GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Yes, Yes, Need, Need.
Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.
Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.
Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.
Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.
Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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My wife is a social vegan...
She avoids meet.
She avoids meet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My wife is a social vegan...
She avoids meet.
She avoids meet.
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#HappyThanksgiving from #WKRP. "Oh my God, they're turkeys! Oh, the humanity!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
#HappyThanksgiving from #WKRP. "Oh my God, they're turkeys! Oh, the humanity!"
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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Happy Thanksgiving y'all ilu ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all ilu ♥️
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How old were you when you realized that 'Be there or be square'...
Is because you're not a-round.
Is because you're not a-round.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How old were you when you realized that 'Be there or be square'...
Is because you're not a-round.
Is because you're not a-round.
On The Eve Of Thanksgiving !
Just like the prophecy has foretold !
Just like the prophecy has foretold !
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
On The Eve Of Thanksgiving !
Just like the prophecy has foretold !
Just like the prophecy has foretold !
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Son just described the crucifixion as “the time the Romans defeated Jesus”
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Son just described the crucifixion as “the time the Romans defeated Jesus”
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Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
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The Vladimir Klitschkos of Basketball, OKC. Dominant and soporific.
This Thunder team is so good, & they are the most boring & annoying team I have come across in about a decade.
Can't stand watching them
Can't stand watching them
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Vladimir Klitschkos of Basketball, OKC. Dominant and soporific.
Time to go roll the dough
time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Time to go roll the dough
Me waiting for my package to be delivered ; )
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me waiting for my package to be delivered ; )
I am totally susceptible to honeyfuggle ngl
Honeyfuggle [HUHN-ee-FUHG-uhl]
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.
Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.
Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am totally susceptible to honeyfuggle ngl
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FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.
THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
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I put candy corn in my stuffing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I put candy corn in my stuffing.
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
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Now of the old war-days .. the defeat at Brooklyn;
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Now of the old war-days .. the defeat at Brooklyn;
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Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
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I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
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😊 (And don't you forget it.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
I am geegordonpretty and I endorse this message
Pettiness is massively underrated
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am geegordonpretty and I endorse this message
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Just reported that they died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just reported that they died.