trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
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My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 AM
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
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And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
FLOWERS ARE MY FRIENDS
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FLOWERS ARE MY FRIENDS
Someone's singing, Lord
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Someone's singing, Lord
Hello Sir, could you tell me the way to St Austell?
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Hello Sir, could you tell me the way to St Austell?
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
F*** off you ***&!!! ***** F**** **** hole
Oh dear Kenny, I think he must be from Falmouth!!! 🤪❌⭐✅
Honk music all night long.
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Honk music all night long.
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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BEESWAX!!!
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BEESWAX!!!
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
Mmm, careful Kenny. That guy really means business.
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
PRETEND to be a spirit level by trapping a fart bubble under your legs while you are in the bath.
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
PRETEND to be a spirit level by trapping a fart bubble under your legs while you are in the bath.
Borken keybeard. Wheatever!
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Borken keybeard. Wheatever!
Donkey Butter or margarine – which is better for you?
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Donkey Butter or margarine – which is better for you?
Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
sorry wrnog nubmner
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
sorry wrnog nubmner
Goodbye to Retiring at 66 – UK Govt Announces plans to keep your corpse working.
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Goodbye to Retiring at 66 – UK Govt Announces plans to keep your corpse working.