Brian Gaar
@briangaar.bsky.social
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Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar Austin, TX
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Liberals: social media isn't reality

Conservatives: WHAT DO THE KIDS ON TWITTER WANT ME TO DO??
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Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
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Fellow Texans, here's a link to prepare for the elections this November.
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Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
thebarbedwire.com
briangaar.bsky.social
Texas has some constitutional amendments up for a vote Nov. 4. Here’s my summary: If you’re wealthy, the state promises to protect your fortune forever. If you’re poor and accused of a crime, Texas promises to protect the public from you. thebarbedwire.com/2025/10/07/t...
Texas Is Asking Voters to Protect the Rich and Punish the Poor. Will They Do It?
Among 17 potential constitutional amendments, voters will be deciding the fate of corporate welfare and inherited wealth.
thebarbedwire.com
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Oh my god
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Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
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Many ppl have pointed out “BG you’re not successful” THANK YOU
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Kids, study hard in school but not too hard because then you'll be a liberal elite and the dudes who bullied you in school will be the real heroes because your success makes them feel bad
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Or hire me I would kill in this role
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Bari Weiss bring back Andy Rooney
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That Philly crowd was right on the money about Bill Burr
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Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.
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*chews like Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange* so what's it like having the biggest Disney unboxing tiktok account
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Welcome back to the DAMN FOOD'S GOOD channel where I and a moderately successful podcaster talk with food in our mouths for 30 minutes
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If you live in or have just heard of Texas, you know about our barbecue — particularly brisket. It’s one of the foods most strongly associated with the state.

@briangaar.bsky.social argues that just one other state is as joined at the hip to a specific food as Texas is to smoked meats. ⬇️
Texan Visits Maine, Immediately Becomes Insufferable About Lobster
To a Texan, lobster is the brisket of Maine. I had the real thing — and yes, I’ll be talking about it for months.
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As almost lifelong Texan who just moved to Maine, this is absolutely, completely true.
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Luke putting R2 in an enormous bag of rice on Dagobah.