Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
@theangrynoodle.com
Afro Boricua. NYU Gallatin. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Crocheting silly little guys. 🧶She/her.
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https://theangrynoodle.com/
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https://theangrynoodle.com/
https://linktr.ee/brya23456
Business email: [email protected]
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I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
I\'m crocheting silly little guys because that\'s all I do with my life. Seriously. All I do. All day, every day. Which silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
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1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I\'m crocheting silly little guys because that\'s all I do with my life. Seriously. All I do. All day, every day. Which silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
I\'m crocheting silly little guys because that\'s all I do with my life. Seriously. All I do. All day, every day. Which silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I\'m crocheting silly little guys because that\'s all I do with my life. Seriously. All I do. All day, every day. Which silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Crescent Moon
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Peanut Butter and Jelly
4️⃣ Ramen
📊 Show results
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
This was trending a while ago, but it still makes me mad because, what do you mean people are going on vacation and then killing an animal native to that island because the animal was making sounds at night that they found displeasing?
Are we fucking for real? GO HOME!
Are we fucking for real? GO HOME!
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This was trending a while ago, but it still makes me mad because, what do you mean people are going on vacation and then killing an animal native to that island because the animal was making sounds at night that they found displeasing?
Are we fucking for real? GO HOME!
Are we fucking for real? GO HOME!
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
The messages that I'm trash I get every day I breathe in this country have been a bit much. Like it really doesn't feel good when the president goes on his racist tirades reminding Black people he thinks we're garbage. And the ableism on here lately reminding disabled people we're trash.
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The messages that I'm trash I get every day I breathe in this country have been a bit much. Like it really doesn't feel good when the president goes on his racist tirades reminding Black people he thinks we're garbage. And the ableism on here lately reminding disabled people we're trash.
I ditched Spotify for Deezer, and tbh, I have no regrets.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling a shit ton of FOMO seeing everyone share their Spotify wrapped, though.
I wanna know my listening age and my top artists, too. ☹️
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling a shit ton of FOMO seeing everyone share their Spotify wrapped, though.
I wanna know my listening age and my top artists, too. ☹️
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I ditched Spotify for Deezer, and tbh, I have no regrets.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling a shit ton of FOMO seeing everyone share their Spotify wrapped, though.
I wanna know my listening age and my top artists, too. ☹️
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling a shit ton of FOMO seeing everyone share their Spotify wrapped, though.
I wanna know my listening age and my top artists, too. ☹️
I hate when I buy something from somewhere and they automatically start sending me marketing emails.
No, bitch. I gave you my money already. Leave me alone.
No, bitch. I gave you my money already. Leave me alone.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I hate when I buy something from somewhere and they automatically start sending me marketing emails.
No, bitch. I gave you my money already. Leave me alone.
No, bitch. I gave you my money already. Leave me alone.
I'm thinking about this again because...I just love the irony of a guy writing a book about a generation of sociopaths when he himself is a venture capitalist and very clearly part of the "tech bro sociopath" collective.
The absolute CHEEK of it, I love it so much.
The absolute CHEEK of it, I love it so much.
I have a book that covers baby boomers and how diabolically they have fucked over future generations. I was going to read it.
Then I looked up the author and found out that he's a venture capitalist who's worked with Peter Thiel and is a Palantir investor.
...nevermind.
Then I looked up the author and found out that he's a venture capitalist who's worked with Peter Thiel and is a Palantir investor.
...nevermind.
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm thinking about this again because...I just love the irony of a guy writing a book about a generation of sociopaths when he himself is a venture capitalist and very clearly part of the "tech bro sociopath" collective.
The absolute CHEEK of it, I love it so much.
The absolute CHEEK of it, I love it so much.
I just lost a massive book wishlist and cannot recall a single one of the fucking books I had on that list.
I'm gonna go spend money I don't have on silly earrings so I can drown out my sorrows.
I'm gonna go spend money I don't have on silly earrings so I can drown out my sorrows.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just lost a massive book wishlist and cannot recall a single one of the fucking books I had on that list.
I'm gonna go spend money I don't have on silly earrings so I can drown out my sorrows.
I'm gonna go spend money I don't have on silly earrings so I can drown out my sorrows.
RANT THREAD, LET’S GO.
I am increasingly seeing people use AI to serve as their friends, therapists, and even romantic partners.
Ethics aside, even the most committed AI user in the most committed AI ‘relationship’ has to acknowledge deep down that it’s not a real person, right?
I am increasingly seeing people use AI to serve as their friends, therapists, and even romantic partners.
Ethics aside, even the most committed AI user in the most committed AI ‘relationship’ has to acknowledge deep down that it’s not a real person, right?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
RANT THREAD, LET’S GO.
I am increasingly seeing people use AI to serve as their friends, therapists, and even romantic partners.
Ethics aside, even the most committed AI user in the most committed AI ‘relationship’ has to acknowledge deep down that it’s not a real person, right?
I am increasingly seeing people use AI to serve as their friends, therapists, and even romantic partners.
Ethics aside, even the most committed AI user in the most committed AI ‘relationship’ has to acknowledge deep down that it’s not a real person, right?
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
Both of these were published in the last 14 months and are part of a larger right wing project designed to build the permission structure for Christians to embrace a selfish, cruel, and fascistic vision of Christianity by redefining one of the central teachings of the New Testament and Jesus Christ
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Both of these were published in the last 14 months and are part of a larger right wing project designed to build the permission structure for Christians to embrace a selfish, cruel, and fascistic vision of Christianity by redefining one of the central teachings of the New Testament and Jesus Christ
It’s annoying to see people hold us back because of scary buzzwords they can’t define.
If you ask the average conservative what capitalism, socialism, or communism is, most probably wouldn’t be able to answer. They just “know” that it’s “bad” or “good” cause their favorite pundit told them that.
If you ask the average conservative what capitalism, socialism, or communism is, most probably wouldn’t be able to answer. They just “know” that it’s “bad” or “good” cause their favorite pundit told them that.
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s annoying to see people hold us back because of scary buzzwords they can’t define.
If you ask the average conservative what capitalism, socialism, or communism is, most probably wouldn’t be able to answer. They just “know” that it’s “bad” or “good” cause their favorite pundit told them that.
If you ask the average conservative what capitalism, socialism, or communism is, most probably wouldn’t be able to answer. They just “know” that it’s “bad” or “good” cause their favorite pundit told them that.
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
I made the winner of the last poll! Need help once again. What silly little guy sounds the silliest?
1️⃣ Milkshake
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Salt & Pepper
4️⃣ Crescent Moon
5️⃣ Book Cats
6️⃣ Baguette & Butter
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Milkshake
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Salt & Pepper
4️⃣ Crescent Moon
5️⃣ Book Cats
6️⃣ Baguette & Butter
📊 Show results
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I made the winner of the last poll! Need help once again. What silly little guy sounds the silliest?
1️⃣ Milkshake
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Salt & Pepper
4️⃣ Crescent Moon
5️⃣ Book Cats
6️⃣ Baguette & Butter
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Milkshake
🅱️ Parmesan
3️⃣ Salt & Pepper
4️⃣ Crescent Moon
5️⃣ Book Cats
6️⃣ Baguette & Butter
📊 Show results
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
I honestly think Trump doesn't identify as a criminal though he's guilty of crimes & commits crimes continually is he's white. White violence is always justified. The criminalized other is darker. The Central Park 5 he villainized, how he sees Latin Americans as gang bangers & Muslims as terrorists.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I honestly think Trump doesn't identify as a criminal though he's guilty of crimes & commits crimes continually is he's white. White violence is always justified. The criminalized other is darker. The Central Park 5 he villainized, how he sees Latin Americans as gang bangers & Muslims as terrorists.
Made soda cup.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Made soda cup.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
I\'m almost done with the winner of this last poll I made. Can y\'all help me pick the next one? I hunger. Feed me. 🧶
1️⃣ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
🅱️ Crescent Moon
3️⃣ Parmesan
4️⃣ Milkshake
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
🅱️ Crescent Moon
3️⃣ Parmesan
4️⃣ Milkshake
📊 Show results
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I\'m almost done with the winner of this last poll I made. Can y\'all help me pick the next one? I hunger. Feed me. 🧶
1️⃣ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
🅱️ Crescent Moon
3️⃣ Parmesan
4️⃣ Milkshake
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
🅱️ Crescent Moon
3️⃣ Parmesan
4️⃣ Milkshake
📊 Show results
I notice when I have a lot of money saved, I'm stingier. I want to hoard it. I want more.
But when I don't have a lot or I've lost a lot at once, I could not care less how much I have and spend or give it away a lot more readily.
Something something billionaire wealth hoarding.
But when I don't have a lot or I've lost a lot at once, I could not care less how much I have and spend or give it away a lot more readily.
Something something billionaire wealth hoarding.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I notice when I have a lot of money saved, I'm stingier. I want to hoard it. I want more.
But when I don't have a lot or I've lost a lot at once, I could not care less how much I have and spend or give it away a lot more readily.
Something something billionaire wealth hoarding.
But when I don't have a lot or I've lost a lot at once, I could not care less how much I have and spend or give it away a lot more readily.
Something something billionaire wealth hoarding.
Tangentially related, but I feel like corporations are also intentionally making it increasingly hard to unsubscribe from their marketing emails.
It’ll say shit like “page couldn’t load” or “could not access” and they’ll just keep sending you shit.
It’ll say shit like “page couldn’t load” or “could not access” and they’ll just keep sending you shit.
Not only did the email provider that I use (besides Gmail) try to opt me into an AI "form builder," but when I declined, it is now forcing me to respond to a survey answering WHY I declined.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tangentially related, but I feel like corporations are also intentionally making it increasingly hard to unsubscribe from their marketing emails.
It’ll say shit like “page couldn’t load” or “could not access” and they’ll just keep sending you shit.
It’ll say shit like “page couldn’t load” or “could not access” and they’ll just keep sending you shit.
Reposted by Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
It continues to bother me how much Leopold II, one of the most evil men of all time and a ghoul on par with Hitler, is so completely ignored
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It continues to bother me how much Leopold II, one of the most evil men of all time and a ghoul on par with Hitler, is so completely ignored
Once you start to notice targeted ads, you can never not notice them.
I bought something from a place I’d never bought from and had never seen an ad from before. Got a TikTok ad for it today. Shit’s diabolical.
I bought something from a place I’d never bought from and had never seen an ad from before. Got a TikTok ad for it today. Shit’s diabolical.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Once you start to notice targeted ads, you can never not notice them.
I bought something from a place I’d never bought from and had never seen an ad from before. Got a TikTok ad for it today. Shit’s diabolical.
I bought something from a place I’d never bought from and had never seen an ad from before. Got a TikTok ad for it today. Shit’s diabolical.
Not only did the email provider that I use (besides Gmail) try to opt me into an AI "form builder," but when I declined, it is now forcing me to respond to a survey answering WHY I declined.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not only did the email provider that I use (besides Gmail) try to opt me into an AI "form builder," but when I declined, it is now forcing me to respond to a survey answering WHY I declined.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
You can't click out of it. If you log in again, it just pops up again and blocks your emails.
NEED HELP. What silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Pepsi Cup
🅱️ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
3️⃣ Crescent Moon
4️⃣ Parmesan
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Pepsi Cup
🅱️ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
3️⃣ Crescent Moon
4️⃣ Parmesan
📊 Show results
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
NEED HELP. What silly little guy seems the silliest?
1️⃣ Pepsi Cup
🅱️ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
3️⃣ Crescent Moon
4️⃣ Parmesan
📊 Show results
1️⃣ Pepsi Cup
🅱️ Popcorn and Popcorn Kernel
3️⃣ Crescent Moon
4️⃣ Parmesan
📊 Show results