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Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social
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How do. I'm Dan and in my spare time I draw stuff. I've got a shop on Redbubble and I take commissions too. I'd be very grateful if you gave my art account a follow at
@dpadesign2020.bsky.social and had a look at my stuff. Cheers shaggers
@dpadesign2020.bsky.social and had a look at my stuff. Cheers shaggers
8/10 and 9/10 on Ten to the Top today. Diabolical
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
8/10 and 9/10 on Ten to the Top today. Diabolical
Come to work in shorts today #notapaedophile
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Come to work in shorts today #notapaedophile
Holy shit, I had COMPLETELY forgotten about this
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Holy shit, I had COMPLETELY forgotten about this
A beautiful sunrise in Worksop this morning. I really am extraordinarily lucky to live here
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A beautiful sunrise in Worksop this morning. I really am extraordinarily lucky to live here
Woke up to three new followers this morning. Two of them have posted one thing each in all the time they've been on: the other's header picture is of a scrotum
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Woke up to three new followers this morning. Two of them have posted one thing each in all the time they've been on: the other's header picture is of a scrotum
Oh well, I really must get some sleep as I've got Bluesky in the morning
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh well, I really must get some sleep as I've got Bluesky in the morning
In bed before 10pm. Poor performance from the big man
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In bed before 10pm. Poor performance from the big man
What the fuck is Neuer doing there
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What the fuck is Neuer doing there
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Tax on people that say Madri is "just Carling" or that feel they have to point out where it's REALLY brewed at every single fucking opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tax on people that say Madri is "just Carling" or that feel they have to point out where it's REALLY brewed at every single fucking opportunity
Tax on people who nearly walk into you because they're too fucking busy looking at their bastard phone
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Tax on people who nearly walk into you because they're too fucking busy looking at their bastard phone
Forecast to be 14°C here tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Forecast to be 14°C here tomorrow
Fuck you, you pass-agg little cunt
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fuck you, you pass-agg little cunt
Tax on every single person involved with that Asda Christmas advert
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tax on every single person involved with that Asda Christmas advert
Suddenly come over really tired, like needing-to-go-to-bed tired, which would be fine if I'd not just stuck me tea in the oven
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Suddenly come over really tired, like needing-to-go-to-bed tired, which would be fine if I'd not just stuck me tea in the oven
Tax people who text in to radio stations "keep the tunes coming"
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tax people who text in to radio stations "keep the tunes coming"
Tax radio DJs who assert that the cash prizes they're giving away are "life-changing amounts"
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tax radio DJs who assert that the cash prizes they're giving away are "life-changing amounts"
This was on the radio at work this morning and it was JOYOUS
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This was on the radio at work this morning and it was JOYOUS
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Lots of Black Friday deals in the DPA Design shop, including 25% off mugs, 30% off prints, 35% off classic-style T-shirts, and a whopping 40% off iPhone cases!
tinyurl.com/DPADShop
tinyurl.com/DPADShop
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Lots of Black Friday deals in the DPA Design shop, including 25% off mugs, 30% off prints, 35% off classic-style T-shirts, and a whopping 40% off iPhone cases!
tinyurl.com/DPADShop
tinyurl.com/DPADShop
Home
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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If winter were a person it'd be Maxine Carr
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If winter were a person it'd be Maxine Carr
10/10 and 9/10 in today's Ten to the Top. Shite
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
10/10 and 9/10 in today's Ten to the Top. Shite
Just cycled to work and I'm pretty sure I'm now the coldest person on Earth
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Just cycled to work and I'm pretty sure I'm now the coldest person on Earth
It's too fucking cold, lads
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It's too fucking cold, lads