Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian. Looming gigs: Nashville, Nov 30; Bloomington (the one in Indiana), Dec 5-6; Denver, Dec 31, Jan 2-3; Casper, Jan 9-1O; Salt Lake City, Jan 30-31. My full touring schedule, which goes to June, is lovingly splayed on www.emophilips.com
Thank you, Edgar!
Tonight & tomorrow I’m in Nashville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
Tonight & tomorrow I’m in Nashville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thank you, Edgar!
Tonight & tomorrow I’m in Nashville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
Tonight & tomorrow I’m in Nashville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/shows/event/...
To my Nashville pals celebrating a blessed Thanksgiving weekend with their families: if you need to escape I’ll be at Zanies Friday, Saturday & Sunday. www.emophilips.com/shows
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
www.emophilips.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
To my Nashville pals celebrating a blessed Thanksgiving weekend with their families: if you need to escape I’ll be at Zanies Friday, Saturday & Sunday. www.emophilips.com/shows
“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
Ye of Kentucky & Tennessee! I & Tim Cavanagh’ll be in Lexington Nov 25 & in Nashville Nov 28-30; to avoid the anguish of having to guess the venues (let alone the show times) I humbly invite you to gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ye of Kentucky & Tennessee! I & Tim Cavanagh’ll be in Lexington Nov 25 & in Nashville Nov 28-30; to avoid the anguish of having to guess the venues (let alone the show times) I humbly invite you to gently click www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
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Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
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Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
Happy National Cat Day
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy National Cat Day
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
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I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!
The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
emophilips.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!
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May 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
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Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.
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Delaware!
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Delaware!
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
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So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!
Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!