GeeGordonPretty
banner
geegordonpretty.bsky.social
GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
https://youtu.be/6hXrKCzllo8?si=FFzCArz8fOKt_-uB

$Geegordongritty

READ
WRITE
WRITHE
Pinned
Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe.

Yes, Yes, Need, Need.

Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve.

Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe.

Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe.

Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need.

Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
My wife is a social vegan...

She avoids meet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
#HappyThanksgiving from #WKRP. "Oh my God, they're turkeys! Oh, the humanity!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Happy Thanksgiving y'all ilu ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
How old were you when you realized that 'Be there or be square'...

Is because you're not a-round.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
On The Eve Of Thanksgiving !

Just like the prophecy has foretold !
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Son just described the crucifixion as “the time the Romans defeated Jesus”
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
interviewer: how are your listening skills?

me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Vladimir Klitschkos of Basketball, OKC. Dominant and soporific.
This Thunder team is so good, & they are the most boring & annoying team I have come across in about a decade.

Can't stand watching them
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Time to go roll the dough
time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me waiting for my package to be delivered ; )
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I am totally susceptible to honeyfuggle ngl
Honeyfuggle [HUHN-ee-FUHG-uhl]
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.

Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
FIRST WITCH
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

SECOND WITCH
When the hurly-burly’s done,
When the battle’s lost and won.

THIRD WITCH
That will be ere the set of sun.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits…”
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
I put candy corn in my stuffing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Now of the old war-days .. the defeat at Brooklyn;
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
I'm socially Betty and fiscally Veronica
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
😊 (And don't you forget it.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am geegordonpretty and I endorse this message
Pettiness is massively underrated
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by GeeGordonPretty
Just reported that they died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM