Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle
@theangrynoodle.com
Afro Boricua. NYU Gallatin. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Crocheting silly little guys. 🧶She/her.
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https://theangrynoodle.com/
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Business email: [email protected]
Profile pic by @gaudipern!
https://theangrynoodle.com/
https://linktr.ee/brya23456
Business email: [email protected]
I’ve seen some clips of his stand up on tiktok and he’s great!
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve seen some clips of his stand up on tiktok and he’s great!
Reminds me of that linguistics dude who gave a speech to a group of students entirely in “Gen Z” speech, which was just AAVE.
They really just…take shit. Make it theirs. It’s almost impressive how consistently it happens.
They really just…take shit. Make it theirs. It’s almost impressive how consistently it happens.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reminds me of that linguistics dude who gave a speech to a group of students entirely in “Gen Z” speech, which was just AAVE.
They really just…take shit. Make it theirs. It’s almost impressive how consistently it happens.
They really just…take shit. Make it theirs. It’s almost impressive how consistently it happens.
They are so fucking petty and vile, holy shit.
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They are so fucking petty and vile, holy shit.
The unmitigated GALL to be somewhere for like a week or two, max, and go ahead and start murdering the wildlife there for your own comfort because you find them a little annoying.
Just absurd levels of entitlement. Stay home if you don't like the way things work elsewhere.
Just absurd levels of entitlement. Stay home if you don't like the way things work elsewhere.
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The unmitigated GALL to be somewhere for like a week or two, max, and go ahead and start murdering the wildlife there for your own comfort because you find them a little annoying.
Just absurd levels of entitlement. Stay home if you don't like the way things work elsewhere.
Just absurd levels of entitlement. Stay home if you don't like the way things work elsewhere.
RIGHT?!?!?!
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
RIGHT?!?!?!
He’s just a little guy living his little guy life. 😩
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He’s just a little guy living his little guy life. 😩
Can’t even suppress the colonizer mindset while on VACATION. While VISITING somewhere you DON’T BELONG. TEMPORARILY.
How the fuck do you get to be that way????
How the fuck do you get to be that way????
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can’t even suppress the colonizer mindset while on VACATION. While VISITING somewhere you DON’T BELONG. TEMPORARILY.
How the fuck do you get to be that way????
How the fuck do you get to be that way????
Brilliant, I love that idea 😩
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Brilliant, I love that idea 😩
Which is a nice contrast to Spotify, which (allegedly) is having an influx of AI songs and might even be putting them in their official playlists. Possible to avoid having to pay actual living, breathing, artists?
Idk.
ALLEGEDLY. 🤭
Idk.
ALLEGEDLY. 🤭
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Which is a nice contrast to Spotify, which (allegedly) is having an influx of AI songs and might even be putting them in their official playlists. Possible to avoid having to pay actual living, breathing, artists?
Idk.
ALLEGEDLY. 🤭
Idk.
ALLEGEDLY. 🤭
FUCK YEAH; I LIVE FOR MAKING GAY WOMEN SMILE!!! 😍😍😍
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
FUCK YEAH; I LIVE FOR MAKING GAY WOMEN SMILE!!! 😍😍😍
that thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
that thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen
It's like that video I saw of a Black man doing work at a client's house, and their entire bathroom was COVERED in racist paintings, golliwogs, minstrelsy--basically a giant shrine to racism.
I cannot fathom centering your entire personality on hating a whole demographic like that.
I cannot fathom centering your entire personality on hating a whole demographic like that.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's like that video I saw of a Black man doing work at a client's house, and their entire bathroom was COVERED in racist paintings, golliwogs, minstrelsy--basically a giant shrine to racism.
I cannot fathom centering your entire personality on hating a whole demographic like that.
I cannot fathom centering your entire personality on hating a whole demographic like that.
YES. The obsession with hating Black people and taking the opportunity to shit on us collectively at every turn is both sad and baffling.
Why not just leave us alone? God damn. If you hate us so much, mind your god damn business and do your own thing instead of bringing us up constantly.
Why not just leave us alone? God damn. If you hate us so much, mind your god damn business and do your own thing instead of bringing us up constantly.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
YES. The obsession with hating Black people and taking the opportunity to shit on us collectively at every turn is both sad and baffling.
Why not just leave us alone? God damn. If you hate us so much, mind your god damn business and do your own thing instead of bringing us up constantly.
Why not just leave us alone? God damn. If you hate us so much, mind your god damn business and do your own thing instead of bringing us up constantly.
You are so very pretty, and I hope you are doing okay!
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You are so very pretty, and I hope you are doing okay!
True. Logistically speaking, it makes total sense. It’s basically like a…virtual compulsion isle.
Still, annoying as fuck. I PAID already. God damn. 😭
Still, annoying as fuck. I PAID already. God damn. 😭
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
True. Logistically speaking, it makes total sense. It’s basically like a…virtual compulsion isle.
Still, annoying as fuck. I PAID already. God damn. 😭
Still, annoying as fuck. I PAID already. God damn. 😭
Yeah, lately I’ve been getting unsubscribe forms that are saying I’m DOING IT WRONG?
EXCUSE ME?
I don’t need to pass your little TEST to unsubscribe from your emails, you fucking pissants. 😤
EXCUSE ME?
I don’t need to pass your little TEST to unsubscribe from your emails, you fucking pissants. 😤
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yeah, lately I’ve been getting unsubscribe forms that are saying I’m DOING IT WRONG?
EXCUSE ME?
I don’t need to pass your little TEST to unsubscribe from your emails, you fucking pissants. 😤
EXCUSE ME?
I don’t need to pass your little TEST to unsubscribe from your emails, you fucking pissants. 😤
So far, I love it. Spotify is so shit with downloading local files, so I wouldn’t be able to listen to random YouTube mashups and unavailable songs on there.
Deezer does it so much better. But I will say: the UI took some getting used to. The “add song to que” thing also doesn’t work very well.
Deezer does it so much better. But I will say: the UI took some getting used to. The “add song to que” thing also doesn’t work very well.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So far, I love it. Spotify is so shit with downloading local files, so I wouldn’t be able to listen to random YouTube mashups and unavailable songs on there.
Deezer does it so much better. But I will say: the UI took some getting used to. The “add song to que” thing also doesn’t work very well.
Deezer does it so much better. But I will say: the UI took some getting used to. The “add song to que” thing also doesn’t work very well.