Father Grumpmas
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Harassment, 'untruthful' evidence, and 'unusual' legal questions. Our reporter Xander Elliards looks at nine points from the Sandie Peggie ruling that the rest of the media has left out
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Harassment, 'untruthful' evidence, and 'unusual' legal questions. Our reporter Xander Elliards looks at nine points from the Sandie Peggie ruling that the rest of the media has left out
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Well fuck this, obviously!
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well fuck this, obviously!
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
Written by Guy Fawkes??
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Written by Guy Fawkes??
Is an amazing (compliment) song by an amazing (insult) chap!
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is an amazing (compliment) song by an amazing (insult) chap!
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Proper journalists would ask these guys:
Can you go pee pee and wipe bum bum on own?
Can you go pee pee and wipe bum bum on own?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Proper journalists would ask these guys:
Can you go pee pee and wipe bum bum on own?
Can you go pee pee and wipe bum bum on own?
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Well fuck this, obviously!
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well fuck this, obviously!
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
Fuck Slavia Prague for the request. Fuck Spurs (not the fans) for agreeing. Fuck UEFA for allowing this kind of bullshit.
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Mmmmm. Delicious Santa juice!
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Mmmmm. Delicious Santa juice!
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Ignore the media framing, I think this is a glimmer of good news.
“The tribunal was clear that the law does not now require banning trans people from single-sex spaces” - @goodlawproject.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
“The tribunal was clear that the law does not now require banning trans people from single-sex spaces” - @goodlawproject.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scottish nurse wins part of her tribunal in trans doctor changing room case
Sandie Peggie wins harassment claim but tribunal dismisses allegations of discrimination and victimisation
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ignore the media framing, I think this is a glimmer of good news.
“The tribunal was clear that the law does not now require banning trans people from single-sex spaces” - @goodlawproject.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
“The tribunal was clear that the law does not now require banning trans people from single-sex spaces” - @goodlawproject.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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Mrs Brown’s Boys
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Mrs Brown’s Boys
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Glinner's blind date
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Glinner's blind date
Mrs Brown’s Boys
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Mrs Brown’s Boys
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Why were they serving a dead dude drinks?
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims.
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims
Royal Caribbean crew members "negligently" over-served 35-year-old Michael Virgil "in a matter of hours" while he exhibited obvious signs of intoxication, the lawsuit alleges.
cbsn.ws
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why were they serving a dead dude drinks?
Mmmmm. Delicious Santa juice!
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Mmmmm. Delicious Santa juice!
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Something, something, knob of butter.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Something, something, knob of butter.
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Why were they serving a dead dude drinks?
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims.
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims
Royal Caribbean crew members "negligently" over-served 35-year-old Michael Virgil "in a matter of hours" while he exhibited obvious signs of intoxication, the lawsuit alleges.
cbsn.ws
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why were they serving a dead dude drinks?
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New euphemism has landed
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New euphemism has landed