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Joni Baloni 🐈💨

@kielbasanova.bsky.social

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Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻 latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 5h

Today's my ex-husband's birthday, the same day as John Lennon. Mine is on Mark David Chapman's birthday. We should've known it wouldn't work out.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 23h

That was the ep I watched last night before bed! 👀

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 1d

The Twin Peaks theme song is stuck in my head and tbh it's keeping me feeling mellow today.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 2d

I'm all out of The Paper eps to watch. Please make some more. Thank you.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 3d

I talk to lots of people for work and they often tell me I have "the voice of an angel" or that "I could listen to you talk all day" but don't worry, those compliments won't make me start a podcast.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 4d

Surprised we don't hear more from David Duke considering America is slowly becoming his wet dream.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 4d

Says it's an albino Orca.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 5d

While Google still exists, stop asking people questions about their posts that you can easily search for. Lazy bastards.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 4d

Ladder made out of feet?

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 5d

Cried today while listening to Radio Ga Ga by Queen. Overwhelmed by nostalgia feelings. Thanks, Freddie.
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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 5d

Idiots love making their idiocy your problem.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

A relative posted a meme on Facebook that said "Young girls should be like Erika Kirk and not Taylor Swift." and instead of replying "You mean a widow?" I just kept scrolling.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

Work: We're family here!

Me: So we only speak every 3 months? Nice.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

Ah, true. And she didn't like that at all.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

"Dental plan!"

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

Remember when you'd go to the store counter, open that plastic trough of beef sticks that you know have been touched by half the people and children that have come near it...and then you'd pick one up and pay 99¢ to eat it.

Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 6d

Quietly laughed when client said his last name is LaBianca and he goes "Oh, you're one of those."

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 7d

When a coworker finds you on social media

art by Rudolf Sieber-Lonati showing a person on top of their house with a gun pointing a huge eye, larger than a sun in the sky, staring down at the person.

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Joni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 7d

Woken up every day this week so far at 5:15 am PST and have been wide awake. I don't know why, but hoping it has to do with aliens and that they don't bring me home tomorrow.