jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
· Jan 18
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
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Man I clicked through to the DHS website and this is not a joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Man I clicked through to the DHS website and this is not a joke
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we are the hamburgers they couldn’t help
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we are the hamburgers they couldn’t help
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I have had enough. I would like to live in precedented times, please.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have had enough. I would like to live in precedented times, please.
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we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that
October 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that
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Me: (dressed like a pirate) But I did exactly what you told me!
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me: (dressed like a pirate) But I did exactly what you told me!
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
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my dog when he looks out the window and sees our kid walking the neighbor’s dog
July 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my dog when he looks out the window and sees our kid walking the neighbor’s dog
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Detached Bungalow is a term for a nice little house in Britain that sounds like an absolutely devastating insult in Britain
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Detached Bungalow is a term for a nice little house in Britain that sounds like an absolutely devastating insult in Britain
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standing in line for some smoked pork call that a barbequeue
April 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
standing in line for some smoked pork call that a barbequeue
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up to here gotta be the worst place to have had it
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
up to here gotta be the worst place to have had it
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news anchor: There is a bus with a bomb driving through the city.
guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed
guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed
August 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
news anchor: There is a bus with a bomb driving through the city.
guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed
guy who has only seen Speed: this is just like the movie Speed
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The lesson we can all learn from RFK jr is that every guy needs one friend in his life who can pull him aside sometimes, put a hand on his shoulder, look him in the eyes, and say to him, “hey, man, you’re talking about sperm too much.”
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The lesson we can all learn from RFK jr is that every guy needs one friend in his life who can pull him aside sometimes, put a hand on his shoulder, look him in the eyes, and say to him, “hey, man, you’re talking about sperm too much.”
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no YOUR body is a temple
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
March 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
no YOUR body is a temple
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
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Maybe it's COVID
🎶 Maybe it's allergies 🎶
🎶 Maybe it's allergies 🎶
September 8, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Maybe it's COVID
🎶 Maybe it's allergies 🎶
🎶 Maybe it's allergies 🎶
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Ira saw the devil in everything. Charlie saw the devil mostly in his brother Ira.
Ira Louvin crafted that huge plywood Satan himself. It started raining during the shoot, and the tires they set on fire for the photos started sparking and bouncing.
September 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ira saw the devil in everything. Charlie saw the devil mostly in his brother Ira.
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Well you take from our schools to build a bigger bomb
You tell us fiery lies about the course we're on
And you'll kill all the world, and you'll reverse the sun
And which would you sell first, your soul or your gun?
You tell us fiery lies about the course we're on
And you'll kill all the world, and you'll reverse the sun
And which would you sell first, your soul or your gun?
The Outskirts
Trampled by Turtles · Song · 2004
open.spotify.com
October 7, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Well you take from our schools to build a bigger bomb
You tell us fiery lies about the course we're on
And you'll kill all the world, and you'll reverse the sun
And which would you sell first, your soul or your gun?
You tell us fiery lies about the course we're on
And you'll kill all the world, and you'll reverse the sun
And which would you sell first, your soul or your gun?
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Nice argument, unfortunately for you I've already portrayed you as the sucker MC, and myself as DJ Run.
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Nice argument, unfortunately for you I've already portrayed you as the sucker MC, and myself as DJ Run.
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What I wouldn't give to have someone lure me into a damp makeshift grave with the promise of fine wine.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What I wouldn't give to have someone lure me into a damp makeshift grave with the promise of fine wine.
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specifying in my will that when they lay me in the coffin I need a little pillow under my knees or my legs will be eternally restless
January 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
specifying in my will that when they lay me in the coffin I need a little pillow under my knees or my legs will be eternally restless
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Why are you, as a man, making horrors beyond my comprehension?
December 2, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Why are you, as a man, making horrors beyond my comprehension?
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Remember, beloveds, disinformation is not meant to make you believe something false. It’s meant to make you believe nothing, even what’s true.
January 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Remember, beloveds, disinformation is not meant to make you believe something false. It’s meant to make you believe nothing, even what’s true.
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nobody even said “ooooh biiiiig stretch” to me when I got out of bed this morning
April 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
nobody even said “ooooh biiiiig stretch” to me when I got out of bed this morning
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Has anyone checked in on her?
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Has anyone checked in on her?
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🎶Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
In a plastic bag
Inside a plastic bag?
CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A BAAAAAAAG OF BAGS🎶
Like a plastic bag
In a plastic bag
Inside a plastic bag?
CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A BAAAAAAAG OF BAGS🎶
January 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
🎶Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
In a plastic bag
Inside a plastic bag?
CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A BAAAAAAAG OF BAGS🎶
Like a plastic bag
In a plastic bag
Inside a plastic bag?
CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A BAAAAAAAG OF BAGS🎶
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when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
when you sign up for salty's onlycans account