David • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@discokidnap.bsky.social
90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
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One thing i appreciate as a glasses wearer is you can go in to most opticians and say "i lost a bridge pad"
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One thing i appreciate as a glasses wearer is you can go in to most opticians and say "i lost a bridge pad"
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
Proper supply teacher vibes from the deputy speaker. She'll be bartering with the Tories in a bit. Get your heads down and work for the next 15 minutes and you can chat for 5 minutes. OK 10 minutes work and 10 minutes chat. OK 5 minutes work and 15 minutes chat. 6-7? What's that?
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Proper supply teacher vibes from the deputy speaker. She'll be bartering with the Tories in a bit. Get your heads down and work for the next 15 minutes and you can chat for 5 minutes. OK 10 minutes work and 10 minutes chat. OK 5 minutes work and 15 minutes chat. 6-7? What's that?
Time to enjoy my afternoon by not watching the Budget.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Time to enjoy my afternoon by not watching the Budget.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
Just did a DBS application and had to call myself a male.
a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
Alt: Someone gagging.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Just did a DBS application and had to call myself a male.
I need to go to a garden centre so I can take a Christmas pfp.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I need to go to a garden centre so I can take a Christmas pfp.
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Anyway good morning.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Anyway good morning.
Post your warning label.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Post your warning label.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Hedonism is Wikipedia’s featured article of the day.
a cartoon character says i apologize for nothing while eating grapes
Alt: Hedonismbot off of Futurama.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hedonism is Wikipedia’s featured article of the day.
This is like that time Theresa May wore a coat more than once.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is like that time Theresa May wore a coat more than once.
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Pam B in a last ditch attempt to help her boss
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pam B in a last ditch attempt to help her boss
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Fucking Windows. Constantly demanding I "create storage space" to the point where I delete everything and have absolutely no programs or documents saved on the laptop... and then the next Windows update fills up all the new space with shite.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fucking Windows. Constantly demanding I "create storage space" to the point where I delete everything and have absolutely no programs or documents saved on the laptop... and then the next Windows update fills up all the new space with shite.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
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How the mighty have fallen
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
How the mighty have fallen
I don't shave my head post-November but also I just shaved my head. Further updates as and when.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't shave my head post-November but also I just shaved my head. Further updates as and when.
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social Happy birthday!!! ❤️
a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
Alt: a goat with balloons and streamers in its mouth says happy birthday
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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social Happy birthday!!! ❤️
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
Boyfriend
Job
Moneyass
