Brian Gaar
@briangaar.bsky.social
Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
Austin, TX
Austin, TX
Remember when elements of the left assured us that Trump was the anti war candidate lol
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Remember when elements of the left assured us that Trump was the anti war candidate lol
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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If you use the phrase "vulgar roast" at a roast youre gonna get absolutely fried by everyone else there that didnt need to consult the Pokédex for their roasts
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you use the phrase "vulgar roast" at a roast youre gonna get absolutely fried by everyone else there that didnt need to consult the Pokédex for their roasts
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I'm getting uncanny valley from the words "epic vulgar roast." This isn't something humans say.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm getting uncanny valley from the words "epic vulgar roast." This isn't something humans say.
Man's gonna be a trillionaire and his ultimate idea of fun is to tell jokes from "World's Funniest Insults and Putdowns!"
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Man's gonna be a trillionaire and his ultimate idea of fun is to tell jokes from "World's Funniest Insults and Putdowns!"
RIP Jimmy Cliff, Harder They Come was such a good soundtrack and got me through some tough times. A legend.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff, Harder They Come was such a good soundtrack and got me through some tough times. A legend.
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I had a similar experience in reverse when I watched the Golden Bachelor episode of Sunny. I didn't know he was a TV host. I'm sitting there like "No, I'm talking about former university of Florida quarterback Jesse Palmer."
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I had a similar experience in reverse when I watched the Golden Bachelor episode of Sunny. I didn't know he was a TV host. I'm sitting there like "No, I'm talking about former university of Florida quarterback Jesse Palmer."
Why is Jesse from The Bachelor here
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why is Jesse from The Bachelor here
Can't wait for the media to assure us that he doesn't really want to execute political opponents and that the real issue is big-city liberals being mean to UFC fans
UNHINGED: Trump calls for Democratic lawmakers to face trial for ‘seditious behavior’ that is ‘punishable by death.’
“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” he wrote on Truth Social.
“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” he wrote on Truth Social.
Trump calls for Democratic lawmakers to face trial for ‘seditious behavior’
“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” he wrote on Truth Social.
www.politico.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Can't wait for the media to assure us that he doesn't really want to execute political opponents and that the real issue is big-city liberals being mean to UFC fans
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Oh no! The JP Morgan bankers I admire got swept up in this mess
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh no! The JP Morgan bankers I admire got swept up in this mess
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Every aspect of American life right now feels like accommodating your rich insane boss. We never go home from it.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Every aspect of American life right now feels like accommodating your rich insane boss. We never go home from it.
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the concept of a celebrity journalist is so bizarre in the sense that literally zero of my real life normal friends know who these people are
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the concept of a celebrity journalist is so bizarre in the sense that literally zero of my real life normal friends know who these people are
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This dynamic will exist everywhere until the end of time (or capitalism), but what's offensive is how it shapes peoples' attitudes about local journalists. I've met people who sincerely believe that anyone who works in the news is rich and corrupt in this way. This should be working-class work.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This dynamic will exist everywhere until the end of time (or capitalism), but what's offensive is how it shapes peoples' attitudes about local journalists. I've met people who sincerely believe that anyone who works in the news is rich and corrupt in this way. This should be working-class work.
The desire to be a celebrity journalist is so gross. It's a 1% thing; let the little people at the struggling daily papers cover the school boards and the city councils, our betters will do the important work of crossing every ethical line to write celebrity gossip (and most importantly get on TV)
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The desire to be a celebrity journalist is so gross. It's a 1% thing; let the little people at the struggling daily papers cover the school boards and the city councils, our betters will do the important work of crossing every ethical line to write celebrity gossip (and most importantly get on TV)
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
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bro can’t even see Scientology Beach or hit the clubs in Ybor City
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
bro can’t even see Scientology Beach or hit the clubs in Ybor City
If you’re feeling down just remember that Hulk Hogan is now a skeleton with a bandana on its head
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you’re feeling down just remember that Hulk Hogan is now a skeleton with a bandana on its head
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Is it a good sign when you have to specify that the investigation into sex crimes should include your political enemies but not you?
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is it a good sign when you have to specify that the investigation into sex crimes should include your political enemies but not you?
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Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
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The mythical media trump—who knows anything about what he's talking about—is on a collision course with the sudden need to pretend to know nothing at all about a story that he's had lots of help trying to forget.
Round Up the Usual Suspect - Truthdig
The media version of Donald Trump as the author of his own administration isn't the one leaving his DNA at the crime scene.
www.truthdig.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The mythical media trump—who knows anything about what he's talking about—is on a collision course with the sudden need to pretend to know nothing at all about a story that he's had lots of help trying to forget.
I've seen a fair amount of comedy in my day and Mulaney's show last night in Austin was probably top 5. He has a new bit (I think?) about clothes dryers that really had me going. After all the comedy sludge that's washed up here over the last 5 years, it was nice to see a pro do his thing
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I've seen a fair amount of comedy in my day and Mulaney's show last night in Austin was probably top 5. He has a new bit (I think?) about clothes dryers that really had me going. After all the comedy sludge that's washed up here over the last 5 years, it was nice to see a pro do his thing
For a party like that likes to imagine themselves as rugged entrepreneurs, squinting into the sunlight from atop a horse or some shit, they are the biggest fucking marks
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For a party like that likes to imagine themselves as rugged entrepreneurs, squinting into the sunlight from atop a horse or some shit, they are the biggest fucking marks
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Trying to ban THC on the grounds that synthetic THC is dangerous when it only exists because you banned THC in the first place is just insane mental gymnastics.
& The states rights debate is a bullshit smokescreen. Federally legalize and be done with it already.
& The states rights debate is a bullshit smokescreen. Federally legalize and be done with it already.
THC is still legal in Texas. BUT now Republicans in Congress want to ban it — and they might get their wish.
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Just When the Texas Hemp Industry Breathed a Sigh of Relief, It Faces Another Extinction-Level Event
The $8 billion Texas hemp industry is once again in peril.
thebarbedwire.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trying to ban THC on the grounds that synthetic THC is dangerous when it only exists because you banned THC in the first place is just insane mental gymnastics.
& The states rights debate is a bullshit smokescreen. Federally legalize and be done with it already.
& The states rights debate is a bullshit smokescreen. Federally legalize and be done with it already.
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Man, it’s going to be sweet when not a single thing happens to any of these men.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Man, it’s going to be sweet when not a single thing happens to any of these men.