Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
Looming stand-up gigs: Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, Bloomington, Denver, Casper, Columbus, Ft Wayne, Toledo, Albuquerque, Dallas, Ft Worth, Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Naples, Marco Island; bathe in the particulars at www.emophilips.com
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Can't wait to be part of the particulars at the Comedy Attic on Dec. 5 & 6!
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can't wait to be part of the particulars at the Comedy Attic on Dec. 5 & 6!
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
Happy National Cat Day
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy National Cat Day
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
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I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!
The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
emophilips.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!
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May 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."
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Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.
September 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.
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Delaware!
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Delaware!
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!
I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!
If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!
dice.fm/event/mxq8gv...
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So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!
Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
October 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!
The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
emophilips.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc
Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc
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Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.
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Don't let anybody lie to you, this is the original Midwest Emo
April 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Don't let anybody lie to you, this is the original Midwest Emo
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I just learned Emo Philips is on blusky
@emophilips.bsky.social
@emophilips.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I just learned Emo Philips is on blusky
@emophilips.bsky.social
@emophilips.bsky.social
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Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.
September 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.
now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent