trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
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And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
FLOWERS ARE MY FRIENDS
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FLOWERS ARE MY FRIENDS
Someone's singing, Lord
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Someone's singing, Lord
Hello Sir, could you tell me the way to St Austell?
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Hello Sir, could you tell me the way to St Austell?
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
Honk music all night long.
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Honk music all night long.
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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BEESWAX!!!
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BEESWAX!!!
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
PRETEND to be a spirit level by trapping a fart bubble under your legs while you are in the bath.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
PRETEND to be a spirit level by trapping a fart bubble under your legs while you are in the bath.
Borken keybeard. Wheatever!
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Borken keybeard. Wheatever!
Donkey Butter or margarine – which is better for you?
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Donkey Butter or margarine – which is better for you?
Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
sorry wrnog nubmner
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
sorry wrnog nubmner
Goodbye to Retiring at 66 – UK Govt Announces plans to keep your corpse working.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Goodbye to Retiring at 66 – UK Govt Announces plans to keep your corpse working.
People try to put him down
Talking bout my naughty Fenton
Just because he runs around
Talking bout my naughty Fenton
Just because he runs around
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
People try to put him down
Talking bout my naughty Fenton
Just because he runs around
Talking bout my naughty Fenton
Just because he runs around