Halo
@eatmyhalo.bsky.social
This is the last rad lude I’m ever going to pop, I mean it. 🌱#veganfortheanimals
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Madonna
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block
A-ha
Ramones
Madonna
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block
A-ha
Ramones
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Ray Charles
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Beastie Boys
Massive Attack
Faith No Nore
Ray Charles
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Beastie Boys
Massive Attack
Faith No Nore
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Supernaturals
Ether
Super Furry Animals
Grandaddy
Atomic Kitten
Supernaturals
Ether
Super Furry Animals
Grandaddy
Atomic Kitten
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Madonna
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block
A-ha
Ramones
Madonna
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block
A-ha
Ramones
“Hi there, I’m Dil. Dil Dandin.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Hi there, I’m Dil. Dil Dandin.”
First mince pie of the season ✔️
I am feeling alarmingly festive today
I am feeling alarmingly festive today
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
First mince pie of the season ✔️
I am feeling alarmingly festive today
I am feeling alarmingly festive today
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the idea of anyone, let alone Trump, scoring a perfect physical exam is so funny, as if there's a Craig Revel Horwood-esque doctor agonising over the results, "if I could take points off for his little finger, his kidneys or his appendix, I would...but no, Donald Trump has an entirely flawless body"
Trump rages about New York Times story on age: ‘PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST’
Trump rages about New York Times story on age: ‘PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST’
The president, now 79, is the oldest person ever elected to the Oval Office.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the idea of anyone, let alone Trump, scoring a perfect physical exam is so funny, as if there's a Craig Revel Horwood-esque doctor agonising over the results, "if I could take points off for his little finger, his kidneys or his appendix, I would...but no, Donald Trump has an entirely flawless body"
Remember how he got upset when we all shared “banter” about his plane crash?
Three more school contemporaries who claim to have witnessed Nigel Farage’s alleged teenage racism have rejected the Reform UK leader’s suggestion that it was “banter”, describing it as targeted, persistent and nasty.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Remember how he got upset when we all shared “banter” about his plane crash?
Pam B in a last ditch attempt to help her boss
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Pam B in a last ditch attempt to help her boss
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
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Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
When you see Farage being mentioned a lot and you close your eyes and cross your fingers tight…alas though. It’s just about his alleged racism as a schoolboy.
One day though friends, one day. Let’s just keep wishing, we may manifest it yet.
🤞🤞
One day though friends, one day. Let’s just keep wishing, we may manifest it yet.
🤞🤞
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When you see Farage being mentioned a lot and you close your eyes and cross your fingers tight…alas though. It’s just about his alleged racism as a schoolboy.
One day though friends, one day. Let’s just keep wishing, we may manifest it yet.
🤞🤞
One day though friends, one day. Let’s just keep wishing, we may manifest it yet.
🤞🤞
What a week.
Me, as soon as I hit the sofa:
Me, as soon as I hit the sofa:
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What a week.
Me, as soon as I hit the sofa:
Me, as soon as I hit the sofa:
Well, it’s freezing. My two coats aren’t helping today, I obviously need to wear three. Eventually I’ll look like the stay puft marshmallow man.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Well, it’s freezing. My two coats aren’t helping today, I obviously need to wear three. Eventually I’ll look like the stay puft marshmallow man.
I said I couldn’t wait for the Epstein files to be released, colleague, half listening, says ‘oh yeah I saw David Duchovny on a poster at a bus stop and wondered why he was back’
a man in a suit and tie is looking down
Alt: David Duchovny winking
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I said I couldn’t wait for the Epstein files to be released, colleague, half listening, says ‘oh yeah I saw David Duchovny on a poster at a bus stop and wondered why he was back’
Does your cat sit on the bathroom counter and watch you shower too? Like, really intently?
It’s not my favourite thing.
It’s not my favourite thing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Does your cat sit on the bathroom counter and watch you shower too? Like, really intently?
It’s not my favourite thing.
It’s not my favourite thing.
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
Irony of Trump calling anyone piggy, he’s the most porcine bastard alive.
Really lovely watching him unravel though.
Really lovely watching him unravel though.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Irony of Trump calling anyone piggy, he’s the most porcine bastard alive.
Really lovely watching him unravel though.
Really lovely watching him unravel though.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
When you discover another vegan working at your place
a woman is laughing in front of a mirror while looking at herself .
Alt: two ladies smiling and dancing excitedly
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
When you discover another vegan working at your place
If Bubba is Clinton, I find it quite hard to believe. That’s got to be bullshit.
Though what a gift for Christmas if it wasn’t 😳
Though what a gift for Christmas if it wasn’t 😳
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If Bubba is Clinton, I find it quite hard to believe. That’s got to be bullshit.
Though what a gift for Christmas if it wasn’t 😳
Though what a gift for Christmas if it wasn’t 😳
@snoozeactive.bsky.social @hoskas.bsky.social It’s everywhere now lads, just search ‘bubba’ on here
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
@snoozeactive.bsky.social @hoskas.bsky.social It’s everywhere now lads, just search ‘bubba’ on here
Oh my word the intrigue is building by the hour. I know we always say ‘nothing will happen’ but at this point it has to, surely?
a man in a suit says " don 't call me shirley "
Alt: Leslie Nielsen in Airplane saying “don’t call me Shirley"
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Oh my word the intrigue is building by the hour. I know we always say ‘nothing will happen’ but at this point it has to, surely?
Colleagues laughing loudly in the echoey corridor before I’ve had my coffee
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Colleagues laughing loudly in the echoey corridor before I’ve had my coffee
This MUST be put in print. I want them all in frames going up my stairs.
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This MUST be put in print. I want them all in frames going up my stairs.
Another image that always makes me laugh, one for the Twitter First Dates crowd from about 8 years ago ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Another image that always makes me laugh, one for the Twitter First Dates crowd from about 8 years ago ❤️
I’ve now listened to Wedding Photo Stranger by Matt Berry 8,457 times. Or thereabouts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve now listened to Wedding Photo Stranger by Matt Berry 8,457 times. Or thereabouts.
My patient told me today that I’m their fave. After they left the room, I waited a sec for them to leave the surgery before I went the loo, and heard them at the desk saying the exact same thing to the receptionist.
a person standing on a beach at night
Alt: Lonely person on a beach staring out to sea
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My patient told me today that I’m their fave. After they left the room, I waited a sec for them to leave the surgery before I went the loo, and heard them at the desk saying the exact same thing to the receptionist.