Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
@theangrynoodle.com
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Afro Boricua. NYU Gallatin. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Crocheting silly little guys. 🧶She/her. Profile pic by @gaudipern ! https://theangrynoodle.com/ https://linktr.ee/brya23456 Business email: [email protected]
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aliafonzy.blacksky.app
Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)
A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team with the subject line “Bluesky Account Behavior” sent at 22:15. The email states that a Bluesky account controlled by the recipient, with the handle @spacelawshitpost.me, posted a reply with an image where the alt text reads: Charlie Kirk sitting in a white T-shirt that says “Freedom.” A negative consequence follows. The email indicates this post violates Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech, specifically listing threats of violence or physical harm against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public, and incitement of self-harm or suicide.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A screenshot of an email continuation from the Bluesky Moderation Team displaying a bulleted list of Community Guidelines violations. The first bullet point describes threats of violence or physical harm as including threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. The second bullet point defines incitement of self-harm or suicide as content that encourages self-harm or suicide. The third bullet point explains wishes of harm as expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. Below the bullets, a paragraph states that users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others and that all users must be treated with respect. The next paragraph informs the recipient that as a result of these violations, your account has been taken down. A closing paragraph thanks the user for doing their part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users and instructs them to email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz if they have questions or wish to appeal the decision. The email ends with the signature Bluesky Moderation Team.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A screenshot of an email reply from a user with the initials AJ and profile picture to the Bluesky Moderation Team, sent at 08:01 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior. The email states the user wants to appeal the decision, asserting there was no threatening or violent connotation behind their use of the image. The user explains that the Charlie Kirk post is not a threat but rather a reaction meme expressing disappointment, with no threat made and no incitement of violence. The user mentions they have attached multiple examples and explanations, specifically 12 images in total, demonstrating the use of the image as a reaction meme. Below this text is a blue hyperlink to a Bluesky post URL. At the bottom of the screenshot is an embedded image showing a Bluesky post from a user with the handle @britculpsapp.bsky.social with several emoji reactions and a repost indicator showing Bluesky Elder. The post text reads: how to explain: this has been used as a reaction image to spending $20 on doordashing wendy’s & isn’t a threat. The timestamp shows October 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A screenshot of an email from the Bluesky Moderation Team sent at 08:11 with the subject line Re: Bluesky Account Behavior addressed To: Hide My Email. The email reads:

Hi there,

Thank you for reaching out to appeal the takedown of your account on Bluesky. We have carefully reviewed your case, including the information you provided and the activity that led to the suspension of your account.

After investigating, we have determined that your account activity was in violation of our community guidelines, specifically promoting hateful content or being disruptive to other users. We take these guidelines seriously to ensure a safe and respectful environment for all our users.

As a result, we regret to inform you that your appeal has been denied, and your account will remain suspended. This decision is final and cannot be reversed. We understand that this may be disappointing news, but we must prioritize the well-being of our community and maintain a consistent enforcement of our policies. We encourage you to review our community guidelines to better understand the expectations we have for user behavior on our platform. Please do not create new accounts, since those will be taken down for ban evasion.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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miriamboosh.bsky.social
Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.
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borderless.bsky.social
Hear ye hear ye a message of hope and inspiration from our courageous leader in exile, Link. May all his loyal followers take heart!
I appreciate all the people showing love and support to me. I’m so grateful honestly. It means a lot. The ban isn’t that big of a deal for me. I think it was wrong and the explanation was bullshit. But that’s ok and I accept. Social media comes and goes. I’m grateful for all the connections I was able to make and all the people I get to be connected with off Bluesky. More importantly, the world needs more people to give a fuck. More people to give a fuck about Palestinians, more people to give a fuck about disabled folks, more people to give a fuck about our queer and trans siblings, more people to give a fuck about Black liberation. The world, and Bluesky, is full of bootlickers who will do anything to avoid doing anything to upset the status quo. These people are cowards groveling to those in power in hopes of protection. I just hope people continue to show love and care and kindness. Mutual aid is so important. Give when you can, boost when you can. We only survive this together.
theangrynoodle.com
You never miss. 😌

I find it very telling when an "ally" makes their allyship conditional. This expectation that they are owed gratitude or deference speaks volumes.

They think our rights are negotiable and that they can revoke them if they no longer feel we "deserve" them.
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shengokai.blacksky.app
Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite.

To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
jazzpomegranate.com
so now link is suspended with no email
link pointing out that jay now follows jonathan chait and suggesting that it may be for transphobic reasons
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xunlingau.bsky.social
WTF.
This some bullshit.

Reinstate Link.
aliafonzy.blacksky.app
So @spacelawshitpost.me aka Link got banned. I just got text message.

So yeah. We stop saying things are accidents now?

Link of all people?

Apparently Jay said something to him before taking him down. He didn’t even get a chance to reply.

He sent this image.

This is sad.
“Screenshot of a social media post showing ‘Post not found’ error message at the top. Below is a post from user ‘KC Complains a Lot’ (@kcclyburn.bsky.social) that reads: ‘jay Responded to you and you haven’t copypasta’d her, Im disappointed in you link’ Posted on October 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
theangrynoodle.com
I love both their posts, wtf is this?
theangrynoodle.com
IT'S TAKING ME SO LONG, BUT IT SHALL BE DONE, COMRADE. 🫡
theangrynoodle.com
Yep, and can't forget about Adobe.

$23 a month for Photoshop, $20 a month for Acrobat, $23 for Premiere Pro, $23 for Illustrator. All of these things are industry standards in their respective fields.

Programs that are fine as they are and don't need frequent updates, yet cost a monthly sub.
theangrynoodle.com
(I'm still gonna do it though lol)
theangrynoodle.com
I'm writing a new post that I'm excited about, but it's mean to corporations and now I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble if I post mean things about daddy capitalism. 😒
theangrynoodle.com
I avenged spider bro. I will pour one out in his honor. 😭
theangrynoodle.com
Don't worry. I did what I had to do. Spider bro has been avenged. 😤
theangrynoodle.com
looks like a fascinating read. I'll have to check it out. Thank you!
theangrynoodle.com
YES.

Once they go public, the priority isn't consumers; it's shareholders.
theangrynoodle.com
Capitalism is destined to fail because it demands infinite growth in a world with finite consumers and resources.
theangrynoodle.com
Lower tier subscriptions that still give you ads are insane to me.

I subscribe to premium for NO ADS. And now they add EXTRA adds to the free tiers and SOME ADS to the lower tier, so now you gotta pay an arm and a leg to get the no ad versoin.
theangrynoodle.com
I felt so gaslit when it first happened because I REMEMBER closing out the app to listen to music or ASMR or whatever and still having it play in the background.

Then it just randomly stopped one day and offered YouTube Premium with background listening as a "feature."
theangrynoodle.com
Capitalist innovation is preventing innovation by stamping out small businesses in order to maintain market dominance without ever having to innovate because they make sure real competition never takes off.
theangrynoodle.com
Capitalist innovation is every industry consisting of one to three companies that own everything, and they're so big that they have their own brands compete against each other to create an illusion of choice because they have no real competitors.
theangrynoodle.com
Capitalist innovation is planned obsolescence: making unnecessary design changes and making perfectly decently working items or services deteriorate to pressure you into buying the new one that is fundamentally the exact same as the old, but more expensive.
theangrynoodle.com
Capitalist innovation is taking away a feature that used to be free (like YouTube allowing videos to play in the background) and then offering that same service back to you for a paid subscription.

Capitalist innovation is creating problems and then charging you for solutions.

✨ Innovation ✨