trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Male dancers at the Royal Ballet have been informed they must wear jockstraps during performances. This includes everybody, even those who only have small parts.
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure?
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.
3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
3 minutes 44 seconds is great Tick Tock, a new personal best, but we think you can go even faster.
Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dr Dre made more money selling headphones than he ever did practicing medicine.
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
I'm sorry I put your best poncho through on a hot wash.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm sorry I put your best poncho through on a hot wash.
Bruce Lee remembering the time Kenny swapped the blue and red plastic bits in Chuck Norris's bath taps, and Chuck Norris was so confused, he called out a plumber.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bruce Lee remembering the time Kenny swapped the blue and red plastic bits in Chuck Norris's bath taps, and Chuck Norris was so confused, he called out a plumber.
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Someone's singing, Lord
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Someone's singing, Lord
Aye Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise that little fella anywhere.
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Aye Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise that little fella anywhere.
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
R2D2 Sandy? Are you sure?
Halifax man accused of stealing 40 duvets from TK Maxx has been found not quilty.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Halifax man accused of stealing 40 duvets from TK Maxx has been found not quilty.
Sigourney Weaver? Are you sure Sandy?
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sigourney Weaver? Are you sure Sandy?