trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Mild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Pleasant
Mild thing
I think I'm fond of you
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Pleasant
Mild thing
I think I'm fond of you
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Mild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Pleasant
Mild thing
I think I'm fond of you
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Pleasant
Mild thing
I think I'm fond of you
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Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my drea
BRING ME A HIYA LOVE
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BRING ME A HIYA LOVE
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
Gandalf Sandy? Are you sure?
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Gandalf Sandy? Are you sure?
CHUTNEY BUSINESS CONTROLS THE INTERNET
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
CHUTNEY BUSINESS CONTROLS THE INTERNET
Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.
YOU HAD ME AT GNAT CONTROL ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
YOU HAD ME AT GNAT CONTROL ❤️
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.
Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
RT If a naughty elephant's ever sucked your wig off.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
RT If a naughty elephant's ever sucked your wig off.
Spinning Wheels. What a world we live in!
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spinning Wheels. What a world we live in!
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Are you kidding? I would LOVE to see the Strava data from your latest run!!!
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Are you kidding? I would LOVE to see the Strava data from your latest run!!!
I'm thinking about my JPEG
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm thinking about my JPEG
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
Fake news, Fake news goin' messin' up my mind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fake news, Fake news goin' messin' up my mind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!