David • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@discokidnap.bsky.social
90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
That was batshit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That was batshit.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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What exactly did Frank say to them at half time? “I’ve looked on the socials and they’re all saying you played well in that half. So if you could shit the bed and collapse as soon as you go back out, that would be great.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What exactly did Frank say to them at half time? “I’ve looked on the socials and they’re all saying you played well in that half. So if you could shit the bed and collapse as soon as you go back out, that would be great.”
I think if we could just stop these immediate equalisers, we’d get a win with this.
a person is playing with toy tanks and trucks on a table
Alt: a person is playing with toy tanks and trucks on a table
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think if we could just stop these immediate equalisers, we’d get a win with this.
5Live Extra coming back too late and a bit of coverage of that other match leaking into my ears.
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
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November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
5Live Extra coming back too late and a bit of coverage of that other match leaking into my ears.
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New JKR character just dropped. This is presumably a trans woman footballer
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
New JKR character just dropped. This is presumably a trans woman footballer
The Arse lose We lose our
their lead lead too
their lead lead too
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Arse lose We lose our
their lead lead too
their lead lead too
It tastes like the pink mouthwash at the dentist.
I’ll be trying this at half time. Could be the biggest error of the match.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It tastes like the pink mouthwash at the dentist.
Oh well at least we got a ten-minute break from Fran Kout posts.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh well at least we got a ten-minute break from Fran Kout posts.
Urgh fuck off, you baguette shaggers.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Urgh fuck off, you baguette shaggers.
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I’ll be trying this at half time. Could be the biggest error of the match.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’ll be trying this at half time. Could be the biggest error of the match.
A tax on replying directly to people’s posts in quote games.
Definitely a tax on wading in to someone's comments after seeing their post on Discover and not knowing or bothering to look into any of the context.
Double tariff for doing it from That Country - You Know The One.
Double tariff for doing it from That Country - You Know The One.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A tax on replying directly to people’s posts in quote games.
"Shut that door!"
NINE STRAIGHT WINS.
The New England Patriots have their longest win-streak since 2015.
The New England Patriots have their longest win-streak since 2015.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Shut that door!"
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One thing i appreciate as a glasses wearer is you can go in to most opticians and say "i lost a bridge pad"
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One thing i appreciate as a glasses wearer is you can go in to most opticians and say "i lost a bridge pad"
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
INSTANTLY a tiny old guy will Tom Bombadil himself out of a door you didn't even know was there.
He will have a box. And a tiny screwdriver.
And ten minutes later your glasses are fixed.
Proper supply teacher vibes from the deputy speaker. She'll be bartering with the Tories in a bit. Get your heads down and work for the next 15 minutes and you can chat for 5 minutes. OK 10 minutes work and 10 minutes chat. OK 5 minutes work and 15 minutes chat. 6-7? What's that?
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Proper supply teacher vibes from the deputy speaker. She'll be bartering with the Tories in a bit. Get your heads down and work for the next 15 minutes and you can chat for 5 minutes. OK 10 minutes work and 10 minutes chat. OK 5 minutes work and 15 minutes chat. 6-7? What's that?
Time to enjoy my afternoon by not watching the Budget.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Time to enjoy my afternoon by not watching the Budget.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
No point anyway, all the spoilers have been leaked on Reddit. Robert Downey Jr coming in as the new chair of the OBR was a surprise.
Just did a DBS application and had to call myself a male.
a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
Alt: Someone gagging.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Just did a DBS application and had to call myself a male.
I need to go to a garden centre so I can take a Christmas pfp.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I need to go to a garden centre so I can take a Christmas pfp.
