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Count Grumpula
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · May 2
Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:

1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election

2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 17h
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
The late Michael Ball
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 14h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90 (original pick hey!)
2. Scott and Charlene’s wedding
3. 90s UK recession / Black Wednesday impact
4. Arsenal winning league at Anfield in 1989 (“It’s up for grabs now!”)
5. Meeting my wife when both 11 years old
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 15h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90
2. Live Aid
3. Charlie Haughey telling us all to tighten our belts while buying his mistress couture in Paris
4. The Troubles
5. 35-40 classrooms in school & teacher strikes
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Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 16h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 11h
Possibly one other difference!!

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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · Aug 19
For the second time in a week I’ve been given an excuse to share the fact that Waluigi has been confirmed (no idea why) to not be circumcised!
Nintendo Confirms Waluigi is Uncircumcised for Some Reason Waluigi saying “I’ve-a got foreskin!”
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 14h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90 (original pick hey!)
2. Scott and Charlene’s wedding
3. 90s UK recession / Black Wednesday impact
4. Arsenal winning league at Anfield in 1989 (“It’s up for grabs now!”)
5. Meeting my wife when both 11 years old
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 15h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Italia 90
2. Live Aid
3. Charlie Haughey telling us all to tighten our belts while buying his mistress couture in Paris
4. The Troubles
5. 35-40 classrooms in school & teacher strikes
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Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 16h
What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 17h
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
The late Michael Ball
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Today’s kids TV theme tune going round in my head is:

🎶 Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist? 🎶
Round the Twist
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 22h
PASSION II: WEEKEND AT GOLGOTHA
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 22h
PASSION II: WEEKEND AT GOLGOTHA
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 22h
Makes sense when you see the direction the franchise is going in!
PASSION II: WEEKEND AT GOLGOTHA
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Today’s kids TV theme tune going round in my head is:

🎶 Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist? 🎶
Round the Twist
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
First cut of lyrics by Daft Punk
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d
harder and harder, and deeper and deeper
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
He looks like someone’s doing a Weekend at Bernie’s with him
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
They Weekend at Bernie’s-ing Kid Rock??
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
First cut of lyrics by Daft Punk
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 3d
New Gary Barlow’s son has dropped!
Front of Daily Star showing Kemi Badenoch with a 7 ft 2 inch lad called James
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
ME FAIL MATHS? THAT'S "UNPOSSIBLE"
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Now I want some cake!
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Just making stuff up now!
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Never heard of it
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
Nope. Doesn’t exist
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Count Grumpula @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 1d
True Blue is a great song!

Also the only song ever to have Blue in the title! Try to think of another - you can’t!!

#totp
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