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Steve Middlebrook
@stmdc.bsky.social
FinTech attorney. Principal at Middlebrook LLC. Interests: prepaid cards, payments, earned wage access, civil rights, Native American and Inuit art, old photographs, chipmunks.
Sent a dash cam. Should get there this evening. Shipping for me was free, but I was assessed a $0.50 “MN Road Improvement and Food Delivery Fee.” Just so we’re clear — the dash cam is NOT food. Please do not try to eat it.
January 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Just what airports need. Unsupervised, out-of-control children zipping around on motorized scooters.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The average male should consume 5 to 9 servings of roadkill every week.
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
In the future, all Butt Plugs for Bahrain must fit in the Diplomatic Pouch.
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I’m beginning to not like her.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I’d go with deranged sociopath.
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
He needs to brush those cats.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
In fairness, it’s not just women.
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I wonder if he’s ready to hear the truth about that beard.
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The Trump admin is currently prosecuting a guy in Memphis who asked an undercover cop posing as a 15 y.o. to take and send sexy nude photos. The charge is attempted manufacture of CSAM. So I don’t think the user generating the prompt is without exposure. Where are the prosecutions?
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Trump will be sending Edward “Big Balls” Coristine to run Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Looks like the guys at the Venezuelan Invasion Command Center at Mar-a-Lago are fans of @effinbirds.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Marco Rubio really likes his @effinbirds.com merch.
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Marco Rubio really likes his @effinbirds.com merch.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Trump will be sending Edward “Big Balls” Coristine to run Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM