Jared Stern, Amiable Zany
@jaredstern.bsky.social
Voted 3x Best Comedian in DC by people who don't know any better.
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Book: 1700 Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama https://amzn.to/4iGHt7n
Album: Live On Broadway* http://rb.gy/2aacid
Podcast: Between Two Sterns http://bit.ly/3JxMIYD
JaredStern.com
Book: 1700 Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama https://amzn.to/4iGHt7n
Album: Live On Broadway* http://rb.gy/2aacid
Podcast: Between Two Sterns http://bit.ly/3JxMIYD
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Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama
Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama [Stern, Jared, Irons, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama
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I'm officially a poet. Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama is NOW AVAILABLE for purchase on Amazon! I'm extremely proud of this very silly thing that my co-author and I created. Please give it 5 stars, then 7 stars, then 5 more stars. amzn.to/4iGHt7n @poems.bsky.art #booksky
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Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
I get to wrap up 2025 by sharing the stage with some of the best comics in DC (or any city). Treat yourself on the last night of Hanukkah and check out the show.
One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I get to wrap up 2025 by sharing the stage with some of the best comics in DC (or any city). Treat yourself on the last night of Hanukkah and check out the show.
They will never be able to recapture the spirit of silliness of the original. My expectations are limbo champion low.
Good Morning America gave us our first look at the Muppet Show reboot. A very BRIEF look…
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
They will never be able to recapture the spirit of silliness of the original. My expectations are limbo champion low.
One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...
I am very much ready to shoot this year into the sun.
If someone murdering a man who dedicated his life to bringing joy and laughter to millions of people isn’t a metaphor for this year, I don’t know what is.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I am very much ready to shoot this year into the sun.
It's Episode 152! The Jareds Stern talk about an unfortunate but necessary trip, a misused idiom, and the possible arc for this season. Enjoy!
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Ep 152: The Icing On The Cake
Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's Episode 152! The Jareds Stern talk about an unfortunate but necessary trip, a misused idiom, and the possible arc for this season. Enjoy!
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Two more shows tonight, then two more Saturday! Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO.
Looking for plans Thursday thru Saturday? Check me out with Kevin Nealon at the Arlington Drafthouse! www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/119470
Arlington Drafthouse | Kevin Nealon
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December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Two more shows tonight, then two more Saturday! Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO.
Looking for plans Thursday thru Saturday? Check me out with Kevin Nealon at the Arlington Drafthouse! www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/119470
Arlington Drafthouse | Kevin Nealon
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December 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Looking for plans Thursday thru Saturday? Check me out with Kevin Nealon at the Arlington Drafthouse! www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/119470
No need to rack yours!
Just click this convenient link
to buy my new book:
Seventeen Hundred
Esoteric Syllables
About Yo Mama!
shorturl.at/9Ob5J
#booksky #poetrysky
Just click this convenient link
to buy my new book:
Seventeen Hundred
Esoteric Syllables
About Yo Mama!
shorturl.at/9Ob5J
#booksky #poetrysky
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No need to rack yours!
Just click this convenient link
to buy my new book:
Seventeen Hundred
Esoteric Syllables
About Yo Mama!
shorturl.at/9Ob5J
#booksky #poetrysky
Just click this convenient link
to buy my new book:
Seventeen Hundred
Esoteric Syllables
About Yo Mama!
shorturl.at/9Ob5J
#booksky #poetrysky
Had a great time working with @emophilips.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic this weekend.
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Had a great time working with @emophilips.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic this weekend.
Hello, Animal Control? I'd like to report a mass murder.
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hello, Animal Control? I'd like to report a mass murder.
Two shows tonight & two shows Saturday! If nothing else, the club has heat!
BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
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December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Two shows tonight & two shows Saturday! If nothing else, the club has heat!
Thanks for sticking your ears Between Two Sterns! jaredstern.com/between-two-...
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thanks for sticking your ears Between Two Sterns! jaredstern.com/between-two-...
BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
We're back to kick off Season 8, whatever that means. The Jareds Stern have an existential crisis, talk sleep apnea, and emotional support animals. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/f6... #podcast #comedy
Ep 151: Emotional Support Podcast
Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We're back to kick off Season 8, whatever that means. The Jareds Stern have an existential crisis, talk sleep apnea, and emotional support animals. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/f6... #podcast #comedy
Looking for a great stocking stuffer that's fun for the whole family? Grab a copy of Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama! It's only 17 cents a haiku! Only one penny a syllable! shorturl.at/9Ob5J #blackfriday #booksky #poetrysky
Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama
Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama [Stern, Jared, Irons, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables about Yo Mama
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November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Looking for a great stocking stuffer that's fun for the whole family? Grab a copy of Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama! It's only 17 cents a haiku! Only one penny a syllable! shorturl.at/9Ob5J #blackfriday #booksky #poetrysky
Saturday night at The Idiot Box is gonna be pretty great... if you live in or near #greensboronc, don't miss it! Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO. www.eventbrite.com/e/1698520323...
The Idiot Box Presents Jared Stern!
An evening with headliner, Jared Stern and guests.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Saturday night at The Idiot Box is gonna be pretty great... if you live in or near #greensboronc, don't miss it! Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO. www.eventbrite.com/e/1698520323...
A corny-copia of comedy to be thankful for as we head into the holidaze! Pick a date and join the fun. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A corny-copia of comedy to be thankful for as we head into the holidaze! Pick a date and join the fun. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/
Can't wait to be part of the particulars at the Comedy Attic on Dec. 5 & 6!
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can't wait to be part of the particulars at the Comedy Attic on Dec. 5 & 6!
TONIGHT!
Hey Fredericksburg, VA! You've got a killer show coming your way. Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-in-...
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
TONIGHT!
A hearty fuck off forever to Winsome Earle Sears and Jason Miyares.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A hearty fuck off forever to Winsome Earle Sears and Jason Miyares.
Friday in FXBG! Trust me, you have nothing better to do.
Hey Fredericksburg, VA! You've got a killer show coming your way. Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-in-...
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Friday in FXBG! Trust me, you have nothing better to do.
Check me out on the latest episode of Snackin' & Yakkin'with my longtime comedy compadre, Big Ben Kennedy! youtu.be/ZrmhxwcWDpk?...
Stand-Up, Radio, Haikus & Talkin' Dirty (Dr. Peppers) w/ Jared Stern | Ep 23 | Snackin' & Yakkin'
YouTube video by Snackin’ & Yakkin’
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November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Check me out on the latest episode of Snackin' & Yakkin'with my longtime comedy compadre, Big Ben Kennedy! youtu.be/ZrmhxwcWDpk?...