Joni Baloni 🐈💨
@kielbasanova.bsky.social
Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻
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My Maga Mom texted my brother that she thinks "Trump's doing a good job considering what he's dealing with" and it makes me wish that during birth I'd have burst out of her chest like a Xenomorph.
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My Maga Mom texted my brother that she thinks "Trump's doing a good job considering what he's dealing with" and it makes me wish that during birth I'd have burst out of her chest like a Xenomorph.
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bilf (book i’d like to finish)
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
bilf (book i’d like to finish)
Having to stand at a 3 hr concert means leaving at around 2 hrs thinking, "I can YouTube this later...."
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Having to stand at a 3 hr concert means leaving at around 2 hrs thinking, "I can YouTube this later...."
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i can’t say a lot of the things i wanna say but just know im thinking them
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
i can’t say a lot of the things i wanna say but just know im thinking them
Every time we drive into San Francisco I'm never prepared for the rotten toilet stench when you hit the Embarcadero. 🤢
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Every time we drive into San Francisco I'm never prepared for the rotten toilet stench when you hit the Embarcadero. 🤢
Lots of folks hoping for a Succession Logan Roy plane incident, but I'm crossing fingers for more of a Handmaid's Tale Commander's flight situation.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Lots of folks hoping for a Succession Logan Roy plane incident, but I'm crossing fingers for more of a Handmaid's Tale Commander's flight situation.
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*wears pentagram into church for protection*
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 AM
*wears pentagram into church for protection*
Been emotionally hibernating for 2 days to save up energy for the 4 days in a row of socializing I'm about to do. Introvert math.
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Been emotionally hibernating for 2 days to save up energy for the 4 days in a row of socializing I'm about to do. Introvert math.
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A favorite genre of social media interaction:
POST: Sometimes I just want to forget everything and have fun on social media.
REPLY: No. Things are very grim right now. You must suffer at all times.
POST: Sometimes I just want to forget everything and have fun on social media.
REPLY: No. Things are very grim right now. You must suffer at all times.
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
A favorite genre of social media interaction:
POST: Sometimes I just want to forget everything and have fun on social media.
REPLY: No. Things are very grim right now. You must suffer at all times.
POST: Sometimes I just want to forget everything and have fun on social media.
REPLY: No. Things are very grim right now. You must suffer at all times.
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this *is* my positive voice
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 AM
this *is* my positive voice
Sometimes I get a random word stuck in my head. Today it was "Gorn", so my brain has been popping off like: Gorn Free, Natural Gorn Killers, The Gorn Identity, Gorn Between Two Lovers, Gorn Again Christian, Grab the Bull by the Gorns, Honk if you're Gorny, and so on.....
This ever happen to you?
This ever happen to you?
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Sometimes I get a random word stuck in my head. Today it was "Gorn", so my brain has been popping off like: Gorn Free, Natural Gorn Killers, The Gorn Identity, Gorn Between Two Lovers, Gorn Again Christian, Grab the Bull by the Gorns, Honk if you're Gorny, and so on.....
This ever happen to you?
This ever happen to you?
Talking about politics with people IRL is wonderful because there are no trolls or bots showing up to tell me I have TDS or that I should kms.
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Talking about politics with people IRL is wonderful because there are no trolls or bots showing up to tell me I have TDS or that I should kms.
Hung out with this bearded nerdy handsome birthday man today ❤️
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Hung out with this bearded nerdy handsome birthday man today ❤️
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January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Husband: [sees Song Sung Blue ad] Did we really NEED a Neil Diamond biopic?
Me: It's actually about a Neil Diamond cover band.
Husband: WTF? JFC. The only Neil Diamond cover band that matters is Super Diamond. Where's their fckin' movie?
Me: It's actually about a Neil Diamond cover band.
Husband: WTF? JFC. The only Neil Diamond cover band that matters is Super Diamond. Where's their fckin' movie?
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Husband: [sees Song Sung Blue ad] Did we really NEED a Neil Diamond biopic?
Me: It's actually about a Neil Diamond cover band.
Husband: WTF? JFC. The only Neil Diamond cover band that matters is Super Diamond. Where's their fckin' movie?
Me: It's actually about a Neil Diamond cover band.
Husband: WTF? JFC. The only Neil Diamond cover band that matters is Super Diamond. Where's their fckin' movie?
Idk how my glasses get so smudged while they're on my face, but pretty sure it's ghosts tapping their ectoplasm fingerprints all over my lenses as a prank. What else could it be?!?
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Idk how my glasses get so smudged while they're on my face, but pretty sure it's ghosts tapping their ectoplasm fingerprints all over my lenses as a prank. What else could it be?!?
We've endured 1 year in a world without David Lynch in it. ❤️💔☕🚬
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
We've endured 1 year in a world without David Lynch in it. ❤️💔☕🚬
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Peered suspiciously out of the front door for a second. That's enough outdoors for one day
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Peered suspiciously out of the front door for a second. That's enough outdoors for one day
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Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
To end a vampire, you drive a wooden stake through it's heart. If the monster doesn't seem to have a heart, you can shove a tent stake up his ass so he never shits right again.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
To end a vampire, you drive a wooden stake through it's heart. If the monster doesn't seem to have a heart, you can shove a tent stake up his ass so he never shits right again.
Not my house, but I know my way around.
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around.
Up at 6 am doing laundry, because the hot milf action never stops.
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Up at 6 am doing laundry, because the hot milf action never stops.
Late to the party but SLOW HORSES is incredible. Gary Oldman is such a great actor, you can almost smell Jackson Lamb with your eyes. 🐑💨
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Late to the party but SLOW HORSES is incredible. Gary Oldman is such a great actor, you can almost smell Jackson Lamb with your eyes. 🐑💨
Monday is back. Time to compartmentalize my political rage and slap on a smile for 9 hours a day.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Monday is back. Time to compartmentalize my political rage and slap on a smile for 9 hours a day.