Steve Middlebrook
@stmdc.bsky.social
FinTech attorney. Principal at Middlebrook LLC. Interests: prepaid cards, payments, earned wage access, civil rights, Native American and Inuit art, old photographs, chipmunks.
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For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
Looks like the guys at the Venezuelan Invasion Command Center at Mar-a-Lago are fans of @effinbirds.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Looks like the guys at the Venezuelan Invasion Command Center at Mar-a-Lago are fans of @effinbirds.com
The United States will run a free and independent Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The United States will run a free and independent Venezuela.
Trump press conference: “I have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its president. We will run the country. Venezuela is now a free and independent nation.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Trump press conference: “I have invaded Venezuela and kidnapped its president. We will run the country. Venezuela is now a free and independent nation.”
Watching the press conference. He’s slurring a lot of words.
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Watching the press conference. He’s slurring a lot of words.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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Scientists in Canada discovered a polar bear mother took in another cub as her own.
Experts say cases of cub adoption among polar bears are “relatively infrequent.” Read more: https://wapo.st/49hDaxz
Experts say cases of cub adoption among polar bears are “relatively infrequent.” Read more: https://wapo.st/49hDaxz
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Scientists in Canada discovered a polar bear mother took in another cub as her own.
Experts say cases of cub adoption among polar bears are “relatively infrequent.” Read more: https://wapo.st/49hDaxz
Experts say cases of cub adoption among polar bears are “relatively infrequent.” Read more: https://wapo.st/49hDaxz
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Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight
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Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
If Ronald Reagan wanted to turn the United States into "a nation composed of good and decent people,” he would have had to self-deport.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If Ronald Reagan wanted to turn the United States into "a nation composed of good and decent people,” he would have had to self-deport.
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
I’m calling a press conference to announce we have no official update. Now we will endure a litany of politicians who will praise our partnership with a long list of other politicians
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m calling a press conference to announce we have no official update. Now we will endure a litany of politicians who will praise our partnership with a long list of other politicians
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NEW: Brown econ prof Rachel Friedberg says the shooting happened in a finals review session:
"The room has stadium seating with doors that enter at the top. [The TA] said that the shooter came in the doors, yelled something ... and started shooting." www.oceanstatemedia.org/news-and-cul...
"The room has stadium seating with doors that enter at the top. [The TA] said that the shooter came in the doors, yelled something ... and started shooting." www.oceanstatemedia.org/news-and-cul...
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
NEW: Brown econ prof Rachel Friedberg says the shooting happened in a finals review session:
"The room has stadium seating with doors that enter at the top. [The TA] said that the shooter came in the doors, yelled something ... and started shooting." www.oceanstatemedia.org/news-and-cul...
"The room has stadium seating with doors that enter at the top. [The TA] said that the shooter came in the doors, yelled something ... and started shooting." www.oceanstatemedia.org/news-and-cul...
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At this hearing, @padilla.senate.gov asked me whether mass deportation is making us more safe. Here was my response.
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At this hearing, @padilla.senate.gov asked me whether mass deportation is making us more safe. Here was my response.
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The birds lingered for days at a Catholic school near Cincinnati as agencies haggled over who was responsible for removing them. Officials said the public health risk was low. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Bird Flu Is Suspected After Vulture Carcasses Sat Rotting Outside Ohio School
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The birds lingered for days at a Catholic school near Cincinnati as agencies haggled over who was responsible for removing them. Officials said the public health risk was low. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
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📰 NEWS: Attorneys challenging the military’s ban on enlistment of people living with HIV presented oral arguments in Wilkins v. Hegseth today before a three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit.
Learn more: tinyurl.com/2upnnca7
Learn more: tinyurl.com/2upnnca7
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
📰 NEWS: Attorneys challenging the military’s ban on enlistment of people living with HIV presented oral arguments in Wilkins v. Hegseth today before a three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit.
Learn more: tinyurl.com/2upnnca7
Learn more: tinyurl.com/2upnnca7
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NEW:
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
NEW:
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
w/ @robert-faturechi.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
w/ @robert-faturechi.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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A raccoon sneaked into a Virginia liquor store, broke some bottles, sampled the merchandise, and passed out in the bathroom. He was taken into custody, sobered up, and released on his own recognizance.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Drunk raccoon passes out in bathroom after ransacking Va. liquor store
The furry bandit was returned to the wild after sobering up. Authorities said he had no signs of injury “other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices.”
www.washingtonpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A raccoon sneaked into a Virginia liquor store, broke some bottles, sampled the merchandise, and passed out in the bathroom. He was taken into custody, sobered up, and released on his own recognizance.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
This is so hilarious.
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is so hilarious.
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My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America
Detention and deportation are now the punishment for fighting the brother of Trump’s press Secretary for joint custody of your kids.
I hope Vance’s wife is paying attention.
I hope Vance’s wife is paying attention.
ICE agents arrested the former fiancée of White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s brother. She’s in a Louisiana detention center fighting deportation to her native Brazil. https://wapo.st/3Kn08K2
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Detention and deportation are now the punishment for fighting the brother of Trump’s press Secretary for joint custody of your kids.
I hope Vance’s wife is paying attention.
I hope Vance’s wife is paying attention.