social
John Ix
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
Even he. ❤s Dr Who, Lit, darkness, 007, Gothic Horror. I teach English. Socialist. Conan-Doyler.
Nibbled to death by an Okapi.
Attempting re-entry.
I invented the term 'Tillblerone'.
Release the Virtual Murder dvd!
"World's most correct man" 2024
Pinned
Escargone.
She lays a wreath of lilies on his grave
His flame gone, along with the love he never gave
Not to be seduced by those red lips
Two dimensional comic clips
Hollywood babbles on
On and on and on and on and...
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm at a loss for things to watch.

OK, Star Trek V is going on.
two men standing next to each other with the words " please captain not in front of the klingons "
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " please captain not in front of the klingons "
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by John Ix
Rewind TV has started showing 90s sitcom Haggard today, so on Wednesday 9th July you can see Paul Darrow as Mad Jack, in full Darrowing glory.
June 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I watched the first half of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood last night.

1. The editing is rambling, the film is overlong, and self-indulgently directed.

2 Dicaprio + Pitt are 👍. More of that pairing please.

3 The hippy compound sequence is Lynch-level tense.

I'll finish the review tomorrow.
February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
What do you mean you've never watched the Octopussy jet sequence with the Empire Strikes Back asteroid field music?

Let's fix that oversight.
#JamesBond
#StarWars
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
0/10
HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…

1/46
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
10/10
GROUNDHOG DAY was released 33 years ago today. One of the great fantasy rom-coms, and among the most beloved of Bill Murray’s movies, the story behind the scenes is as magical as the film…

1/43
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Advertise your account with a gif...
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Clearly, this is the work of 'The Stomper'!

#VicAndBob
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by John Ix
I propose making the country-survival monoculture "guillotine all billionaires", now there's something worth fighting for.
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 AM
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is such a superior version...of a book which I consider irredeemable shit.

#WutheringHeights
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me, whenever any character says 'homunculus'.

#SmallProphets
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
'Heated curlers' was right there!
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Why is she dressed like an Austrian tavern wench?
Why Wuthering Heights ending is different from the book bit.ly/3MItaVO
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Also Anthropic's chief:...
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Well, I stayed silent during #WutheringHeights (that I just saw) so as not to annoy Mrs FrogAlaPeche.

Clunes =👍
Adolescence lad =👍

The script was a piece of art-free, edgelord-for-edgelord's sake shit.

An egg could have directed better

Joint worst film I've ever seen since Suspiria (2018).
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
RC
"The officer in charge of renovation, a Mr Hai Ball, said he would be transparent with the public, but the centre was at breaking point, and all sides may come to blows."

RB
"He added that he was no mug...and it gave him great pane to see the place half empty."
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
You're welcome.
February 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Scratches on older films are beautiful.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day! What’s your favorite sitcom romance?
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM