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@minkitypinkity.bsky.social

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sentient blob. skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 1d

if there was a way for y’all to slosh around in my brain for a bit all would be forgiven and ppl would be saying things like it’s a wonder she manages as well as she does

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 10d

I’d be an unhappy if it was a pro trump one! I have one magnet on my car—a Canadian flag

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 11d

How do you feel about magnets on your car

minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 11d

It would never work—I’d move in, fill up your fridge with magnets and then when I ran out of room I’d go looking for a man with a bigger fridge

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24d

Hello, you have reached the Centre for Disease Control and Total World Domination, how may we help you?

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 29

I read horror for fun, but nothing chills me like knowing so many of you are responsible for raising children.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 29

When I was younger I wanted to change the world. Now I just want everyone to leave me alone.

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 28

a timeshare for normal serotonin levels

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 28

😂

minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 28

high above us the stars are like go back to bed

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 28

I got them long tall neuroses/legs

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 27

they probably had it coming

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Aug 27

What if the reason you’ve never met your soulmate is because they were slowly trampled to death by a Galapagos tortoise?

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 24

I didn’t know that. Sounds like it! You’d think they would be trying to get more users not less 😂

minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 24

😂

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 24

😂

minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 24

Eat a dick

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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · Aug 24

@bsky.app I got blocked from the app and I’m not in Mississippi—I’m in Memphis Tennessee. Currently using Graysky to access my account. Can you stop kicking off Tennessee ppl please and thank you

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · Aug 24

my family has an annual christmas tradition where we all gather around a burning volkswagen van in the street & my uncle tells the story of the time a dragster tire fell through the roof of my grandma’s house & killed a cat burglar who was about to steal her turquoise nose ring.