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Emo Philips

@emophilips.bsky.social

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Looming gigs: Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, Bloomington, Denver, Casper, Albuquerque, Dallas, Ft Worth, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Naples, Marco Island; bathe in the particulars at www.emophilips.com

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · May 28

Emo Philips: a true SICKO.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 11d

The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc

Goat Song Records / Dan Dion @goatsongrecords.bsky.social · 11d

Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.

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Goat Song Records / Dan Dion @goatsongrecords.bsky.social · 11d

Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.

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nigel @desiccatedveins.bsky.social · Apr 24

Don't let anybody lie to you, this is the original Midwest Emo

Cover of Emo Phillips' standup album E=MO²

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Steve Middlebrook @stmdc.bsky.social · 16d

I just learned Emo Philips is on blusky
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Jon Kelsey @wnyjonk.bsky.social · 22d

Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 23d

in lieu of a globe, flat earthers can substitute a lazy susan

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 23d

you can confirm it with an experiment at home if you have a globe, a flashlight, and an australian

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 23d

that’s just science

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 23d

of course an australian, being south of the equator, would say the opposite: “now is the autumnal equinox of our content”

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 23d

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 24d

Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28d

I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 29d

www.emophilips.com/shows

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Sep 5

No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Sep 4

www.emophilips.com/shows

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Aug 13

Each & every show comes with my “no cannibalism” guarantee

Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · Aug 13

Wait. Will there be similar guarantees of "no cannibalism" with these shows, or are you keeping your options open?

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Aug 13

LOOMING GIGS
www.emophilips.com

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Aug 6

Hello! For the purpose of preserving history, I am lobbying to get my website, www.emophilips.com, into the vintage website museum: www.webdesignmuseum.org/all-websites; any help at all in this crucial cultural endeavor would be deeply appreciated

Official site of the comedian/mammal.

www.emophilips.com

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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · Jul 18

Genuinely, Emo is one of my favourite stand-ups.

Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · Jul 18

It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.