Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
@theangrynoodle.com
Afro Boricua. NYU Gallatin. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Crocheting silly little guys. 🧶She/her.
Profile pic by @gaudipern!
https://theangrynoodle.com/
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Business email: [email protected]
Profile pic by @gaudipern!
https://theangrynoodle.com/
https://linktr.ee/brya23456
Business email: [email protected]
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I live to serve, and if you humor me and vote on my silly polls, just know that I love you and worship the ground you walk on.
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
Here’s a milkshake. Name’s Mr. Straw.
The pattern I bought for this one is great, but I tweaked the colors because the pattern is for vanilla and I like choccy. 🧶🥤🍒🍦
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Made soda cup.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Made soda cup.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
Thanks to the peeps who voted on the poll I posted! It was a close one, but a soda cup it shall be! 🧶 🥤
I made the straw too chubby, and sewing, as always, is the bane of my existence. But I love him anyway. He’s my little soda guy.
I don’t know his name yet. I’ll figure it out.
Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾
I made a little coffee bean. 🧶 ☕️
I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡
Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine.
#crochetsky
I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡
Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine.
#crochetsky
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I made a little coffee bean. 🧶 ☕️
I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡
Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine.
#crochetsky
I swear, I used two different yarn colors. Dark and light brown. Apparently, they weren’t different enough, because it ALL LOOKS THE SAME. 😡
Whatever. It’s fine. I’m fine.
#crochetsky
I don't drive, but some of these bumper stickers I'm seeing on Etsy are downright hilarious, and I'd definitely be slapping these bad boys on the back of my car if I had one.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I don't drive, but some of these bumper stickers I'm seeing on Etsy are downright hilarious, and I'd definitely be slapping these bad boys on the back of my car if I had one.
I made this one when I was just starting to crochet. You can tell.
Anyway, I haven’t finished a silly little guy in a while, so I’m throwing this one out there so I can act like I’m consistent.
It’s a lil’ Loch Ness monster banana split. Name’s Messy. Please be kind to Messy. She is sensitive. 🧶🍨
Anyway, I haven’t finished a silly little guy in a while, so I’m throwing this one out there so I can act like I’m consistent.
It’s a lil’ Loch Ness monster banana split. Name’s Messy. Please be kind to Messy. She is sensitive. 🧶🍨
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I made this one when I was just starting to crochet. You can tell.
Anyway, I haven’t finished a silly little guy in a while, so I’m throwing this one out there so I can act like I’m consistent.
It’s a lil’ Loch Ness monster banana split. Name’s Messy. Please be kind to Messy. She is sensitive. 🧶🍨
Anyway, I haven’t finished a silly little guy in a while, so I’m throwing this one out there so I can act like I’m consistent.
It’s a lil’ Loch Ness monster banana split. Name’s Messy. Please be kind to Messy. She is sensitive. 🧶🍨
If any of ya'll have played any of these cozy simulation/management games, or even if you haven't but see one that looks interesting, I would love some input on which one to play first.
I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫
I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If any of ya'll have played any of these cozy simulation/management games, or even if you haven't but see one that looks interesting, I would love some input on which one to play first.
I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫
I haven't been gaming much. Getting back into it. Spent an embarrassing amount of money on all of these. 🤫
Yo, that wasn’t even a close race. That was a SPANKING.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yo, that wasn’t even a close race. That was a SPANKING.
Oh, how I miss you so. Especially on nights like this. 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oh, how I miss you so. Especially on nights like this. 🥹
Anyway, look at these fuckin’ recycling bin earrings?
Ugh, I’m obsessed. 😭
Ugh, I’m obsessed. 😭
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Anyway, look at these fuckin’ recycling bin earrings?
Ugh, I’m obsessed. 😭
Ugh, I’m obsessed. 😭
I made a storm cloud. He is Grumplesquish. 🧶 ⛈️
He just wants to be loved. And ice cream.
Gonna be honest, as soon as I came across this pattern, I knew I had to make it just so I could show it to @kevinhearne.bsky.social.
I just didn't know where to put the lightning bolt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He just wants to be loved. And ice cream.
Gonna be honest, as soon as I came across this pattern, I knew I had to make it just so I could show it to @kevinhearne.bsky.social.
I just didn't know where to put the lightning bolt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I made a storm cloud. He is Grumplesquish. 🧶 ⛈️
He just wants to be loved. And ice cream.
Gonna be honest, as soon as I came across this pattern, I knew I had to make it just so I could show it to @kevinhearne.bsky.social.
I just didn't know where to put the lightning bolt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He just wants to be loved. And ice cream.
Gonna be honest, as soon as I came across this pattern, I knew I had to make it just so I could show it to @kevinhearne.bsky.social.
I just didn't know where to put the lightning bolt. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I posted on Instagram but I feel like the Bluesky peeps would appreciate some nonfiction recommendations.
Here's my book stack. I don't have enough characters, so I put the list from top to bottom in alt text.
Also, that's Stanley at the top. Stanley the Fox. Also Greg the cup. He's nice.
Here's my book stack. I don't have enough characters, so I put the list from top to bottom in alt text.
Also, that's Stanley at the top. Stanley the Fox. Also Greg the cup. He's nice.
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I posted on Instagram but I feel like the Bluesky peeps would appreciate some nonfiction recommendations.
Here's my book stack. I don't have enough characters, so I put the list from top to bottom in alt text.
Also, that's Stanley at the top. Stanley the Fox. Also Greg the cup. He's nice.
Here's my book stack. I don't have enough characters, so I put the list from top to bottom in alt text.
Also, that's Stanley at the top. Stanley the Fox. Also Greg the cup. He's nice.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY MY TEA LOOK AT THAT LITTLE TACO I'M OBSESSED. And the LEAF is so gorgeous and the little chicken is a sweet lil' baby. 😩
I was working on a new Grumplesquish just to show you. 😭
He's almost there, I swear!! 🙌🏾
I was working on a new Grumplesquish just to show you. 😭
He's almost there, I swear!! 🙌🏾
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
IT IS ABSOLUTELY MY TEA LOOK AT THAT LITTLE TACO I'M OBSESSED. And the LEAF is so gorgeous and the little chicken is a sweet lil' baby. 😩
I was working on a new Grumplesquish just to show you. 😭
He's almost there, I swear!! 🙌🏾
I was working on a new Grumplesquish just to show you. 😭
He's almost there, I swear!! 🙌🏾
Look what I just got in the mail! @thewaroncars.bsky.social.
I am so excited for this book.
I've wanted to get back into writing book reviews ever since the three I wrote vanished (🥲).
I think I will write one for Copaganda, and then one for this one.
Anyway, fuck cars. Mwah. 😘
#booksky
I am so excited for this book.
I've wanted to get back into writing book reviews ever since the three I wrote vanished (🥲).
I think I will write one for Copaganda, and then one for this one.
Anyway, fuck cars. Mwah. 😘
#booksky
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Look what I just got in the mail! @thewaroncars.bsky.social.
I am so excited for this book.
I've wanted to get back into writing book reviews ever since the three I wrote vanished (🥲).
I think I will write one for Copaganda, and then one for this one.
Anyway, fuck cars. Mwah. 😘
#booksky
I am so excited for this book.
I've wanted to get back into writing book reviews ever since the three I wrote vanished (🥲).
I think I will write one for Copaganda, and then one for this one.
Anyway, fuck cars. Mwah. 😘
#booksky
I woke up to baby Bubby throwing up white foam at 4:44 in the morning.
If he does it once, it's usually fine. But then he kept doing, seven times. And started shaking. Signs of pancreatitis, which almost killed him last year.
Brought him to the emergency vet. He's okay! Just an upset tum tum. 🙂
If he does it once, it's usually fine. But then he kept doing, seven times. And started shaking. Signs of pancreatitis, which almost killed him last year.
Brought him to the emergency vet. He's okay! Just an upset tum tum. 🙂
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I woke up to baby Bubby throwing up white foam at 4:44 in the morning.
If he does it once, it's usually fine. But then he kept doing, seven times. And started shaking. Signs of pancreatitis, which almost killed him last year.
Brought him to the emergency vet. He's okay! Just an upset tum tum. 🙂
If he does it once, it's usually fine. But then he kept doing, seven times. And started shaking. Signs of pancreatitis, which almost killed him last year.
Brought him to the emergency vet. He's okay! Just an upset tum tum. 🙂
OH MY GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE BEEN BLESSED WITH HAPPY TOAST!!!
I hope he still likes Grumplesquish. 🥹
I hope he still likes Grumplesquish. 🥹
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
OH MY GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE BEEN BLESSED WITH HAPPY TOAST!!!
I hope he still likes Grumplesquish. 🥹
I hope he still likes Grumplesquish. 🥹
I suspect she had him block me. When she asked if I knew him and put the username, when I checked, I was blocked.
Bonus points, she also condescendingly gave me "relationship advice."
Bonus points, she also condescendingly gave me "relationship advice."
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I suspect she had him block me. When she asked if I knew him and put the username, when I checked, I was blocked.
Bonus points, she also condescendingly gave me "relationship advice."
Bonus points, she also condescendingly gave me "relationship advice."
I found this. LOOK at these silly little guys!!!
NED NUGGY? FRENCHIE FRY??? MILLIE MILKSHAKE?! BENNY BURGER?!?!
Connie Ice Cream is kinda weak, though, ngl.
NED NUGGY? FRENCHIE FRY??? MILLIE MILKSHAKE?! BENNY BURGER?!?!
Connie Ice Cream is kinda weak, though, ngl.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I found this. LOOK at these silly little guys!!!
NED NUGGY? FRENCHIE FRY??? MILLIE MILKSHAKE?! BENNY BURGER?!?!
Connie Ice Cream is kinda weak, though, ngl.
NED NUGGY? FRENCHIE FRY??? MILLIE MILKSHAKE?! BENNY BURGER?!?!
Connie Ice Cream is kinda weak, though, ngl.
I need Bubby to please get out of the habit of pulling my blanket off my bed and using it as his bed.
He has a bed.
He has a pillow.
He has a comforter.
He has his crate.
He has my chair.
He is very rude.
He has a bed.
He has a pillow.
He has a comforter.
He has his crate.
He has my chair.
He is very rude.
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I need Bubby to please get out of the habit of pulling my blanket off my bed and using it as his bed.
He has a bed.
He has a pillow.
He has a comforter.
He has his crate.
He has my chair.
He is very rude.
He has a bed.
He has a pillow.
He has a comforter.
He has his crate.
He has my chair.
He is very rude.
Made cheesecake. 🍰 Specifically New York cheesecake. With some chocolate drizzle and some blueberries and raspberries on top.
Don't know what to name this silly little guy yet. Y'all got any ideas? 🤔 🧶
Pattern by CosFamily! www.etsy.com/listing/4353...
Don't know what to name this silly little guy yet. Y'all got any ideas? 🤔 🧶
Pattern by CosFamily! www.etsy.com/listing/4353...
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Made cheesecake. 🍰 Specifically New York cheesecake. With some chocolate drizzle and some blueberries and raspberries on top.
Don't know what to name this silly little guy yet. Y'all got any ideas? 🤔 🧶
Pattern by CosFamily! www.etsy.com/listing/4353...
Don't know what to name this silly little guy yet. Y'all got any ideas? 🤔 🧶
Pattern by CosFamily! www.etsy.com/listing/4353...
Corn silly little guy with his little corn husk hat. 🧶
September 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Corn silly little guy with his little corn husk hat. 🧶
I like to buy an embarrassing number of crochet patterns to make silly little guys and show them to people.
(I also write stuff about sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and writing on my silly little website.)
(I also write stuff about sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and writing on my silly little website.)
September 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I like to buy an embarrassing number of crochet patterns to make silly little guys and show them to people.
(I also write stuff about sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and writing on my silly little website.)
(I also write stuff about sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and writing on my silly little website.)
Over 4,000 people have taken my little quiz, yay!
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Over 4,000 people have taken my little quiz, yay!